I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

"Of course I am Jiang Xiao!"

Even if I am not very smart, I can still remember my name.

"No, I mean, are you still the same Jiang Xiao?"

Huh?

Jiang Xiao glanced at Wang Qiang curiously.

This kid.

"No, I don't understand what you are talking about."

"Well, I thought you were, hey."

Wang Qiang sighed, seeming a little disappointed.

"But your memory is too bad, right? Don't you know the consequences of being reported after reading Xiao Huangshu? You were called to the office by Jue, and then you never came back."

This happened several times last semester.

After all, this kind of book is not visible to the public. Once it is reported, it will definitely go to the office to drink tea.

And the weirdest thing is that once the students entered the office, they never appeared again.

"Here, look at those empty positions. They were all reported after reading the pornographic book. The explanation given by the school was either expulsion or suspension of study, but who knows."

I see.

There are already so many lessons learned, so when Jiang Xiao asks Wang Qiang what will happen if he reads the Little Yellow Book, it will inevitably make him suspicious.

"Brother Xiao, can you return the book to me?"

"Give me half?"

It was obviously a requesting tone, but when Jiang Xiao asked this question, he had already torn the little yellow book into two.

"What are you two whispering about all the time?"

A blackboard flew from the podium and hit Wang Qiang's head accurately, causing him to burst into tears.

"Someone, I have tolerated you over and over again, don't be unconscious! Wang Qiang, stand up and listen to this class!"

Jiejie really wanted to target Jiang Xiao, but he was worried that this lunatic would talk nonsense again, so he had no choice but to target his best friend Wang Qiang.

At this time, countless spies passed back the information obtained from the Dragon Kingdom live broadcast room.

High-level officials from many countries immediately held meetings.

"What should I say? The Little Yellow Book has appeared, in Wang Qiang's hands. Do you want to use the reminder opportunity?"

"Okay, I must get this book."

"I don't think there's a rush. Just a pornographic book won't play a decisive role, right?"

"That's right, I also think that the Little Yellow Book is definitely not particularly important. Besides, there is nothing dangerous happening at the moment. It's just Seven Stars. We can wait and see."

"Can."

Wang Qiang is a desperate group.

Not only do I have to stand up to listen to the music, but I also have to half-raise the desk with both hands. This posture is very tiring for my waist.

Fortunately, the painful time did not last long, and the bell finally rang.

After Master Jiejie left, the students were not in a hurry to go out to play or go to the toilet.

Instead, he took a black water cup to the water fountain in front of the classroom and queued up to get water.

Um?

I didn't notice it before, but now Jiang Xiao saw it. The water in the water dispenser was actually black?

The students' black water cups are also very special. They are not the usual round ones, but a strange rectangular shape.

Moreover, everyone’s water cup is the same and should be uniformly customized.

Even Wang Qiang and Zhu Tou, who had just been forced to stand at the back of the classroom, went over to get water with water glasses.

Well?

Jiang Xiao remembered one of the key points emphasized by the principal during the meeting this morning.

[Be sure to grab your own water tablet to drink a glass of water between classes. 】

"Classmate, is this a big break?"

"Yeah, I didn't hear the jogging bell outside, but it's raining outside, so I don't need to go jogging this morning."

After drinking the water, Wang Qiang thoughtfully picked up a glass for Jiang Xiao and brought it over.

"Brother Xiao, I see you didn't bring anything to school today, so just use my cup."

Gift crab.

Jiang Xiao didn't have the slightest desire to drink from the water cup that other boys drank from, but he glanced at the cup.

"Well, it's not black water?"

After taking a closer look, I realized that it was not the water that was black, but the mineral water bucket that contained the water.

"I'm not thirsty, thank you."

"It's okay if you don't drink. You'll be in trouble if you get reported."

Another report?

Jiang Xiao frowned and asked.

"Will the report be successful? I just said that I drank. What evidence do they have to prove that I didn't drink? Why, they still opened my stomach to see how many glasses of water I drank?"

"Ah...that's not true, but"

"Okay, let's not talk about drinking water. Let's go to the canteen to buy some snacks to eat in class?"

Jiang Xiao wanted to buy some individually packaged mineral water. Who knows if the liquid in the black bucket was drinkable.

"Not going."

"I invite you."

"Kangma Beibi, let's go!"

Just as the two were about to go to the canteen, a burst of cheers suddenly broke out from around them.

I saw a girl standing tall and graceful outside the door.

is her?

This girl is the one who appeared in the back window during class.

Through the nearby male animals sucking saliva and licking wildly, Jiang Xiao also knew that this girl was the school beauty of Qingshan.

Xiaoxue.

She stood at the door and first smiled sweetly, then hooked her hand at Jiang Xiao, and finally ran away quickly with her head lowered.

"Go, Jiang Xiao!"

There was a girl in the front row encouraging Jiang Xiao to pursue love boldly.

"Wori, brother Xiao, your horse riding is going to be completely developed!"

"Is this really a love letter from Xiaoxue? Oh my god, are your eyes on your butt? How am I inferior to this person named Jiang?"

"Obviously, if God is not blind, he will definitely be able to see that you are not as good as Jiang Xiao in any way."

Unexpectedly, the fierce-looking disciplinary committee member actually spoke for Jiang Xiao.

Even Wang Qiang, who was originally going to go to the small shop with Jiang Xiao, suggested that Jiang Xiao boldly court a mate and emphasized at the same time.

"Brother Xiao, you go ahead. Remember, when you come back, bring me two bags of dry noodles, two bags of spicy strips, a bag of purple rice bread, and a bottle of sweet water. You are hooking up with a rich woman. Don’t forget me!”

"Yes, Brother Jiang Xiao, you can't forget us!"

"Extinction was taught in the last class, stay rich and honorable, don't forget each other!"

Jiang Xiao:? ? ?

"Swearing? Are you calling me a dog?"

Everyone: "?"

Good news: Jiang Xiao is a child who likes to listen to lectures.

The bad news: the knowledge seemed to flow away perfectly after filtering through his brain.

Amidst the pushing and shoving of everyone, Jiang Xiao was squeezed out of the classroom door.

As for the rich second-generation school beauty, she has been waiting for him at the stairs.

"You, you received my letter?"

"Yeah." Jiang Xiao nodded, then frowned and added: "You didn't write your name either. If you didn't come, I wouldn't know it was you who wrote it."

Hearing what Jiang Xiao said, Xiaoxue's face turned red and her little feet kept tapping on the ground.

"This is my first time. I have no experience. Besides, who else can write you such a letter besides me?"

Xiaoxue's implication is that other than herself, how could anyone else write such a loving letter.

Um?

However, in the ears of some people, the meaning of these words has changed.

Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows and replied very dissatisfied.

"You're so awesome, little chick, what do you mean by that? Does it mean that no one else looks down on me except you and won't write me a love letter? Are you insulting me?"

Look at the young man in front of you.

Xiaoxue slowly put a question mark in her mind.