I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

"You brat! If you dare to touch them, your legs will be broken!"

"Well"

The middle-aged man with a bitter look on his face begged for mercy again and again.

"Are you going to break my leg or my mother's leg..."

"You dare to talk so much! Do you believe that I will slap you on the ear?!"

"No, no, no, don't dare."

Seeing that the middle-aged man's attitude was quite good, these gentlemen and old ladies relaxed a little, but they still kept exposing their shortcomings.

"You still doubt Xiao Bai and Xitang? I think your bed-wetting at the age of seven seems very strange. Why don't you check whether you are from Earth?"

"Well, that's right, his mother is not at home. I remember that I washed the quilt for him! The smell of urine floats ten miles in the wind!"

"Yo? If I remember correctly, he vomited after eating KFC for the first time, right?"

The middle-aged man's face turned red as he said one thing after another, and he couldn't refute it.

What made him most uncomfortable was the young people around him who were several generations younger than him.

Everyone watched with great interest, and some of them were even laughing crazily.

Who would have thought that a big shot on TV would have such a "romantic" past?

And he can't get mad.

Because not only were these old men and women telling the truth, but they also watched him grow up, and some of them even took care of him more than his own parents.

After being scolded for nearly an hour, these people were not willing to give up.

When the middle-aged man left, even his back, which had always been strong, was hunched over.

"Hey~"

The middle-aged man sighed helplessly.

I secretly thought that I really didn’t expect that even after so many years, I would still be so stressed when being scolded.

These uncles and aunts were the same people from the military compound that Xiaobai and Jiang Xiao had led.

People of their age like to tease their "grandchildren" the most.

It's a pity that times have changed.

There are fewer and fewer young people in the big yard.

Their children have all settled down elsewhere. Who is willing to go to this suburb?

There are also young people here, but they are basically those who are in their twenties and above who are sent by acquaintances to have a relationship with them and become familiar with them.

And when they faced these old people, they were all very cautious and couldn't let go at all.

In contrast, Xiaobai and Xitang, who are lively and like to make trouble, are very popular with them.

Isn’t this?

They were planning to go to Qingshan to visit Xiaobai and Mu Xitang and celebrate the New Year there.

Who would have thought that just when they were packing their luggage in a happy mood, they suddenly learned that someone was going to operate on Xiaobai?

My mother.

Isn’t it time to blow up the pot now?

Although they don't spend much time together, many people regard Xiaobai and Mu Xitang as their granddaughters.

The young people in the big yard know this.

These uncles and aunts may not necessarily watch Jiang Xiao’s live broadcast every day.

But they must always pay attention to the personal accounts of Xiaobai and Mu Xitang. Even posting about daily meals and homework can make these old ladies smile.

Now the "granddaughter" will be arrested and severely interrogated by the "son"?

Therefore, the son was directly ordered to fly over and be scolded.

If someone hadn't stopped him, some uncles and aunties would have really taken action against him.

"Quick, quick, let's go now. If this incident affects Xiaobai and Xiaofen and scares them, I will definitely call him to Qingshan to apologize in person!"

"I just wanted to slap him! How old are Xiaobai and the others? There is such a big public opinion on the Internet nowadays. I heard that they are still in kindergarten."

"What if the classmates wear colored glasses and alienate them and isolate them?"

"Bring more gifts. This is the first time we've met the child's mother. It's not good to be empty-handed."

"Hmph! Let me tell you, just transfer them into the system so that no one can act rashly!"

hiss?

Although it is a bit unreasonable, it seems to be true.

In short, the last group of old men and women set off in a mighty manner.

Two flowers bloom, one on each side.

After Jiang Xiao finished dealing with Pennywise, he returned to the Weird Research Institute with Du Lala and the others.

Naturally, the other party kept his word and asked Jiang Xiao to choose three items.

Neither party has any objection to this, and they are not afraid of their tricks.

Jiang Xiao is not worried about the institute giving him some rags to fool him.

The institute was not worried that Jiang Xiao had not solved Pennywise, but lied to them that he had solved it.

Because there is a "fair and just" rule that acts as a middleman between the two.

I mean, who feels something is wrong?

That was probably Du Lala who knew Jiang Xiao a little bit.

Is this kid's quiet and normal behavior a bit too much?

You must know that Jiang Xiao never plays his cards according to common sense.

Now that the trouble is solved, I have to sit down and raise the price no matter what. Will the lion make a big move?

Although there is a high probability that the institute will not meet his unreasonable demands, Jiang Xiao will definitely mention it.

But now

Jiang Xiao walked in front of a bunch of "projects" with his hands behind his back, looking at this one and touching that one, and making satisfied "tsk tsk" sounds from time to time.

Unless he got something rare and good, it would definitely not be like this!

Du Lala thought with determination, and at the same time came to Jiang Xiao's side to give hints.

"Not bad, a lot of harvest, right?"

“It’s okay, it’s okay, it’s just so-so”

The smiling Jiang Xiao stopped mid-sentence and looked at Du Lala coldly, "Good guy, are you trying to trick me?"

Du Lala is also a smart person. He just tried it out. It seems that he did get something good.

Most likely it's from Pennywise.

"Hey, Brother Jiang Xiao, who of us is following whom? Have you forgotten the py deal between the two of us?"

emm

Yes, Du Lala is from his side.

The last departed soul was also given to him by Du Lala's "betrayal" organization.

Thinking of this, Jiang Xiao coughed dryly and told Du Lala what he had obtained while others were not paying attention.

Of course, I didn’t go into details, I just said what I got.

clown mask?

Du Lala looked suspicious, and then began to look Jiang Xiao up and down.

At first she thought she was getting some gadget or even paper.

Who would have thought it was such a big mask?

Besides, where is the mask?

There seems to be no place to hide the mask on Jiang Xiao, right?

Seeing Du Lala's doubts, Jiang Xiao explained.

“The mask not only fits on your face, but also fits just right on your butt.”

Du Lala: "?"

To be honest, it's a bit perverted

But then again, no wonder Jiang Xiao just refused to ride in the stroller and insisted on walking.

It turns out that there is something in the butt.

"Brother Jiang Xiao, I've looked around twice. Have you made your choice?"

b2 also came over, and was very curious about what the two of them were chattering about just now.