I was struck by heavenly calamity

A man and a woman, old and young, and looking at their movements, ye Xiang thought they should be an old husband and young wife.

In particular, the way women helped the old man made Ye Xiang sure that his judgment was correct.

And looking at the way they entered the room, they actually came in through the front door. Obviously, some of them either could unlock the lock or had a key.

If it is the latter, the old man may be the landlord. After all, Zhang Li has been in Beijing for a short time, so Zhang Li can't buy a house. Her first choice should be to rent a house.

In the afternoon, when ye Xiang saw the woman with powder on her face, ye Xiang thought why Zhang Li talked with such a woman for so long.

Now I think ye Xiang understands that the woman with powder on her face should be the landlord.

A woman can travel by Rolls Royce in Beijing and have her own house. Depending on the man's age, ye Xiang can easily figure out where the woman's money comes from.

In fact, the truth is very simple. If a man has no big opportunities and no big ups and downs, he usually allows himself to live a relatively rich life at the age of 50.

This is a conclusion supported by some economic data, which is more difficult for women.

But women have a shortcut, and this method only belongs to women, that is to go along with the rich.

This term sounds a little vulgar, but no matter in any era, flying to the branches to be a phoenix is one of the shortcuts for women to excel.

So the relationship between this woman and the old man around her is very clear, because ye Xiang saw the door lock of Zhang Li's house when he entered the door. It was a new door lock, not the fingerprint lock now.

Landlords usually leave a key to prevent tenants from entering their house without saying goodbye, rather than changing the door lock.

But what are they doing here in the middle of the night?

Moreover, ye Xiang found that the old man had the cultivation accomplishments of the golden elixir realm through Qi watching, but the old man was not as sensitive as the cultivator, but a little shaky.

And when they entered the room, they just went to the sofa and sat down, and then the woman spoke in a low voice.

But on such a night, the room was very quiet, and ye Xiang listened very clearly.

"Husband, you said you wanted to find a furnace tripod. Is this the furnace tripod you're looking for?"

"I want you to be my cauldron so that you can stay young forever, but how long have you been unable to enter the realm of gas refining? I can't help it!"

"Do people feel sleepy when they meditate? It's still fun from Shuangxiu, or... "

"You can pull it down! I'll double repair the waist pole several times. I can't break it! I'm not a young cultivator of golden elixir. It's not easy for me to get through the disaster at the age of 70, but the aging of my body is irreversible. I don't have the ferocity of young people... "

The woman seemed angry, but she didn't say anything. She actually began to help the old man take off his clothes.

"Did the pill work?"

When the woman heard the speech, she stopped her movements and went to the master bedroom door to have a look. "It's working. This woman is touching herself!"

Ye Xiang was a little confused. The old man said that his waist was not good. At the same time, he coveted Zhang Li and said what kind of stove tripod he needed.

But ye Xiang of the furnace tripod knew very well that it was a kind of cultivation method between Taoist couples who loved each other very much. The woman gave up her flesh body and turned it into a container to help the man improve quickly.

However, in this way, a woman will be stuck in a certain state and can't study hard. In the end, the woman will be filled with true Qi for a long time, which will eventually lead to the cracking of meridians and death.

This is a common Taoist companion relationship before the late Ming Dynasty and the early Qing Dynasty, but in modern times, this kind of Taoist companion relationship is very rare.

Before, Shimei wanted to become Ye Xiang's furnace tripod, but ye Xiang refused.

The most important one is that once a woman becomes a furnace tripod, there is a great side effect, that is, women will lose their sense of autonomy and become a puppet.

Ye Xiang wants a lively, lovely, occasionally unruly and willful ten younger sister. He doesn't want a puppet to vent his animal desires.

And ye Xiang is worried about Zhang Li now. Because listening to their dialogue, Zhang Li was secretly drugged before.

"The little boy is asleep, too!" The old man spoke again.

At the moment, he has been taken off by women, leaving only his underpants. His old and thin body is ugly. People can't bear to look directly under the light projected from the window.

Women smell words like Ye Xiang walking to their bedroom. When ye Xiang saw that it was impossible to show up, he pushed Zhikong out.

"Mom, mom..." Zhikong reflected quickly, squinting his eyes and pretending to be sleepwalking, so he ran to Zhang Li's room.

The old man couldn't help but let out an angry hum, "my mother, I can sleepwalk even after I sleep for a thousand days. I'm depressed!"

Obviously, the old man didn't expect this. Ye Xiang was curious about how Zhikong woke up after being treated with this strange pill.

But now is not the time to think about this. Ye Xiang wants to see how Zhikong will deal with this situation.

Kappa, kappa

The door was locked from the inside. The man Ye Xiang and the old husband and young wife outside were confused. Xiao Zhikong actually locked the master bedroom door.

"Ox fork!" Ye Xiang secretly praised Zhikong's tact in his heart. He thought they couldn't break through the door!

"Shit, bad luck! If I had known, I would have done it in advance! " The old man walked back and forth in his big underpants.

