I was mentally ill and was selected to participate in the strange rules talk

But the reality is definitely not comparable to the movie.

Jiang Xiao also wanted to sit with a female college student.

However, next to him was an old man who fell asleep in a very difficult position, snoring loudly and drooling on the messy beard on his chin.

Two words to sum it up: Disgusting!

Next to the old man was an uncle, probably his son, who was also dozing off holding a thermos bottle, his head moving little by little.

Opposite Jiang Xiao was a rural aunt.

Wearing the kind of socks that cost ten yuan and twenty pairs, her big calloused feet were placed on the wooden table, and she sat there eating melon seeds.

One of the other two is her wife, and the other may be their son.

What a mess

Jiang Xiao felt like his head was swollen with smoke.

This damn thing is very torture just sitting here.

What about the rules?

But the top priority now is to find the rules quickly, and he wants to fish Shi Shi away as soon as possible.

Um?

The rules this time were not difficult to find, but they were also very strange because they were written on the window next to Jiang Xiao.

The air outside is relatively cold, and the hot breath exhaled from the train easily condenses a layer of mist on the glass windows.

[Rule 1: The train will check tickets every half hour, please always pay attention to whether the ticket in your hand is normal]

[Rule 2: If your charm value is not very high, then you'd better buy something when faced with the salesman's sales]

[Rule 3: As you can see, this train is very crowded. You cannot leave your seat at will, otherwise it may be occupied by others]

[Rule 4: If you see violent incidents such as fighting, killing and cannibalism on the train, please do not panic and call security immediately]

[Rule 5: The train will enter a dark state when entering the tunnel. No matter what you encounter, please do not open your eyes]

Um?

Only five rules?

There are too few, and even less is abnormal. This is a strange story beyond the Nine Stars.

"There may be other places, and there is a high probability that there are rules that have not been discovered yet."

However, for most of the Chosen Ones, the current five rules alone are already difficult to handle.

The summary is: watch your ticket, don't meddle in other people's business, and be prepared to buy products when the salesperson passes by.

It doesn't seem difficult, but every rule is almost mandatory.

For example, buying goods seems very simple, but many of the chosen ones do not have any money.

Even if you have money, who knows whether the price of shopping here is expensive?

"Check the tickets, check the tickets! Check the tickets! Don't wait until I arrive in front of you to find the tickets. Each of our time is precious!"

Just as the Chosen One was thinking about the strange story, the ticket inspector's broken voice was already shouting from the car in front.

Where are our tickets?

Jiang Xiao searched around and found that he did not have a ticket.

"Hey, little brother, did you lose your ticket?"

Just when Jiang Xiao was confused, a bald man in the back row turned his head over and asked slyly.

"Oh?" Jiang Xiao raised his eyebrows: "Dude, is there a way?"

Facing Jiang Xiao's question, the bald man chuckled and proudly stated that not only did he have a way, but he was also one of the wildest!

"How to say?"

"A five hundred gold ticket!"

Damn it!

Even though Jiang Xiao had no idea about money, he was still shocked.

five hundred?

In a small town near Romiya Cathedral, an ordinary villager would never earn so much in his lifetime!

wrong

Although the strange stories don't make sense, they generally don't arrange a certain death situation for the chosen one.

Especially the five hundred gold tickets, which 99% of the chosen ones cannot get.

Moreover, Jiang Xiao came in a hurry this time and didn't bring any money with him.

"Okay." Jiang Xiao nodded to him: "Money is not an issue, how wild is your path? I have to see if I make any mistakes, right?"

"sure."

The bald man gave Jiang Xiao a meaningful smile, and then patted the young man sleeping next to him, indicating that they could go to the toilet together.

The bald man is inside and the young man is outside.

Even if a bald man wants to go to the toilet alone, young men outside have to stand up and make way.

In addition, men are like this. Even if they don’t pee, they can shake or squeeze if someone calls.

So the sleepy young man didn't think much, got up and followed the bald man to the toilet.

"Haha, that's it~"

Seeing the look in the bald man's eyes, Jiang Xiao also understood how he got the ticket he was going to sell to her later.

Just when the ticket inspector entered Jiang Xiao's carriage.

People who went to the restroom also came back.

Um?

Jiang Xiao narrowed his eyes and thought it was interesting.

The young man is back, but the bald man is gone.

Seeing Jiang Xiao staring at him, the young man smiled indifferently and took out a blood-stained ticket from his pocket.

"Brother, 800 gold tickets, no counter-offering, do you want to buy it?"

OK OK.

I didn't realize it, but this man who was fair and fair and looked like a little sheep actually killed the fierce bald man.

"Decide quickly. If you are found to have come here as a fare evader, your fate will be much worse than that bald guy with a brain deficiency."

"Can't I buy it? Show me your ticket." Jiang Xiao stretched out his hand.

"Well, that's still fake." The young man did not doubt that he was there, and directly handed the ticket belonging to the bald man to Jiang Xiao.

After accepting the ticket, Jiang Xiao looked at the ticket stub carefully, then nodded kindly to the young man, and sat back down in his seat.

Very old ticket.

There is no name or gender on it, just a simple ticket stub.

Let's put it this way, as long as the time and shift match, it belongs to whomever has it.

Young man: "?"

"Not buddy? I gave you the ticket, where is your money?"

"Ticket? What ticket?" Jiang Xiao blinked at him innocently: "I'm sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about."

"I just gave you the ticket! You want to play black and white with me, right?!"

The young man's voice was a bit loud, and the ticket inspector who was slowly checking tickets in front also looked up curiously.

"Okay, since you gave me the ticket, then give me another five hundred yuan in gold tickets."

Young man:? ? ?

You hacked my ticket, and now you're asking me for money? !

"No?" Jiang Xiao's smile became brighter: "If you don't give me money, I will report you for selling scalping tickets."

grass!

Hearing what Jiang Xiao said, the young man's face darkened. He didn't expect that this man could be so shameless!

At this moment, the ticket inspector also arrived in front of the two of them.

"Okay, okay, you kid, just wait for me!"

The ticket inspector came, and the young man did not dare to do anything to Jiang Xiao. He could only threaten him fiercely and returned to his seat.

"Check the ticket!"

The ticket inspector had a slumped donkey face, as if the whole world owed her money.