I was struck by heavenly calamity

It was already more than three o'clock in the afternoon after Jiang Guozhu finished his practice. During this period, he answered a phone call from Wang Yongkun, the second son in the dormitory.

The boy just came back today and asked Jiang Guozhu to pick him up. He also said he would bring his girlfriend with him.

Wang Yongkun, the second son, is slightly fat, with small eyes and short hair. He likes to take advantage of small things. He is not bad.

Sophomore moved out of the dormitory next semester and lived with his girlfriend outside the school. He seldom saw him except in class.

At the Party of the second semester of sophomore year, this guy said he didn't have time every time, but when the party was half way, he suddenly appeared again, saying that he was late, fined himself three cups, and then sat down and ate and drank.

In fact, we all know that the parties in the dormitory are AA, 100 yuan per person. How much you can eat depends on your appetite.

If there is any surplus, it is generally to roar at the mass selling KTV. However, although the consumption in the East China Sea is low, it will exceed a lot every time.

The super parts were all paid by the boss Zhang Nan himself, which has become the hidden rule of their dormitory.

Jiang Guozhu put down the phone with a sad face and muttered, "if you know this guy asked me to pick him up, I should have left two farts and smoked him!"

As soon as ye Xiang heard the word "fart", he felt a little sick. He quickly gestured to Jiang Guozhu to stop talking. He really couldn't stand it.

Then Jiang Guozhu said, "let's go! Take a look at the school! It's very lively for freshmen to enter the school these days! "

When ye Xiang heard the speech, he knew that the goods were going to flirt with his sister. He couldn't help looking at the ten younger sisters around him.

And the ten younger sister said as if she had a soul, "go! I'm just cleaning up at home. By the way, I'll call my eldest and second senior brothers. I haven't contacted them for a long time. "

Ye Xiang fondly touched Shi Mei's head. The wife was so sweet that he couldn't bear to tease her.

But the "colored flag" flying outside was calling him, so ye Xiang clenched his teeth and left with Jiang Guozhu.

When I entered the school from the west gate, I saw the tables set out in various departments, the red banners pulled up, and all kinds of strange, strange or old-fashioned welcome words written on them.

Although there is no crowded flow of people on campus now, it is much more vibrant than before.

Occasionally, I can see several tall girls, pulling fashionable suitcases and twisting their graceful posture.

At the moment, they were dazzled. Jiang Guozhu said, "Mom, it's really exciting after 00!"

Ye Xiang thought carefully, isn't it?

Aren't these people who are now enrolled born after 00 and around 1999?

Looking carefully at the temperament of these people, they are fundamentally different from them.

It was once said that the post-80s generation is a forced generation. If they have a little dream, they will be hit to pieces.

The post-90s generation values dreams. Even if outsiders trample on them, they only have dreams in their eyes. They cherish the people and things in front of them and the things they think should be cherished, and do not compromise or give in.

As for the post-90s, some people give such an evaluation. They are arrogant and unreasonable, but they are more pragmatic than the post-80s and know how to realize their dreams better than the post-90s. They may be very delicate, but they will eventually become very strong.

Thinking of this, ye Xiang couldn't help pulling Jiang Guozhu. "This is the little sister after 00. Can you do it?"

"I wipe it. What do you mean to get rid of it? I'm going to show you today. What's a hot hand to destroy flowers! " With that, the goods looked like they were holding forward with five fingers open.

Ye Xiang covered his face and felt that he had stood away from him. The otaku of the goods was paranoid again.

"Senior, will you help me? I've lost my money and my admission notice. What should I do? " A girl in plain clothes was begging to a senior student in front of the orientation point of the foreign language department.

The senior of the foreign language department, with a simple and honest face and plain clothes than the girl, said coldly, "then you can go to the police, little sister, get out of the way and don't block the reports of other students."

Jiang Guozhu looked indignant, strode forward and asked, "little sister, you lost something. It's all right. I'll help you find it. Tell me where the money was lost? "

Ye Xiang covered his face again when he saw this scene. Jiang Guozhu is really hard to change. He can be fooled by such a simple scam.

What era is it now? The large amount of money usually goes by bank card, or WeChat Alipay, who brings cash?

Moreover, even if the girl really lost the admission notice, she would only need to add the WeChat public ID number of the school, click the official account in the menu bar, fill in the ID card number, and then enter the school with the ID card.

And ye Xiang looked at the girl's simple clothes and a fruit X in her hand, which was already very uncoordinated.

So ye Xiang took the initiative to distance himself from Jiang Guozhu and watched the girl take him out of the school to a hotel outside the school.

Seeing here, ye Xiang understood that this is immortal dance!

So ye Xiang also wandered into the hotel, but stopped at the front desk on the first floor. If you guess well, a group of people will rush in to catch the traitor in half an hour.

At the moment, ye Xiang filled his mind with how the girl seduced Jiang Guozhu, then raised the fire and called his friends in the bathroom on the excuse of going to the bathroom.

"Here it is! Room 407... Go! "

Sure enough, in a few minutes, a fat man with a hairtail tattooed on his arm came in from the door, followed by seven or eight guys aged twenty-five or six.