But the woman was not in a hurry and advised the old man, "husband, don't be angry. There will be a chance in the future."

The old man became more angry at the speech. "What do you know? I specially arranged for Zhang Ye to hold his husband today. Seeing that he hasn't called me now, I think they should still be having fun. But if you miss tonight, it will be troublesome to find another chance in the future.

And the golden elixir kid. God knows if he will find himself sleeping for a thousand days when he wakes up.

If he finds himself sleeping for a thousand days, it is estimated that they will move soon! "

After hearing this, ye Xiang understood why he went to Li Jiaying. When he came back, Zhang Ye suddenly appeared in the private room. It turned out that the old man sent him to hold him.

But the old man miscalculated. The girl Li Jiaying made trouble intentionally or unintentionally, which inadvertently exposed Ye Xiang's identity.

It is estimated that Zhang Ye doesn't call the old man because he is afraid that ye Xiang will find that what is happening in front of him has something to do with him!

At this time, the woman was a little angry and asked, "there are so many women in the world. As long as you spend a lot of money, women can do it willingly. Why do you like this woman!"

The old man was suddenly silent. After a long time, he sat on the sofa and said, "silly daughter-in-law! She is a pure Yang body. If I practice with her, not only can I improve my accomplishments quickly, but she can also improve her accomplishments quickly. If she becomes my cauldron, I can transfer her physical characteristics to me.

Then I'll practice with you again, and your accomplishments will advance by leaps and bounds! "

The old man was lying. Ye Xiang thought to himself, but what is Chunyang body.

Since ye Xiang became a cultivator, he only knew his ancient god demon body, but what is pure Yang body?

Women are special creatures with sixth sense, so this woman saw through the old man's idea.

So the woman was angry, "you don't have to lie to me. I'll tell you the truth. At first, I was with you for your money. After I married you, I thought it would be good to be with you in my life as long as you treat me well.

But you later told me that you were a practitioner of golden elixir, that you wanted me to practice, and that you could prolong your life.

To tell you the truth, I was only half convinced. Then you said you found a pure Yang woman. I asked Zhang Ye out of curiosity.

Zhang Ye told you something different. Zhang Ye said that if you double practice with pure Yang women, you can live a woman's life and his young body.

That is to say, after you double practice with him, you can become young! "

The old man didn't seem to expect that the woman knew so much and suddenly became angry, but her voice was still very low. "So what do you know? Do you think I'm a bad old man and would like to face your face that can look better after making up every day?

I just want to be young and handsome. I want seven times a night... Ten times! "

Ye Xiang held back his smile and looked at the dog blood drama. He didn't expect Zhang Li to have such a physique. It seems that when this matter is over, ye Xiang will persuade Zhang Li to go back with her.

It's not safe for a single woman to work alone in a place like Shangjing. For example, an old man in the golden elixir realm is thinking of her now, which is not what ye Xiang wants to see.

"Who?!" The old man suddenly gave a loud cry and was so frightened that he hurried to get dressed.

At this time, ye Xiang came out of the bedroom, looked at them with a smile and said, "I'm sorry! Ha ha... I didn't hold back, you are too funny... Ha ha... "

Ye Xiang laughed without scruples, turned on the light in the living room, and the whole room lit up.

He saw an old man full of senile spots sitting on the sofa angrily, covering his body with clothes, as if he had been humiliated.

The woman turned her head and smiled, but she was not afraid to be found by Ye Xiang.

"You... You... How dare you laugh at me! I killed you!" The old man's voice was very low, but when he finished, a long sword appeared in his hand and jumped directly.

The body of the sword was cold and glittering. He stabbed Ye Xiang in the throat, but ye Xiang grabbed the tip of the sword with an understatement.

Seeing that ye Xiang was so big, the old man couldn't help laughing and had a fierce competition to take back the sword.

Cluck

A very clear sound came from the old man's arm, and then the old man let go of his sword hand with a terrible howl.

Then ye Xiang saw the old man's arm drooping. Don't think it must be dislocated.

Ye Xiang wanted to laugh and was surprised. The old man was so interesting. He thought his body was aging too much. He pulled his sword back too hard just now and dislocated his arm.

"Damn it!" The old man whispered, put on his other hand and held the handle of the sword to pull it out.

Cluck

The old man's arms were all dislocated. He just hung there and shook them. It looked very funny.

"Ha ha..." Ye Xiang didn't think it would be this situation. He was laughing up and down.

The old man's wife stood aside and sneered. She actually looked at it with her arm in her arms, with a cold smile on her face.

The old man turned to look at his wife and ye Xiang. He jumped up in anger and kicked Ye Xiang.

Ye Xiang subconsciously raised his hand to block it

Click

"Ah..."

The old man fell to the ground with a scream, and then screamed with his twisted calf.

Ye Xiang couldn't help being silly when he saw this scene, but he was still joking, "old man, you should supplement calcium. This osteoporosis is serious enough!"