I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

"Then since the person living next door to me is already mentally ill, why do you say that I am mentally ill too? Is mental illness something that everyone can get?"

"Then can I say that actually everyone in the world is mentally ill, and most people are mentally ill in the same way, thus excluding a small group of mentally ill people like us? So are you discriminating against us?"

"No, no, no, that's not the case. Your mental illness is harmful and serious."

"Okay, as you can see, who did I harm? I can manage the mental hospital better than the director here. I can do what the director can do, and I can get more mental patients. Dear, so, I, a severely mentally ill person = the dean? Then can I say that the dean is the one with mental illness, and I am the dean."

Ah this

etc.

My brain is going to explode.

"You, what you said does make sense, and your current behavior is normal, but no matter what, you are mentally ill!"

"No, you are the one with the mental illness!"

"Why?"

"Because when you think that my mental illness is normal, this matter is abnormal! So, who is the sick one between us?"

"No. Who am I?"

Wang Tiantian felt hot all over, tears seemed to be rolling in her eyes, and ants seemed to be crawling on her back.

"Liu Dengyun, come here and see him! What should I do?"

At this time, Liu Dengyun was also in a contemplative state.

If Jiang Xiao is mentally ill, then he should be abnormal.

It’s okay to understand it that way.

If Jiang Xiao is not mentally ill, then he is normal.

It’s also easy to understand.

But if he is a psychopath, I think he is a normal phone call

Does that mean I'm the one with the mental illness?

"hiss"

It’s broken. Let’s take a test. Will I become mentally ill if I step on a horse?

Seeing Wang Tiantian and Liu Dengyun look like this now, Longguo Live Broadcast Room.

[No kidding, every time I thought Jiang Shen’s condition had improved slightly, he would give me a slap in the head. 】

[It feels like the CPU is burning, and the familiar feeling is back.]

The old director, Su Ming, Bai Jie and other doctors and nurses in Qingshan Mental Hospital all had tears in their eyes.

Heaven and earth, finally someone has experienced the same pain as they once did.

'boom! ’

At this moment, the door was violently kicked open, and it was the dean here, Yu Tianci, who came.

As soon as he entered the door, he saw the performances of the three of them.

Jiang Xiao sat calmly on the chair, drinking steaming tea.

Wang Tiantian was about to burst into tears, trying to find loopholes in Jiang Xiao's answer, but the more she thought about it, the more confused she became, and her whole body turned red.

Liu Dengyun.

Well, it can be seen that his eyes are full of wisdom as he stares blankly at the computer screen, and he has entered into deep meditation.

Obviously, Wang Tiantian and Liu Dengyun are no match for this young man.

"enough!"

Yu Tianci shouted loudly, interrupting their chaotic thoughts.

"Don't argue in your mind whether you are mentally ill or not. Let a normal person prove that you are normal. This is not normal in the first place!"

Wang Tiantian and Liu Dengyun came to their senses, but they still felt uncomfortable.

They think Jiang Xiao seems really normal?

"You brought this kid here in a hurry. What are you doing?"

Dean Yu frowned. In any case, Jiang Xiao was a special patient assigned to him by his superiors, and he had the responsibility and obligation to be responsible for him.

"This is a secret. It involves things that cannot be said. Dean Yu, please step aside. We are not finished yet."

"I'm leaving, can you guarantee that this kid won't lead you astray? What kind of test can't you take me with you?"

Ah this

Bring the words of the dean

"Dean, please wait a moment."

When Wang Tiantian and Liu Dengyun went out, they should have reported that this magical Jiang Xiao deserved such treatment.

Is this the dean in front of me?

Jiang Xiao always had a special feeling for "Dean", so he couldn't help but wave to him.

"Ahem, old man, come on, I'll tell you a story about the past."

"snort!"

Yu Tianci snorted coldly, closed his eyes and began to think about the problem.

As an experienced director of a mental hospital, his sense of smell told him that the man named Jiang Xiao in front of him was definitely the top mental patient.

As for how many diseases there are?

He had to let him take his time to judge. Before he was sure, he would definitely not want to have too close contact with Jiang Xiao.

soon.

Wang Tiantian and Liu Dengyun came back, bringing an agreement with them.

This time they brought many high-tech interfaces to the brain.

"Dean Yu, if you want to test Jiang Xiao with us, the old rules are confidentiality agreement."

Um?

Yu Tianci raised his eyebrows. It was a test for mental patients, but it actually used a confidentiality agreement?

emm

Pretty high-tech?

Although he was a little repelled, Jiang Xiao could only endure it for a while when he thought about the reward they promised to give him three artifacts. Anyway, there was a high probability that they would not harm him.

Under Wang Tiantian's operation, the device was successfully connected to Jiang Xiao's brain.

Almost at the same time, Jiang Xiao felt a sense of drowsiness.

"Um?"

Seeing Jiang Xiao's doubts, Wang Tiantian immediately guided him.

"Jiang Xiao, don't try to resist this sleepiness, try to accept it."

Relax

And just when Jiang Xiao was drowsy.

The values ​​on the device nearby were beating crazily, and soon reached an extreme threshold.

"Oh My God"

Wang Tiantian covered her mouth in surprise.

How many meters deep in the sea should we be in such a mental state?

Five thousand?

Ten thousand?

Or is it higher?

At their current level, the person with the highest spirituality who has come into contact is a six-year-old Taoist priest from Qingcheng Mountain. After testing, his spirituality is about 2000~3000m.

But compared with Jiang Xiao's current mental state, the Taoist priest can only be regarded as a little Kalami.

You must know that spirituality has nothing to do with strength. Most people are born with it. The spirituality of a small number of people can change through subsequent stimulation and some external factors.

Jiang Xiao's mental value is still too outrageous.

Wang Tiantian and Liu Dengyun were shocked and quickly passed Jiang Xiao's information to the Weird Management Bureau.

If nothing else, those experts who have lived for half their lives will definitely be shocked.

"it's over?"

Jiang Xiao opened his eyes.

Wang Tiantian and Liu Dengyun were shocked again when they saw this. How could this kid still be so conscious?

"The knot is over."

Pulling Liu Dengyun's sleeves, Wang Tiantian hurriedly dragged him away from here, leaving the rest to Yu Tianci.

"Well, you can go and do some free time. If it doesn't work, you can go and talk to other patients about their condition."

After saying that, Yu Tianci also left the small room. Obviously, although he was the dean, he did not know that Pennywise would be here soon.