The owner of the hotel is not surprised that he plays against the landlord on the computer. Ye Xiang is not surprised. If these people don't know the boss, they will have ghosts.

So after these people went up, ye Xiang walked to the front desk with a smile and said to oubasan, the front desk who was fighting the landlord, "aunt, you don't care about these guys. What if you surprised the guests inside?"

Obasan glanced at Ye Xiang coldly and said unhappily, "you don't live here. What are you doing with so much business!"

"What if someone calls the police?" Ye Xiang still said with a smile.

Obasan stopped his hand eating melon seeds, turned to look at Ye Xiang, smiled coldly and said, "do you have too much to eat? I have a regular business here, and I'm not afraid of the police! "

What else does Ye Xiang want to say? His mobile phone rings at this time. He looks down and sees that it is Jiang Guozhu.

Ye Xiang walked out after lazily connecting and asked, "fourth, what's the matter? With that schoolgirl? "

"Shit, get some money to save me, or they'll call the police. Mother's sister is only 17 years old, not yet an adult... Third... She's one step away! Just one step away... If they were a little late, I would really... Oh, now they have wronged me... "

At this time, a man's grumpy voice came over the phone, "Why are you talking so much nonsense? Ask your friend to send money quickly. Damn it, don't think about eating dry and wiping clean. It's not responsible! "

Then came the girl's cry on the phone, sad.

Ye Xiang felt funny, but he couldn't say on the phone that these people were playing immortal dance, so he had to say, "I don't have money either! I've just paid my tuition, so I have money! "

Speaking of this, the grumpy voice came from the phone, "here, let me talk. I tell you, I don't care who you are. If you have no money, cut off his hand! "

"Cut it!" Ye Xiang said without hesitation, "by the way, castrate him!"

Ye Xiang stood outside the hotel, looked at the flow of people in the street and said happily.

He really didn't believe it. These people could really cut off Jiang Guozhu's hand.

The man on the phone obviously didn't expect Ye Xiang to say so. He was stunned for a moment, and then said in a louder voice, "this is what you said, brothers, do it for me!"

"Old three! Third, you can't wait to die! " Jiang Guozhu's pig killing voice came, and then the phone hung up.

Ye Xiang still stood at the door of the hotel and decisively called 110 police.

Because ye Xiang knew that if the other party couldn't get the money, he would not leave.

The other party usually colludes with the owner of the hotel, so the victim is afraid of a lawsuit and can only admit bad luck.

But ye Xiang is not afraid. In fact, since just now, he has secretly recorded the whole process with his mobile phone.

Ye Xiang is also very sure that the girl is definitely not a freshman at Donghai University.

Five minutes later, the siren sounded, and a police van stopped in front of the hotel, but it didn't wait for the police to get off.

The people who went in just now, like those who had nothing to do, came out with the little girl. A group of people talked and laughed.

Ye Xiang ignored them and looked at them silently.

It was not until the men left that the police got off and walked upstairs.

Before long, Jiang Guozhu was brought out with a black nose and a swollen face. He was very excited when he saw Ye Xiang. "Third, you're still not a brother. Your mother just watched me being beaten!"

The policeman who came was also surprised. One of the middle-aged came to Ye Xiang and asked, "did you call the police just now?"

Ye Xiang looked at each other with a smile and said, "yes! But didn't you just watch those people go? I thought you knew each other? "

The middle-aged policeman was obviously stunned, and his tone suddenly became serious. "Don't talk without evidence. If you didn't call the police, we wouldn't come. How can we know those people!"

Ye Xiang didn't want to make things big. His tone changed and said, "in that case, my brother just got beaten. Otherwise, let's forget it. After all, those people ran away."

The middle-aged policeman was obviously an old oilseed. Since ye Xiang said so, he was too lazy to continue and said, "yes, you can make a confession with your friend and leave."

Ye Xiang nodded and walked to Jiang Guozhu. When Jiang Guozhu had to swear, ye Xiang flashed a black pill in his hand and quickly threw it into Jiang Guozhu's mouth.

"Yes, this is medicine!" Ye Xiang began to cooperate with the police to record a confession.

This pill melts in the mouth. It is a healing pill. Jiang Guozhu chirps his mouth, but he doesn't know what he ate.

After recording the confession, the police left. Jiang Guozhu's lungs exploded and muttered, "third, do you know how serious that girl is? Damn it, it's only a little close that I can fuck her! "

"Well! Yeah! Almost, believe it or not, even if you meet her again, you're still just a little close! " Ye Xiang left him intentionally or unintentionally, and they walked towards the school.

"No, why don't you understand? That girl is interested in me. You don't know how good she is to me! " Jiang Guozhu is still talking.

Ye Xiang was still like that, "yes! She would also say, "big brother, you are a good man. If you can go to school, I will live with you!"

Listening to Ye Xiang speak like a girl, Jiang Guozhu showed a silly smile, "Hey, right! That's what she said, so I think we fell in love at first sight... "

At this moment, ye Xiang wanted to die. He stood in front of Jiang Guozhu very seriously and asked, "fourth, do you know what immortal jumping is?"