I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

【Is there a problem? As long as Jiang Xiao just wants to sleep, can she still feel stressed? 】

this.

[If force is used, it seems that the couple can only accept their fate]

Jiang Xiao obviously didn't think as much as the people in the live broadcast room thought, and he went directly to the house in the morning with ease.

Without knocking on the door, he opened the door and walked in.

Yo?

Looking at the steaming food on the table, it happened to be dinner time.

Braised pork, steamed pork ribs, and a pot of pork noodles.

Another big meat~

But whatever, just eat whatever you want and rest quickly.

"Um?"

With a slight sigh, the woman who had just come out of the kitchen stared blankly at the stranger sitting at their dining table and feasting.

"Who are you?"

Jiang Xiao didn't even raise his head. He knew that unless it was a task-oriented NPC like the man in black robe, it would be impossible for the other ordinary NPCs to take the initiative to talk to the players.

"Husband! Is there a thief? Is he begging for food? Husband! A strange person has appeared in our house!"

The woman thought about several words, but she couldn't find any words to describe a person like Jiang Xiao.

I was humming a little song and cooking at home, and suddenly I found that the food was eaten by someone, and the person who ate it acted like it was a matter of course.

Aren’t people nowadays so shameless?

Um?

Jiang Xiao stopped talking, looked at the woman curiously, then pointed at herself and asked her in disbelief.

"Can you see me?"

Woman: "?"

"If nothing else, there are two bright eyeballs hanging under my eyebrows. Is there no eye disease? Why can't I see them?"

Eh?

Can you really see it?

Whether a person is alone or not can be seen in the eyes. The current woman is obviously completely conscious, and even gives people a feeling of being quite intelligent.

Of course, the woman could tell through Jiang Xiao's wise eyes that there was something wrong with this guy's brain.

Well, in other words, your behavior of breaking into a stranger's house and picking up a rice bowl and cooking is not something a normal person can do.

At this time, the male owner of this family also ran over from the next room.

His expression was as shocked as the woman's.

Where did this mentally retarded man with a mahogany sword come from?

Jiang Xiao put down his bowls and chopsticks blankly. How interesting?

Is this NPC able to regain its self-awareness?

so awkward.

It was time to say it or not. Jiang Xiao felt a little blushing. This kind of thing was really too shameful.

"Uh, you two, I came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures. I passed by here and I hope to stay for two nights. Is that okay?"

couple:"?"

"Uh, friend, if I'm not mistaken, this is a compass and a mahogany sword. Are you sure it's not a Taoist dress?"

"Yeah~"

Jiang Xiao spread his hands and openly admitted that he was dressed as a Taoist priest. He secretly said that he hadn't brought the sacrificial robes and scepter from Xiaofenmao yet. It would be better for you to be more confused if you were both Chinese and Western.

"Taoist? Go to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures?"

"Ang, Buddha is the Tao, and all dharmas have the same origin. I don't think there is any problem."

Okay, okay, now that you've said this, what else can we say?

"I have money, and I don't just eat and drink for free."

As the saying goes, money can make the world go round~

The villagers of Sunset Village may not be able to push in the zombie-like state during the day, but they will definitely be able to fly at night!

With Jiang Xiao's blessing of more than 100 million yuan, the couple happily accepted his request for accommodation.

Especially after seeing the golden note, the man even said that he would give up the bed so that he could sleep under the bed.

Because he knows.

I should be under the bed, not under the bed, how sweet it is to see them~

In this way, it would be easier for him to feel at ease.

Otherwise, he would feel uneasy with such a big bill.

The Longguo live broadcast room was stunned.

They thought of countless scenarios, but they didn't expect that the couple would actually return to normal, let alone that this man would sleep under the bed!

"Eh?" Jiang Xiao was stunned: "Don't rush to sleep. Can you tell me about this village first?"

【this】

【What hobby? 】

【This guy turns out to be a real ntr.】

[You can do it if I give you hundreds of thousands. 】

【No, I can't】

[No, it’s not hundreds of thousands. You can’t use a simple amount to explain this matter, you have to use purchasing power. Have you forgotten Kameda Yujiro? He searched almost all the villagers' homes and found only a few thousand yuan in total. The money Jiang Xiao gave to the couple was hundreds of times the savings of the entire village. Think about it, all the assets in your village add up to How many? How much will it be after it has been multiplied hundreds of times? 】

hiss.

[I take back what I just said, give me a few hundred million and I can sleep under the bed. 】

[No, brothers, I remembered one thing. If this couple returned to normal at night, would the rest of the villagers be the same? 】

[Probably, do you still remember the blind Orion who was with Kameda Yujiro? He seemed to be a normal person last night]

【etc? Does anyone know what Yujiro Kameda is doing now? 】

The villagers have returned to normal. Is he still rummaging through the box?

Worri!

Many people gave up on the live broadcast show that might appear later and turned around and went to the Sakura live broadcast room.

Good news: Kameda Yujiro’s box has already been opened during the day.

Bad news: Yujiro Kameda was caught opening boxes during the day.

Fortunately: not dead yet

Kameda Yujiro's current expression is even more confused than that of the couple just now.

He was sleeping when he felt a pain in his head. When he opened his eyes again, he was already tied to the big locust tree at the entrance of Sunset Village.

Below are a group of angry villagers.

"Old man! You said he came last night, right?"

The blind old man had some hesitation on his face, but he still chose to tell the truth.

"Yes, it should be him. Last night he said he was passing by to stay overnight, and then he disappeared during the day. I thought he had left our Sunset Village, but I never thought he was actually a burglar."

As soon as the old man finished speaking, many villagers screamed and held up torches, trying to activate it.

"Haha, you are really a master thief! He actually stole our entire village in broad daylight! His technique is the best!"

ah?

Kameda Yujiro was anxious. What is this? Is there a risk of being caught when opening the box?

Is this a transitional plot animation, or are you really going to kill yourself?

"If this guy hadn't slept on my wife's bed openly and was knocked unconscious by my big electric cannon, everyone would probably be kept in the dark now!"

"Burn him!"

"Yes, that's right, burn him to death!"

Kameda Yujiro was frightened. These people seemed to be serious!

"No, no, no! No, I didn't!"

The fat body kept struggling, but it was all in vain. What bound him was still thorny thorns and vines, which were flexible and strong. The more he struggled, the deeper the thorns pierced.

"Hehehe, this kid still wants to break free?"

"Thank you! Can you please let me explain?"

"Explain your mother! Hahaha, just wait to be burned to death in the fire!"

"Thank you, but, but, I know you are in a hurry, but can you please stop being in a hurry."

Everyone:? ? ?

No, why don't you wait and thank your mother? !