I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

family heirloom?

Jiang Xiao is actually not very interested in that perverted heirloom.

Because if nothing else happens, Lao Wang will no longer be able to continue passing it on.

If the place where Jiang Xiao lives is already very remote, then the place where Lao Wang lives is probably out of the scope of Guanxi Town.

It was just an ordinary sloppy farmyard with some vegetables growing in the open space.

Well?

This old boy is basking in the sun~

Well, it's just that this posture is a little weird.

Jiang Xiao had also seen the uncles and aunts showing off in all kinds of weird poses in Qingshan.

But pull down the gate and let the birds out to bask in the sun.

To be honest, this was also the first time Jiang Xiao saw him.

Hearing the movement outside, Lao Wang moved his eyes away from the cross-section of his own body.

When I saw the devil outside the door, he was smiling and ready to come over.

Lao Wang's first reaction was to run.

The second reaction was that I couldn't run.

On the third reaction, I was already kneeling on the ground.

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"Brother, haha, why do you have time to come to my messy little courtyard? I, I didn't go to your house! I came back from yesterday. I mean, I should never do it in my life. I’m going to find the two sisters Feiyu.”

Jiang Xiao waved his hand to signal him not to kneel.

"I'm not here to beat you today, I just want to talk serious business with you."

Are you here to discuss business?

Lao Wang's heart sank.

Only then did he remember that the two Feiyu sisters had promised him yesterday to take care of this kid?

How

Ma De, will you two sisters come to me to play Infernal Affairs? !

In Lao Wang's guess, Feiyu must have felt that the risk of dealing with Jiang Xiao was too high, so it would be better to just assign him to snatch his family heirloom!

With this thought in his mind, Lao Wang remained polite.

"Brother, what kind of business are you here to discuss? I am a bad old man and there is nothing worthy of your attention."

"family heirloom."

The words were concise and concise, but with an unquestionable tone.

"Brother, I was just joking yesterday. How can I have any heirlooms? If I had heirlooms, could I still live here? Come and see what I had for breakfast."

Lao Wang ran to the dirty kitchen and quickly ran out with a small basin.

"Look, the corn mush I had in the morning didn't even include dry food. I haven't made lunch yet. It's mainly because I don't have anything to eat at home. Brother, I'm really poor. If there are any heirlooms or something, I won't be too early. Just take it out and sell it to improve your life?”

"So, you don't have a family heirloom at all. Are you lying to my little mother?"

ah?

"I, I really didn't, but I just made a joke. It shouldn't be considered a lie, right?"

Lao Wang said with some uncertainty.

Jiang Xiao nodded.

"Yes, it may not count here. As the saying goes, do as the Romans do when in town. Now that I have come to your Guanxi Town, you will naturally follow my customs. What you do over there is cheating, and I need to stab you in the chest. A total of seventy-seven and forty-nine cuts were made, avoiding the vital points, and while you were still breathing, I put you and a stone weighing dozens of kilograms into a cage and sank into the river."

At first, there was still a smile on Lao Wang's lips, but it slowly turned stiff on his face.

No, are you such a follower of the Romans?

"Hahaha, brother, I was just joking with you, there is a family heirloom, there is it! I will get it for you right now!"

Lao Wang rushed into his bedroom again and came out shortly after holding a pillow.

"No, it's a family heirloom! It's been passed down from my great-grandfather's generation. Look at the oil and gray on it. It's no exaggeration to say it's IP68 waterproof!"

Jiang Xiao:.

"I sincerely want to discuss business with you. If you dare to play tricks on me again, then I will play tricks on you too."

"Brother, believe me! You believe me! This is the heirloom of our old Wang family. If I lie to you, I will have no descendants! I will never sleep with a woman in my life!"

What a vicious oath!

Unfortunately, this oath has no deterrent effect on both types of people.

And Lao Wang happened to be one of them, so Jiang Xiao didn't accept this trick.

five minutes later

Lao Wang: ()convex( # )

"Brother, stop hitting, stop hitting! Stop, stop, stop, yes, it really is, I will really get it for you this time!"

It hurts!

Every time Jiang Xiao hit him, Lao Wang felt that it would cause double damage to his soul and body.

This time Lao Wang took a long time to go into the house, and he came out after two minutes with a box in his arms.

Don't ask Jiang Xiao why he didn't follow in. The sour smell was about to condense into smoke. Jiang Xiao couldn't stand it just standing in the yard, let alone going in.

Except for Mr. Pai, everyone else would probably be killed on the spot if they entered.

"Open."

Lao Wang obediently opened the box.

Um?

Why is there such a thing inside?

It's like a globe, but it's relatively flat. The ups and downs inside seem to be divided into various regions of mountains, rivers, and rivers. There is also a black pointer and a crystal clear ball suspended in the air.

It should be something like a [pathfinder], right?

Jiang Xiao took the thing into his hand and turned it over and over again, but he couldn't figure out how to use it.

But neither the pointer nor the ball changes.

Is this an antique?

No matter how you look at it, it is a modern product, right?

"Do you want another beating? I guess this old boy still wants to lie to me."

Lao Wang became anxious as soon as he heard this.

"No, no, no! Brother, this time it's real! Look at its texture, materials, and just the feel, it's definitely not a mortal thing!"

emm

Indeed, at the very least, the look of this thing is incompatible with the overall environment of Lao Wang's family.

"How to use it?"

"I didn't make it either! I took it to a pawn shop in town before, but they didn't want it. I said it was passed down from our ancestors, and he even called me a fool."

how to say.

This thing looks really good, but if you are looking for an old thing.

This is as outrageous as holding a rice cooker and saying it was passed down from your ancestors from the Ming Dynasty.

"But this is really passed down from my ancestors. If you don't believe it, I won't do anything."

Okay, you can give it to your little mom and let her hang it as a decoration or something.

Before leaving, Jiang Xiao gave Lao Wang two thousand yuan, not gold tickets, but the two thousand copper tickets Feiyu gave him when he came.

Is it the market price?

Lao Wang muttered, feeling too young, but he was afraid of being beaten if he spoke out.

He also knew that this thing would definitely not be worth much if sold.

But no one knew better than him, the person involved, whether the thing was real or not. It was really passed down from ancestors!

"Is this the heirloom of that bad old man?"

Feimi's words were full of disbelief.

For that reason, this thing is a modern product no matter how you look at it.

"The hands inside are still moving."

Sharp-eyed Zhenzhen watched the pointer keep shaking.

Huh?

When Jiang Xiao was on the road just now, he tried his best to keep the pointer from moving even if he changed the position of his head and feet.

"Hiss, it seems like there is something fixed attracting it."