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"Hiroshi, if it were you, under what circumstances would you show such an expression?" asked Miya.
Questions like this, of course, have to be asked of men.
After all, all men are almost the same.
Nohara Hiroshi thought for a moment and said, "I met the immortal jump." "
Meihan nodded suddenly: "I see." "
"Hey. "That's when it happened.
Xiao Xin shook his head and sighed: "You two still have to cultivate, doesn't this man's expression clearly explain what happened to him?"
I am educated by a child character.
Guangzhi asked very unhappily: "Really, Xiaoxin, tell me your opinion." "
Xiaoxin sat down and said in the tone of a gang boss.
"If you look closely, this pain of his, the pain of something that does not meet expectations. "
Combined with the hint, he likes his big sister very much, and he finally met a very long-lived elf sister, but the other party is a child, so he is so painful. "
Xiaoxin said that the head is the Tao.
Hiroshi and Miya looked at each other in shock.
Why can Xiaoxin know so much?
Hiroshi covered his forehead and asked, "Why do you think that?"
Xiao Xin tilted his head and said as a matter of course: "I was just thinking about under what circumstances I would show such an expression." "
Then I thought, if one day, Dad, you asked me to go on a blind date with a beautiful big sister, but after meeting me, I found out that the other party is a peer, and I will be so miserable. "
“......"
Can anyone tell me, this little brat, what is he thinking about every day?
God-like blind date for five-year-olds.
But.
After all, this is the standard answer given by Xiaoxin, who has a 100% accuracy rate.
Hiroshi and Miya glanced at each other.
Nodding to each other: "Go, a little kid knows something about adults, watch your video carefully." "
"Yes, yes. "
Although the tone of the two is very disgusting.
But the body honestly added the explanation given by Xiaoxin as an answer.
......
Spells return to the world.
After reading the question, a memory that didn't exist suddenly appeared in his mind.
......
One day at dusk after school.
Brother Knotweed Yuhito smiled and clapped his hands and said, "Mybro, I'll tell you good news, I met a girl with big breasts and big ass, how is it, do you want to meet it?".
Todo Aoi was extremely moved.
Worthy of his own brother!
It's really good to share good things!
"Of course!".
And then.
Stadium on campus.
Himself and Knotweed Yuhito stopped in front of a blonde girl.
"Bro, this is the girl I told you, Momo Nishinomiya. "
"I'm sorry, I just wanted to see what kind of expression you had when you were tricked, after all, I never saw it, hahaha. "
So far.
"Don't!" Todo Aoi held his head in pain.
"Why is the big sister Nishinomiya-san? Brother, you can't do this to me!".
See here.
Xigong Tao, Zhenyi and others were all stunned.
"What big sister is dead, Nishinomiya-san, what is Todo Aoi thinking?".
"Hmph, it must be something that's not very polite. Xigong Tao said contemptuously.
This means that you can't beat Dongtang Aoi, otherwise you must give him a good look!
But Aoi's expression was as painful as the person in the photo, and he mentioned the word big sister, maybe he just thought of the right answer? "
Hear the words.
Xigong Tao shuddered: "That, don't want it, we all know that his brain circuit is different from that of normal people, and what can make him feel pain may not be a normal answer." "
Not sure why.
She felt that if she asked the right answer, she would be very socially dead.
But she didn't have a veto.
Plus, the reward for getting it right increases mana.
It is impossible for others to remain indifferent.
Singer patted Todo Aoi on the shoulder and asked, "Aoi, tell us what you just imagined." "
Aoi Todo took a deep breath and told him the memories that made him "painful".
After listening.
"Poof......" Kamo Kenki, Zenin Mayi, and Singer couldn't hold back, and accidentally burst out laughing.
It's outrageous.
It turns out that what Todo Aoi said, "Why is the big sister a classmate of Nishinomiya" is what it means.
As for Nishinomiya Momo, she already feels that life is hopeless.
She was furious and said, "That first-grade ghost, the old lady must teach him a heavy lesson!"
Miwa Xia hurriedly grabbed her: "Senior Sister Xigong, this is just the imagination of the seniors of the East Hall, and it has nothing to do with Knotweed Yuren, don't be impulsive!".
"In addition, we should now tell the rest of the High Commission this answer to the rest of the high school rather than teaching Knotweed Yuhito. After Kamo Kenki laughed, he immediately understood that what Todo Aoi said was outrageous.
But certainly very close to the correct answer.
For the reward, be sure to tell someone else as soon as possible.
on this.
"Don't worry, I've already told the other sorcerers." "
It's still a singer who is reliable.
......
Of course.
People like Xiaoxin and Dongtang Aoi who like big sisters are a minority after all.
The rest of the audience rarely thinks about it.
Their answers were all about what the elf big sister did to the man on the screen.
"Elf big sister, deceived his feelings, cheated his property?".
"A human being, cosplayed with his emotions in the form of an elf big sister?".
"A male elf who transformed into a big sister and teased him?".
"A goblin who has mastered magic and has taken his elven wife away?".
"He found out that the elf is playing with his favorite big sister?".
“......"
And so on and so forth.
And it's getting more and more outrageous.
That's when the video begins.
[Frilyn and her party want to invite Zane to travel together.] 】
[But Zane didn't agree anyway.] 】
[In order to take him away, the three of Frilian can only use other tricks. 】
[They ask Zain's brother what Zane likes.] 】
[As a result, I learned: smoking, drinking, gambling, and ...... Big sister. 】
[The eyes of the two little ones look at Frilian in unison.] 】
[Frilian suddenly realized that she was indeed a big sister. 】
So, the warrior with the axe on his back went out to find Zain. 】
["Zain, don't you want to travel with your older big sister?"
].
[The corners of Zain's mouth rose slightly: "Are you stupid? I wanted to be an adventurer when I was a child for the sake of my big sister.] "】
["So, where is the big sister you said?"].
[At this moment.] 】
"Right here, Zain!"].
[A voice came from behind him, and when he turned his head to look, he saw Frilian pinching her waist and saying proudly: "I'm an elf, a big sister who is much older than you.] "】
[Zane was stunned for a moment: "So, my brother seems to have mentioned this matter as well.] "】
He sighed heavily. 】
[Then he showed the same painful look as the photo, and said in a crying voice: "This kind of is not a big sister!"].
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