???
So it took a long time.
Or are we dying of our own accord?
The ninjas are speechless.
They still want to continue to quibble.
That's when it happened.
Abrupt.
A black shadow swipes.
A new video title appears.
"The Magical Operation of a Stupid Couple~. 》
"Ah, it's not a dancing video anymore, it's a pity, I was going to continue watching it. "
"Definitely. "
"But when I saw the title, I was already laughing. "
"Stupid + couple, you can see it at a glance, it's a very interesting video. "
"Let me see what the stupid couple is doing. "
Who can refuse to be funny?
Everyone was looking forward to it.
......
Kaguya-sama wants me to confess the world.
Fujiwara Chika's eyes widened.
Speaking of stupid couples, the president and vice president must be mentioned, right?
Both of these men are academic geniuses though.
But when it comes to being a couple......
Hehe.
I wonder if the stupid couple that will appear on this video is the one I knocked, and if so, what behavior would they do?
In other words, what can be called a stupid couple?
It's really exciting.
Chika Fujiwara's eyes stared at the light curtain without blinking.
......
And then.
The video officially begins.
[No.1: Princess hug.] 】
[On the banks of the Arakawa River, Ichinomiya and Nino, who have become lovers but have only held hands, are dating, trying to find a way to enhance their relationship. 】
[Nino asked, "What do you do on a date in the world's mouth?"]
[After thinking about it for a long time, it suddenly dawned on him: "Oh, that's right! Princess hug! In the movies and comics I've seen, as long as it's a couple, it's inseparable from this intimate action!"]
[Nino said expectantly: "Yes, then let's try it too.] "】
[Ichinomiya nodded, half-knelt on the ground, and stretched out his hands: "Anyway, Miss Nino, please sit here.] "】
[Nino tilted her head, turned around several times, and sat on the back of the city palace line. 】
[Ichinomiya Yukiki said speechlessly: "I mean the front!"]
[Nino suddenly realized and sat in the arms of the city palace. 】
[Don't say, at the beginning, the posture of the two was quite correct. 】
[Ichinomiya couldn't help but nodded: "Okay, then I'll stand up!"]
[With that, he stood up, and in the process of getting up, the postures of the two kept changing. 】
[When Ichinomiya stood up completely, he held Nino's hands with one hand and his feet with the other, and directly hung Nino in the air. 】
[Specifically...... In the process of carrying a pig, four pigs' trotters are tied firmly to a stake and then carried to the cauldron by several adults. 】
[Now Nino's posture is exactly the same as that of the pig being carried.] 】
[And the city palace line is ashamed to say: "This is the princess hug!"
After speaking, he raised his leg and took a step forward. 】
[There is a "bang", and the knee slams against Nino's back.] 】
["Bang!"]
"It hurts. "】
["Bang!"]
"It hurts. "】
[I don't know how many steps I walked, and the sweaty and panting Ichinomiya put down the shivering Nino who was in pain. 】
[Nino said: "Liklut, I, hate the princess hug. "】
"So far so good. "
"High energy ahead. "
"Look, I'll only teach you once, this is the correct posture for the princess!"
"It turns out that I've watched all the girl's manga for so many years in vain?"
"Suffocating operation. "
"Damn, laughing out of a pig's cry, the wave operation is too outrageous. "
"This operation is also quite explosive in all the love world. "
......
The world of Arakawa hilarious group.
Star looked angry.
"That little white face...... What kind of thoughts is that little white face instilling in my family Nino?!"
"Even if it's intimate contact, even if you call this stupid action a princess hug, I'm going to kill him! I'm going to kill him!"
But not yet, the stars will act.
The chief of the river swam to the shore and climbed up the bridge with a gloomy face.
Then he kicked the door of the palace line of the city.
"Lick, you kid hurry up and apologize for the word princess!"
"I'll tell you! If you can't learn the correct princess hugging posture today, I'll kick you out of the village!"
"You hateful bastard!
The star scratched his head.
"Ah, this is the first time I've seen such an angry village chief, and it seems that I don't need to go out. "
"But speaking of which, this kid Rick has a hand, and he can make the village chief angry...... Terrible. "
......
The world of pet girls in Sakuraso.
Nakina Mahaku clenched his palms and looked at Kanda Sota very worriedly: "Sota, please don't give me a princess hug in the future." "
Kanda Sota scratched his hair indiscriminately, and said speechlessly: "This is not a princess hug at all?!"
Whose princess looks like this?
It's a shame that the protagonist of the video dares to say the three words of the princess.
He doesn't have common sense at all!
......
The unpredictable world of Apollon-san.
Momohara-sensei who likes happy scenes.
When you see the title.
It is already ready for battle.
"Is it just a princess hugging? I've seen this kind of picture countless times, even if it's me, it won't be affected, I'll definitely be able to get through it. "
She had thought so before she started.
But at this time.
Momohara-sensei was lying on the tatami mat with a nosebleed.
"It's my carelessness to have this form of princess hug, it's so gratifying. "
on this.
Teacher Gong Ping, who lived with her, hurriedly helped her up: "Little peach!
......
Kaguya-sama wants to fall in love with the world.
Fujiwara Chika said angrily: "This kind of is not a princess hug!"
"It's so infuriating, if one day I see someone hugging a princess like this, I have to go up and clean him up!"
......
Uzaki-chan wants to play with the world.
Cafe.
The boss wiped the plate and turned his head to look at Ashiash: "Assh." "
Asia Shi nodded with a serious expression: "Father, I know, this man is our enemy. "
"He insulted the word princess so much, he really wanted to beat him up!"
......
For those who like to knock CP.
I was half angry when I saw this picture.
Who taught your princess to hug anyway?
This kind of action ...... This kind of action makes you want to vomit blood!
...... (If you read a violent novel, go to Feilu Novel Network!)
