I Was Reborn After Being Numb. Kakashi Obito Gave Me A Pair Of Kamui

Kakashi was startled when he woke up. Two pandas were observing him.

Oh, it turns out to be Jiraiya, and the other one with long hair is Orochimaru.

I almost didn’t recognize it. What happened yesterday? Was the fight so intense?

"Tsunade-sama, what is this?"

He knew what Kakashi wanted to ask. Anyway, Master Tobirama was making quite a fuss, so he would definitely know about it in the future.

She briefly explained what happened last night.

Because of his presence, Tsunade and Jiraiya attacked Orochimaru prematurely, forcing the opponent to use the Forbidden Technique of Impure World Reincarnation, causing the car to overturn.

The most unexpected thing for Kakashi is that Orochimaru summons the First Hokage and Second Hokage as soon as he gets started.

Is it so exciting?

What happened next shocked Kakashi even more, and the two of them were kicked by the light all night long.

Thanks to Tobirama, Iron Fist of Love Education is extremely successful.

On the way Orochimaru came, he heard Jiraiya say that Kakashi was plotting against him, and he gritted his teeth in anger.

At this moment, Orochimaru was staring at Kakashi with murderous eyes, while Jiraiya, the panda-eyed one, was gloating on the sidelines.

It turns out it was you who lured Tsunade and Jiraiya to my place. Do you know how I spent that night?

Shivering, Kakashi quickly pulled the quilt up.

"Lord Orochimaru, I am Hatake Kakashi, we have met before."

After saying that, he quickly smiled at Orochimaru to please him. He couldn't afford to offend him, and the next transplantation would depend on him.

"I heard from Tsunade that you want to transplant Hashirama cells."

"Although the current success rate of human transplantation is zero, I also want to find a way to break through this difficulty."

"But why should I give you the Hashirama cells that I have worked so hard to cultivate and perfect?"

"Not to mention that you plotted against me not long ago, disrupted all my plans, and almost killed me."

"It's just for the ridiculous thing in your mouth to bring me back to the right path. It's a joke. I, Orochimaru, don't need others to teach me how to do things."

"What qualifications do you have to negotiate with me?"

Why are you pretending again? Jiraiya feels that Orochimaru has not been educated thoroughly.

Kakashi put away the expression on his face and looked at Orochimaru seriously.

"It doesn't have to be you. If I don't have a lot of time, I can ask Tsunade-sama to reproduce and cultivate Hashirama cells using her medical technology."

“But it’s going to take so long, I can’t wait.”

Having said this, Kakashi looked at Tsunade and Jiraiya.

"Tsunade-sama, Jiraiya-sama, is he trustworthy now?"

The two of them nodded together without a moment's hesitation.

"Anyway, the original future has changed. I will let you see where the ninja world will go and what crises it will encounter."

"Come on, three of you."

Looking at Orochimaru who was confused, Jiraiya smiled.

"Haha, Orochimaru, it's time to relax after being beaten all night.

"A simple illusion, just treat it like watching a movie. There will be surprises, look forward to it!"

"Hey, Kakashi, last time Tsunade and I experienced it from our own perspective. Because we were too emotionally involved, we didn't understand many things. Can we experience it from the perspective of a bystander this time?"

"as you wish."

"Quick, Orochimaru, enter Chakra for Brother Kakashi."

"Oh, that's Mangekyō Sharingan, nice eyes."

Without hesitation, he also learned to transmit Chakra with two people.

Just like last time, the three entered the world of illusion. This time they will experience everything from the perspective of bystanders, and it will end with Nazuo stopping Kaguya.

This time, Orochimaru's aggressive words and arrogant attitude made Kakashi very unhappy, so he specially added memories to them and slowly experienced them in the world of genjutsu.

Just then Itachi knocked on the door and entered the room.

"Good morning Kakashi-senpai, Sister Lin has something to do today, so I'm here to bring you breakfast."

"Hey, what are Master Sannin doing here? Are they under an illusion?"

"Itachi, you are here. Thank you for bringing me food. Please do me a small favor. Use a Shadow Clone to guard the door so that no one disturbs them."

