I will be The Monkey God!

Michu's world was spinning.

It had been like that ever since he left the restaurant together with others. Were it not for Zerze's strong head, others wouldn't have been back in their hotel rooms! Michu was also back in the hotel, but he couldn't find his room!

He drank so much it was hard to move, but Zerze couldn't get Michu's room number out of him! And since Michu didn't want to burden him anymore, he told him to let him go as 'his room was close'.

Although Zerze's head was strong for liquor, his face was half-beaten due to all the brothers protecting Michu. He had a headache too and so he let Michu find his room alone.

Michu's hand grasped the knob, "It should be my room..." A wedding would be done in just three days!

Although it might be too fast, Feng was Harem Ambassador.

He planned a lot of weddings and honeymoons with his women.

So he and his friends had a total of three days to recover from hangovers and their small battle from Bachelor Night.

"The card... is no good?" Michu asked himself.

His hotel card wasn't opening the doors, so he was kinda unsure what to do! He also felt like he was trying to enter the wrong room, but he genuinely was lost in this big hotel! He tried for the last time to open the doors... and a clicking sound rang out in his ears!

With a gleeful smile, Michu entered the room and fell onto the ground!

He was just that exhausted, but little did he know that his hotel card wasn't the one to open the doors!

It was also not him who opened the door, but a person from the inside whose room belonged to...

And that person turned out to be a woman with long, blue hair...

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[Next day.]

Michu's eyes opened heavily.

A hangover struck him and he closed those immediately! With a headache this big, Michu didn't even feel like leaving the bed! He pulled the quilt closer to himself and curled up his legs to sleep more!

However, something drew back the quilt and exposed the monke's side!

It was morning, but it rained outside, so the cold wind assaulted Michu's side!

"Don't get a quilt all for yourself, Beautiful Yumi..." Michu mumbled while trying to fight back!

But his 'girlfriend' was persistent! She didn't let him take his fair share of a quilt and wanted more for herself! This couldn't continue and too much shaking was no good for Michu's head as well.

He decided to cling closer to his girlfriend! Although he hadn't washed after Bachelor Night, he could only resort to this because of his girlfriend being persistent!

He turned around and hugged her from behind!

With his arm wrapped around her waist, Michu buried his nose in her long hair and closed his eyes tightly.

Michu slept like that for a few hours more, then his eyes snapped.

"Smell is different! The colors are different!" It began with smell, then her hair color!

Beautiful Yumi's smell was known by the monke and he would never have enough of it no matter what! 

He always would find peace within it and maybe his hangover would've long since been gone if Yumi were here!

But this hair was blue!

Literally blue!

"I am... gangster..." Michu whispered to himself, then nervously looked around! He found his stuff on the sofa and his clothes were still on, but those didn't have to be taken off if he really wanted to 'do it'.

Fear crept into Michu's heart as he didn't want to be that kind of person!

Even if he did it in a drunken state, it was by no means an excuse.

He shivered with cold sweat tumbling down his face, then decided to leave the bed.

Running away wouldn't be an answer. Michu knelt on the ground and waited for his punishment! He could only confess everything to the lady in the bed and apologize for everything he did...

Then accept the law's punishment!

On his knees, Michu's eyes rose to meet the lady's face.

'This is Sword Mistress! She was nice to me and I did something so horrible!' A tear fell down Michu's cheek as he eyed the Sword Mistress' beautiful body.

She was older than his girlfriend, so her mature air was polished by age and her experience. Her body was also well-built as Michu could spot refined lines on the exposed stomach. She must have been spending a lot of time on training and followed a strict diet to shape herself like that!

A hot sun reared and it was much warmer here.

Therefore, Sword Mistress' lingerie was visible for Michu's eyes as well. He could see her black bra with laces and those two big melons spilling onto the side. She also wore alluring black panties on her milky skin.

Michu would usually silently enjoy such a sight as it wasn't much different from what those ladies from social media revealed in their swimsuits.

But the setting was often important!

In this setting, he was trembling, scared, and lacked a proper understanding of his situation.

With so many clues before him, Michu would've long since understood that he hadn't done anything wrong.

Alas, he was too scared after hugging her in sleep and failed to notice those clues.

Her black eyebrows trembled soon and Ruo woke up.

What she saw was a trembling monke on the ground with his knees screaming in pain! His new hairstyle was messed up and so were his clothes!

She said, "Morning, burglar... Can you bring me water?"

"I am sorry! I am sorry!" Michu hit the ground with his forehead and apologized!

Ruo's blue eyes looked at him oddly, but she soon understood, "I was joking. You aren't a burglar at all."

Her words appeased Michu a little, but he also did 'something else'.

He didn't dare to raise his eyes!

But Ruo felt comfortable except for her hangover, so she knew that nothing happened despite letting another man into her bed. She stood up from the bed and ruffled Michu's hair, "I said you didn't do anything. If you did, I wouldn't have been able to move, would I?"