And for more ordinary people.
They were going crazy with laughter.
"No...... I can't do it, hahaha, this couple is simply talented. "
"Mom, this kind of princess hug, no wonder it will be said to be a stupid couple, no one can be stupid to this extent. "
"Damn, I knew that I wouldn't drink water before the video started, and I was so uncomfortable. "[]
"If someone would perform such a princess hug in front of me, I would definitely laugh at him for the rest of my life. "
"The first stupid couple is already so rebellious, and I don't know what wonderful performance the second stupid couple will have. "
"No, I must continue to watch, learn from their operations, and treat her like this when I meet a girl I don't like in the future!"
We were chatting.
The second video officially begins.
[In the twilight room, the cartoonist and his assistant are conceiving a romantic plot. 】
[Chiyo Sakura immediately put forward the bicycle, imagining that the two of them came home from school together, and the girl sat behind the teenager, feeling the body temperature of the other party, and the panic feeling that there was nowhere to put his hands, it was very romantic. 】
Many viewers nodded in agreement.
"Indeed, every time I read shoujo manga, I am shy when I see such a bridge."
"This assistant knows a lot! No wonder he became a cartoonist's assistant. "
"But if that's all there is to it...... You wouldn't be called a stupid couple, would you?"
Read on.
[The next day, the school bell rang. 】
[Nozaki-san immediately rushed to Chiyo Sakura's class and asked, "Sakura, do you want to go home together today?" I came by bicycle today, and I will sit in the back for you.] "】
[Heard.] 】
[Chiyo Sakura's eyes lit up in an instant. 】
[She's so happy, going home with Nozaki-san, or sitting behind each other?Ah~ It's really shy. 】
[This kind of fawn rambling emotion.] 】
[Until I saw the bicycle, I was instantly replaced by speechlessness.] 】
0 begging for flowers
[Coming to the bottom of the shed where the bicycle is parked, Nozaki-san points to a tandem bicycle and says, "This is it."] "】
[Chiyo Sakura instantly had a question mark on his face. 】
And it's not good for a certain father and daughter in the world of Uzaki schoolgirls.
The shopkeeper sat down weakly with his heart covered.
"This man...... What the hell is this man doing?"
"It's like, when I was watching a love movie, the two of them were about to make up their minds, but the man ran away!"
Minoru Ya also looked up at the sky with a black line: "Father, it seems that I am too naïve, and the real damn thing is this Nozaki-san." "
"It's disgusting to play with the romance that belongs to a girl?!!"
Mommy.
The girl sat in the back seat of the male classmate.
This kind of plot should have been the most heart-warming picture!
But.
But!
This mixed Nozaki classmate actually rides a tandem bicycle?
"RNM, the old lady really wants to kill you!"
Asia was really going to get angry.
......
World of Dragons and Tigers.
Ami Kawashima's eyes darkened.
"If my future boyfriend takes this kind of action, I will not hesitate to break up with him. "
This works.
It's just outrageous.
Ami Kawashima can't think of a second ending other than a breakup.
......
While watching this video.
Many viewers have substituted for Chiyo Sakura.
Originally, my heart was already sprouting, but in the end, what did I see?
Nozaki-san: "I got up the bike", "Sit behind me".
And that's the result?
Tandem bikes?
Yes?
What the hell are you doing!
This hateful man is playing with my feelings. "
"Sakura-chan has a really good temper, if it were me, I'm afraid I'd have dropped my schoolbag on the other party's face by now. "
"Bastard Nozaki, give me back Lao Tzu's girlish heart!"
A lot of the audience was mad.
Of course, most of the audience was still happy.
Not only are they happy to watch, but they are also looking forward to the follow-up pictures.
[Normally, passers-by see the girl sitting on the back seat of the bicycle and hugging the young man's body, and they must sigh: Ah, the youth race is high. 】
[But at this time.] 】
[It is also a teenager and a girl who share a bicycle.] 】
[It's just that after changing to a tandem bike, all passers-by were dumbfounded.] 】
[They either looked inexplicably wonderful, or had black lines on their faces, or looked at the two people who pedaled the foreign car speechlessly. 】
[And Nozaki-san didn't notice it at all.] 】
[Just asking, "How does it feel?"]
[Chiyo Sakura said speechlessly: "It feels like going out to play.] "】
[Soon after, he asked again, "Do you think this will make you fall in love?"]
[Chiyo Sakura: "How can I say it, I don't have a sense of admiration at all, but I have a sense of trust.] "】
[Nozaki-san's brakes: "In this way, isn't the person sitting in the back supposed to pedal?"]
[Sakura Chiyo suddenly realized: "I see, then I just sit and do nothing!"]
[Indeed, in the comic deer crashing into the bridge, who will sit in the back seat and pedal the car?]
[For the next part of the journey, she really just sat obediently, while Nozaki-kun stood up and pedaled hard. 】
[After stopping, Nozaki-san asked, "How did you feel this time?"]
[Sakura Chiyo bowed his head and said hurriedly: "It's too guilty, please, please let me pedal.] "】
......
Monthly girl Nozaki-kun world.
Nozaki-kun touched his chin and said, "It turns out that this is the feeling when you look at it from a third-party perspective." "
"It really doesn't produce any throbbing at all. "
That's it.
Not to mention the generation of affection.
It's good enough not to let the favorability disappear.
"It seems that I have to take some time to apologize to Sakura, but I still didn't think about it enough to let her go through this kind of thing. "
Nozaki thought silently.
......
Kaguya-sama wants me to confess the world.
Chika Fujiwara's face was black.
"Will there be affection?"
"Hehe, it's really an unconscious man, to be honest, Sakura-chan didn't beat you, you should be glad. "
"Love?"
"Tandem bike, will it produce admiration?
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