I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

When Jiang Xiao and Wang Dayong appeared in front of Huahua.

It could be seen that both of them were a little confused.

Huahua has never met Wang Dayong, but she can feel that this flattering man seems to be very powerful.

Wang Dayong has never seen Huahua, but he still knows about the shadow of the famous tree, the little girl who caused the whole village to be shrouded in strange rumors.

"H-hello?"

"You are so sweet."

Due to Jiang Xiao's facial tissue, both of them had their signature fake smiles on their faces.

"Uh, Huahua, let me introduce you to a friend. Dayong, don't just stand there, sit down and eat with us."

When the two of them picked up chopsticks, Jiang Xiao was finally willing to reveal his purpose.

"Huahua, when you are usually short of yang energy, short of food, or want to find someone to play with, just come to your brother Dayong."

Um?

The two of them were stunned, what does this mean?

"That's what it means literally, right? Dayong is thick-skinned and has great cooking skills. Plus, he's a joke-type character. It's just right to play with Huahua."

what?

Is there such a good thing in the world?

Huahua was immediately happy, this was her perfect toy!

It can not only meet her daily energy and blood needs, but also work part-time as a nanny, cook, and most importantly, play with her!

Wang Dayong's face turned ashen in an instant.

What do you mean?

Does this mean that from now on, I will become this little girl’s toy?

"Dayong, I am doing this for your own good. If Huahua has no Yang Qi to absorb, she may not be able to live for a few days. If she dies, the strange stories will naturally disappear, and you don't want to lose this job, right?"

This is it.

Wang Dayong was silent. He really needed a strange story to maintain his job.

Especially since the end of the year is coming soon. If you lose your job at this time and lose your year-end bonus, you will probably have to be assigned the drudgery of being on duty during the Spring Festival.

"You think, it's just a matter of changing jobs. If your new job is too good to die, I'll meet you again."

Wang Dayong's body shook violently.

Does this psychopath seem to be threatening me?

Mainly because Wang Dayong was really threatened.

Wang Dayong felt itchy all over when he thought of the mysterious bond between himself and Jiang Xiao.

Regardless of Wang Dayong's ugly expression, Jiang Xiao picked up a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth, saying to him.

"If I meet you again, my peach wood sword will definitely go in and out of your body, letting you know what happiness is that is worse than death."

Yes, this mental illness is threatening me!

Didn't Jiang Xiao mean to work in this nonsense forever?

wrong.

Not only was the local bird indifferent, but he was forced to work as a cow or a horse for this little girl, providing a human-shaped qi and blood nutrition bottle for this little girl to suck?

"Do I have a choice?"

Jiang Xiao thought about it carefully and replied.

"If you don't want to be met by me, then you most likely have no choice. If you want to die, just pretend I didn't say anything."

As soon as these words came out, Wang Dayong couldn't help but burst into tears.

What's there to say about that?

Of course he wants to live!

Pofei'er!

Doesn’t this solve it?

Jiang Xiao couldn't help but sigh at his superb wisdom.

Isn't killing two birds with one stone the same as the current situation?

Let Wang Dayong satisfy all Huahua's needs, and Huahua will naturally not be bored. If she is not bored, then she will not harm innocent passers-by who go up the mountain.

As for Wang Dayong, he was used as a humanoid nutrition package and fixed in this strange story, so that he could not go to other places to harm others.

This operation is absolutely amazing!

"Little brother! Hurry up!"

Huahua hid behind Kameda Yujiro excitedly, watching him battle wits with a five-step snake.

A brown venomous snake with a thick body and a triangular head tilted its head. Nobuko kept swallowing it repeatedly to feel Yujiro's position.

certainly.

Naturally, our player Yujiro is not a cover.

As the saying goes, a living person cannot suffocate to death. Although the initial equipment is very crude, through his "unpacking" along the way, he can now be said to be armed to the teeth.

The body is wrapped around soft vines that he chopped with a kitchen knife, which can effectively resist damage from the outside world.

He also wrapped the joints with layers of leaves, protecting himself to the greatest extent while allowing him to move freely.

"Hush, playgirl, don't make any noise, watch me chop off its head in three rounds!"

I don't know if he was angered by Yujiro's words or something else. As soon as he finished speaking, the five-step snake that had been ready to move also launched an attack.

Extremely fast!

Yujiro only felt a gray shadow pass by. His arm hurt, and the snake was already wrapped around his arm.

"idiot!"

The extreme fear and nausea caused Yujiro to jump half a meter high and frantically beat his arms against the big tree nearby.

However, the snake's body was too flexible and it wrapped tightly around his arm several times, making him unable to get rid of it.

In the end, he suppressed the nausea in his heart, forcibly pulled the snake's head up, and then decapitated it with a kitchen knife.

"Nisnei! Nisinei Nisnei!!!"

It wasn't over yet. Yujiro finally breathed a sigh of relief after he tore off the snake body that was still wrapped around his arm and chopped it into pieces.

Finally he remembered to check the wound.

Fortunately, the place where the five-step snake bites is wrapped with vines.

But despite this, it was still bitten through, and you can see two small red spots on the arm.

It seemed to be a feeling of being broken, and Yujiro didn't know whether he was poisoned or not.

After imitating the action of sucking snake venom on TV, Yujiro took a few sips on his arm, then picked up the snake head and put it in his backpack and continued on the road.

This is proof that he killed the ferocious beast!

At the same time, he also took some time to squeeze some venom and smear it on the kitchen knife, euphemistically calling it enchantment. The basic attack has poison attack.

"Playgirl, how was my performance just now?"

"Uh" Xiaohua hesitated and nodded. "Alright."

"Hehehe, you think so too? Me too! I felt like I was the most powerful ninja just now. I got rid of this poisonous snake with just a few blows. It was really cool!"

Okay, okay, you can blow whatever you want.

"Flower girl, I would like to ask, are there any ferocious beasts nearby that are less dangerous than poisonous snakes, but can hurt the lives of villagers?"

After the battle just now, Yujiro felt that he had taken it for granted.

Venomous snakes are not as easy to deal with as I thought.

The first is that the other party's color blends in almost perfectly with the surrounding environment.

By the time he discovered the poisonous snake, he must have been targeted by the poisonous snake first.

At this time, any action you make will cause the venomous snake to attack, and you have no chance to kill it remotely with a stone or something nearby as you imagined.