I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

Jiang Xiao didn't stay inside for long, and hurried out after adding some points.

But I didn't expect that Rules Guantan would still be reluctant to let him go.

What he meant in his words was that he wanted the peach wood sword that Jiang Xiao carried on his back.

"How many tricks are they worth?"

Weird talk about rules: [One piece, this time you said it was all one piece. 】

There's no need to talk about that~

Jiang Xiao also planned to use it as a weapon. After all, if you always use your fist, the force will have a mutual effect.

Don't look at his face, which is always greeting people with fists.

But in fact, it can be said that the pain experienced by others on his face can also be felt by his fist.

Hit him in the face, it hurts my fist!

Now with the enchanted peach wood sword, it can obviously help you solve this problem.

"dad!"

The two people guarding outside jumped up on the spot and wrapped their arms around Jiang Xiao.

Um?

Jiang Xiao frowned?

Something is wrong. There must be something 70 or 80% wrong out of 10.

He had also had many other hoops before, but the weight he felt this time was particularly heavy.

When he saw the figures of Mu Xitang and Bai Yi, Jiang Xiao's heart suddenly surged.

At such a young age, you already have a beer belly?

The two of them exerted enough strength to rub themselves on Jiang Xiao's body, as if kittens were marking their owner's scent.

"You guys wait?"

Jiang Xiao picked them up like little chickens and looked at them suspiciously.

That's right

It’s a beer belly caused by overeating in a short period of time.

Because I ate very violently in a short period of time, the fat was all piled up on my stomach before I could react.

"No, you two haven't changed in stature at all, but you started to develop horizontally at a young age?"

Mu Xitang and Bai Yi tried desperately to escape from Jiang Xiao's grasp, but it was obviously in vain.

"Dad, let me tell you a secret!"

Mu Xitang, who was panting, planned to trade the secret for his landing place.

"oh?"

"I unlocked the password on the mobile phone you gave me from the ghost story before."

? ? ?

real or fake?

Jiang Xiao took the phone and asked Mu Xitang how to unlock it.

"It's simple. The charging plug of this mobile phone is exactly the same as that of a normal mobile phone. I found a data cable and stuck it on the computer, programmed an unlocking program, and it was quickly unlocked."

Jiang Xiao:? ? ?

I often feel inferior because I am a waste.

Programming without even going to kindergarten?

no

This phone was previously taken to professionals for testing by Lao Li and others. Would they be puzzled if it could be unlocked?

unless

The only possibility is that Little Pink Hair's IQ in a certain field has exceeded the average genius programmer of Blue Star.

"What's special in it?"

Little Pink Hair tilted her head and thought for a while, then said.

"It's nothing special. The Internet speed is not as fast as a normal mobile phone, but the photos are very clear and the sound quality is also very good."

"That's it?" Jiang Xiao felt that this phone shouldn't be that simple.

"Oh oh oh, the system inside is neither Android nor Apple, it is very playable!"

Jiang Xiao:.

"Okay, it's really mediocre and a bit disappointing."

"Yeah, I'm disappointed too. There are also some browsers and chat software that can link to the world of Kaidan, which are not worth mentioning."

Jiang Xiao nodded and continued following her words.

"Yeah, that's right, Link to the World of Monster Stories"

Wang Defa? !

You don’t think it’s not important if you say the most important part in such a calm tone, do you?

Jiang Xiao felt his liver hurt from the anger.

And Lao Li and the others who had been outside the door finally couldn't sit still anymore, and they all came in with a roar.

o╮(;Д`)╭o）

“It’s too long to describe what these two little devils have done!”

()

"Jiang Xiao, you can take them with you wherever you go. Our temple is small and cannot accommodate their two giant Buddhas!"

"This is what you are."

Looking at these crying old men in front of him, Jiang Xiao just wanted to say to them, "You have lost weight."

"You two, come here!"

Mu Xitang and Bai Yi came over and stood at attention.

"what happened?"

Mu Xitang poked Bai Yi and asked her to explain.

"Uh, emm, dad, they praise me and Xitang as giant Buddhas?"

Jiang Xiao:? ? ?

Is what people say about the giant Buddha riding on the horse meant to praise you?

For a moment, Jiang Xiao seemed to understand why the weirdness in the ghost story was so speechless to him.

Headache

Jiang Xiao felt that he had become more mature and steady since he had the goal of saving people and these two cubs.

He even looks like an adult in Kaidan. Of course, he was always a mature and steady adult, but he is more mature now.

They can be willful, but not themselves.

Sure enough, real growth only occurs in a moment.

"Lao Li, please tell me and explain the situation."

"I"

Just as Lao Li was about to say something, he was threatened by Mu Xitang's eyes, and he immediately swallowed the rest of his words.

"Mu Xitang!"

"Hey, Dad, I'm here!"

Jiang Xiao:? ? ?

I don't seem to have any eye problems. I wonder if you are here anymore?

"You are not allowed to intimidate others with your eyes! Lao Li, keep talking!"

Lao Li sniffed and thought to himself that you, a father, are also blind. My beard has been pulled out, so you can’t see?

"Jiang Xiao, they are really bullying someone. They have beaten the hell out of the younger generation in the compound. Hey, let alone the younger ones, we older ones have also been beaten up too."

OK OK.

You two are good at not learning, but now you know how to hit people?

"Tell me! Why did you hit someone?"

The two cubs looked at each other fearfully, and then spoke cautiously.

"Isn't that what you do? You often hit people for no reason."

"Yes, this kind of behavior is really cool! Bai Yi and I think about how to imitate dad every day."

Everyone:? ? ?

Jiang Xiao: "?"

"When did I hit anyone casually?"

As soon as Jiang Xiao mentioned this, the two women immediately became excited.

From the three patients in the mental hospital to the director, all the way to Lao Wang and the others today

Bai Yi also named them specially.

"The Strange and Weird Tear-Jerking History"

Jiang Xiao:.

I want to scold someone, but I don’t know who to scold. Instead, I feel like I’m scolding myself.

If you fight.

Looking at the two girls with their swollen bellies, Jiang Xiao was reluctant to hit them.

I really can't bear to beat or scold them. I miss Sun Wei so much. Only she can control their lawlessness.

"Jiang Xiao, please, the car is ready for you, and I have also registered their household registrations. Didn't you say you want to take them back to Qingshan? It just so happens that there is a kindergarten not far from Qingshan , I have paid the registration fee for you, you see.”

Jiang Xiao sighed, whatever, it's better to say goodbye to the people in Huohuo's courtyard.

With Mu Xitang and Bai Yi looking reluctant to leave, the three of them finally set foot on the car back to Qingshan.