Itachi nodded obediently, thinking that as expected of Kakashi-senpai, he could actually make those three adults fall under his illusion.

Kakashi chatted with Itachi while eating, and time flew by.

Ten minutes later, the three of them woke up together, and then breathed a sigh of relief. This experience was too important for them, as if they had lived a new life.

Orochimaru, who has experienced this for the first time, has not recovered yet. He is quite confused.

The Living Corpse Reincarnation that I worked so hard to research had serious flaws. After the soul split, the illusion resistance was particularly poor, but Itachi used Mangekyō to kill it.

Then, as if he had lost his mind, he sent experience and equipment to Sasuke. He was educated and beaten in various ways. He was being played like a clown.

"Uchiha Itachi."

Orochimaru, who was stunned and lost in thought, unconsciously said the name.

"Hey, Orochimaru-sama, do you have a problem with me?"

The 5 year old Itachi looked at Orochimaru with pure eyes.

At this time, Jiraiya appeared in front of Itachi silkily. He was afraid that some people would become angry and scare the child.

Hey, instant kill, Orochimaru's dark history makes him caught.

"It's okay. I heard that you are Kakashi's new teammate now, which is pretty good. Learn from him, he is very good."

Uchiha, what a terrible clan. It's really tricky for these people to become enemies. He somewhat understood Lord Tobirama's concerns.

After taking a deep look at Kakashi, Orochimaru left. He was upset and wanted to find a place to calm down.

After Orochimaru left, Jiraiya whispered to Tsunade.

"Isn't it that he can't afford it? He's doubting his life after being beaten by Itachi."

"Shut up and think about these things. I'm leaving too."

"Kakashi, we will come again, be prepared, time is indeed running out."

After Tsunade finished speaking, he dragged Jiraiya and left the ward.

"Kakashi-senpai, what are they?"

Kakashi looked at the door, made sure that the few people were far away, and then said to Itachi with a mysterious look on his face.

"Itachi, do you know about menopausal syndrome?"

"That is?"

"A very scary disease. After people reach middle age, they are particularly prone to losing control of their emotions. They cry and laugh sometimes, accompanied by symptoms such as anxiety, anger, and nonsense."

"Remember to stay away from that Orochimaru and Jiraiya. They have this disease. What if it gets sick and hurts you."

Itachi said that it made sense, and he would stay away from those two weird uncles in the future.

As soon as Tsunade left the hospital building, she was surrounded by enthusiastic fans, all asking for her autograph.

The cause was the two pieces of news that spread in Konoha this morning.

One is that the long-dead Second Hokage Tobirama suddenly appeared and beat up his disciples.

The other is the battle between Konoha Sannin in the forbidden Death Forest last night.

According to a ninja on duty who did not want to be named, the three of them fought fiercely all night, and the fight turned upside down. Lord Tsunade used his invincible attitude to easily suppress and severely injure the other two.

The first news was ordered not to be discussed because it involved high-level officials in Konoha. In addition, it was too bizarre and not many people paid attention to it, so it didn't cause any splash.

The second news immediately exploded, spreading throughout Konoha at the speed of light. In addition, many people saw Jiraiya and Orochimaru entering the hospital with wounds all over their bodies, and it was immediately confirmed.

Looking at the enthusiastic fans, Tsunade swallowed hard and wanted to explain something, but didn't know how.

At this time, Jiraiya, who was watching the show, suddenly stood up with panda eyes.

Tsunade was particularly excited and thought to herself, please explain to me, how can I go out drinking and playing cards with so many people around me from now on?

"Tsunade, I lost this time. I would like to call you the strongest. I will definitely catch up with you in my lifetime."

"Jiraiya, you bastard, don't let me catch you."

Well, what an aura this is, worthy of Tsunade-sama. The fans surrounding her were even more excited, chanting her name.

At this point, Tsunade sat on the throne of Sannin's No. 1 in tears.

The controversy over the strength ranking of the three of them stopped there, and her reputation was pushed to the top in an instant.