"I still have a lot to learn!" Michu replied honestly.

Such an unexpected answer silenced Ruo and her eyes rested on Michu until she burst out laughing, "Of course, you have to make your girlfriend the happiest girl in the world."

She strode for water while Michu turned his eyes to the side.

For a moment, he got a new appreciation for the peach.

He retracted his gaze with a blush on his face, "Do you know Yumi?"

"I know what others know. You two make a good pair," Ruo saw the Regional Tournament!

Michu smiled and stood up, "I am sorry for the trouble... I was really drunk last night! But it was one of the best days I've spent! I learned a lot!"

"Wanna share with me?" Ruo smiled and invited Lil Monke to the table.

She poured water for him and comfortably leaned down onto the chair! Her body was just protected by lingerie alone, but it didn't seem that uncomfortable for Michu anymore! 

With everything clear between them, Michu spoke about his day and Bachelor Night while looking into her blue eyes.

It didn't matter that she was naked!

It was only appropriate to face your collocutor.

"I came here to talk with his women and family too," After Michu spoke his story, Ruo began hers.

She came here to speak with Feng's fiance and his other women. Even Feng's father and his wives were her goals and since she had her private jet, the talks had long since ended! Her goal was to understand them.

And what drove her was one question, "Can a woman be the happiest girl in the world if she has to share her man with others?"

Michu had a lot of thoughts after meeting Feng and speaking with others.

In the beginning, he felt like it would hurt women and that by no means was a false thought. However, his friend was doing his best to make everyone happy.

"Feng was born in a family with harem... His father had a lot of women and people often badmouthed them... I also learned a secret from Feng that his father has a 'favorite' woman, but he treats everyone as best as he can nonetheless..." Michu replied... "Feng wants to make a proper harem where everyone will feel fulfilled."

"Proper harem... That sounds so naive and wrong... Eventually, everyone will be hurt." Ruo replied.

She took a sip and continued, seeing Michu's flustered expression, "But those women will accept it. Why? Because they are foolish. For their own selfishness, they will accept that relationship and enjoy these moments with him... At some point, they will enjoy other women's contact too and just live in this twisted world in a twisted relationship."

"..."

"Even if there is a man in this world who would only look at them, they still went for the same man..." Ruo sighed and glanced outside the window, "That's why they look down on women. If it was a man, he would strongly reject another man and..." Ruo didn't even end her words.

But Michu felt like he found a problem, "Miss Ruo... Do you think women are weak?"

"I do."

"I think everyone is weak, but our strong points cover that gap and help us overcome it! For example, I am stronger than Yumi, but that's only arm wrestling. Should she use any of her close combat techniques, I would lose ten out of ten spars! Haha!" Michu giggled.

He continued with a broad smile, "We all have flaws and strong points! I think Miss Ruo is a strong woman, however."

"Why?"

"Because you let me in and I even slept together with you! It means that you have enough strength and technique to beat me!" She was also a strong guild leader with a high level, so Michu expected her to be strong!

His assessment of her wasn't wrong!

Besides, look at her muscles! That woman was both beautiful and strong!

"I remember you despite our encounter being a short one," Ruo nodded first, then replied with such words.

Their encounter was brief, but Michu was loud, honest, and pleasant to an eye fella.

His strength in-game was also what Ruo remembered well. At the early levels, one was just getting used to the game, but Lil Monke had a challenging heart and enough means to go against creatures with two times higher level!

But more than anything, he was a white knight who went against haters on her social media!

"I remember how you helped your friend back then... You told her to not care about others and just ignore them... You had your goal, quest, and fun together with her." The Sword Mistress recalled.

All other players stopped their quests and hovered their eyes on her. 

She was that high-level player, the celebrity and beauty that their eyes couldn't resist. That was for both men and women!

What about the current Lil Monke who had been in the presence of naked Sword Mistress?

"Do you want to bone me?" Ruo suddenly asked.

Her question brought confusion to Lil Monke's heart, but he blushed and replied, "I want! But I won't go for it because I have Yumi!"

He replied honestly.

For a second, Michu wanted to say 'No', but that would contradict his honest soul.

Any man would find a desire to embrace this lady, even more after actually feeling her soft skin for some time. 

Michu was such a case, but he did it unknowingly! He dispelled all those lustful emotions and locked honest and charming eyes on the blue-haired woman.

Her face lit up in a scarlet color which didn't help with the monke's resolution.

"I see... Um... Mmm... Ah... I expected a different answer... I thought you would've lied to me, even if just a little." Ruo got too flustered...

"Is it because of Harem Law? Are you testing me, Miss Ruo?" Michu genuinely asked.

"I am... too lost. That's not what I wanted to do." Ruo replied.

"I think confiding in me would help you! That's why, if you want to, then you can help yourself and tell me a little about your burdens!" Michu smiled widely and offered help!