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Chapter 7: Xi Xidian: The Legend of Qixi in Niuniu Honey Universe
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A long time ago, there was a Niuniu Honey Universe. On a planet in this Niuniu Honey Universe, a poor man named Ning Jiu lived in the village.
This person is extremely lazy, so he is still a bachelor.
Ningjiu's family only has a few acres of thin fields. Every time during the sowing season, he randomly distributes a few seeds to the blind chickens in the field.
Why did not starve to death, this is a mystery.
Although Ning Jiu is very handsome, no one wants to marry his daughter.
Ningjiu has a fairly sturdy cow with a black skin and shiny light, which reflects in the sun. This cow is called a small black dog-don't ask why a cow is a dog.
This cow is lazy than Ning Jiu for a long time. He doesn’t do any work every day. He also has a cleansing habit. He lives in a luxurious cow pen. Bing Jiuwu is cleaner. When he eats, he looks over the wall to find the beautiful female head next door. By the way, raise the female head high.
The only head catcher in this village is a woman named Chen Qianmo. According to legend, the female head catcher has a pair of magical electric eyes and can see through the darkness of the incident. The female head catcher not only looks beautiful but also has an iron rice bowl for the head catcher. But no one looked down on her.
Solve the case every day, feed the little black dog, and hug and hug the little black dog by the way.
There are rumors in the village that the female catcher may have been fooling around for a long time, otherwise why not live elsewhere?
However, when someone spreads the word like this, there will be a spooky incident in the house the next day. All the valuable things in the house will go away without saying anything.
There is a handsome cow in the Ningjiu family in the village, but whenever someone is so skeptical, the only female catcher in the village will be full of justice and firmly deny it.
She said this: "Which cow have you seen holding up in a hug, no, which cow will maliciously retaliate? That mark is just a blind eye that the thief deliberately used. This head has the strongest pupil. Li, writing round eyes to level ten, do not accept rebuttals."
The villagers were forced by the authority of the female arresting head, and no one dared to pass on the female arresting head and Ning Jiu's cp.
In a blink of an eye, it's time to sow again.
Ningjiu watched the others in the village were busy in the field, so he hummed the song and prepared to go.
The little black dog living in the luxurious cowshed was woken up by an unpleasant song.
"I planted a seed and finally borne fruit. Today is a great day!"
The little black dog squinted in a domineering way, this **** breaks the song!
"Ning Jiu! You stop! Do not work!" The little black dog stopped Ning Jiu.
Ning Jiuyou was wronged, "Little black dog, you told me not to work, and said that I was the most charming lazy look, and I will definitely marry my wife, but I think I’m more than thirty, and I’m bachelor, I am really I can’t control my feelings of labor!”
It turned out that Ning Jiu was not a lazy man. On the contrary, he was very hardworking and decathlon.
It's just that the little black dog is too cunning, and the clever words make him hurry to stop working, saying that he is the most charming lazy, and Houyou Ningjiu repairs the luxury bullpen for the little black dog at home.
Now the bullpen is said to be a bullpen, but the facilities are perfect, and it is no less than a few thousand years later. There are flush toilets, rubber mattresses, and "air conditioners" and "refrigerators" that can be cooled by ice cubes. Wait.
The little black dog lives in this luxurious cowshed, with big gold chains and small gold watches, and three small barbecues a day.
"No, I'll pinch your fingers, your marriage is coming." The little black dog said with some seriousness.
"But you are a cow, you don't mean only hooves..." Ning Jiu said in disapproval.
There was a nice female voice at the head of the wall, "I said he has him! Do you dare to doubt the only female catcher in this village who writes round eye level ten?"
Don’t ask why the female catcher should climb the wall, sit on the wall and listen to other people’s corners, they are the catcher.
Ningjiu honestly believed. Ask the little black dog piously.
"Brother, where is my marriage?"
The little black dog raised his hoof gracefully and knocked on Ning Jiu's head.
"The seven fairies in heaven are going to take a bath. When you arrive at the willow tree at the village entrance at noon, you see a white coat stole, and the big fairy left behind is your marriage."
Ningjiu wondered, "Shouldn't the script be the youngest fairy? What about the big fairy?"
The little black dog knocked his head hard, and Ning Jiu's head was pressed with a hoof mark with the smell of Hermes's men's perfume.
Dare to doubt his IQ, knock!
"What the Seven Fairies are all nonsense, Jade Emperor is a girl, the remaining six are bodyguards... the kind that protects outsiders from being hurt by the princess."
Ning Jiu was more dizzy, "Is the princess so violent?"
Okay, what about gentleness and virtue?
The female catcher on the wall is quite right.
"What Xiaohe said is what, do you dare to question the fairness of the only female head of the village?"
Ningjiu did not dare, well, the big fairy is the big fairy, and the older is the fairy.
So, Ning Jiu obediently ran to the village entrance to find his marriage. As soon as he walked on the front foot, the little black dog turned into a handsome male **** behind his feet, holding the female head and hugging and holding it high.
"Good day, good day~" Duzui~
"Xiaohei is so handsome today, is it~"
Ningjiu did not know that his own brother, who is more honorable than humans, is actually a **** in heaven.
The reason why relied on not being an uncle in Ningjiu was because he was demoted, and after seeing the pretty catcher next door, he lived in Ningjiu's house nearby.
The plain Ningjiu followed Xiaohei's instructions to arrive at the willow tree at the entrance of the village, and took a closer look—
can't see anything.
Ning Jiu Ben ran to tears. The fairy tales were all deceiving. Who said that the fairy took a bath and watched it? They were all good people with mana consciously shielding.
But there are indeed clothes, hanging in a row, Hermes, Chanel... various limited editions.
Although Ning Jiu felt that selling all of them would cost a lot of money, but considering what Xiaohei said, to get a white coat, he could only give up the opportunity to make a fortune, and reached for the white coat and hid Behind the tree.
Those fairies wearing luxury goods had enough to flutter away one by one, and the big fairies without white coats really stayed.
Ningjiu looked at it for a while, I went there, it's so beautiful too!
Looking back at Bai Meisheng, his hands and feet are elegant, even if the eyebrows are murderous, they will not hinder her beauty.
Marry her! Marry her! Marry, she! ! !
Nono, the big fairy, had no white coat and had to marry Ning Jiu. The two had a happy life in the village.
Ningjiu plowing fields, Ningjiu weaving, Ningjiu cooking, Ningjiu washing clothes.
His Nono wife is in charge of investigating the case in a white coat and the next head catcher Chen Qianmo.
Ningjiu thought that Qiaotou was more like cp than he and Nono, but he really loved his wife so much that he thought it was tolerable.
He could bear it, and the one in the luxurious diamond-encrusted cowshed couldn't bear it.
Xiaohei originally wanted to sell Ning nerd to a difficult Nuo Nuo fairy, so that the village had less rumors of his obedient and Ning Jiu, but Mu had thought that he would become his obedient and Nuo Nuo cp!
So the unbearable little black took out the mysterious communicator, called Tianting, in order to defend his double silent cp unshakable, it is time to do a whistleblower dog!
The phone directly reached Chen Meng, the Queen Mother of the West Court.
only said that the Queen Mother Chen Meng was overjoyed after receiving the Xiaohei call.
"Nuo Nuo's marriage has fallen? Hahaha, well!"
Long-lived female heaven also has a headache, and finally sent the girl out. Naturally, Amnesty is so pleased!
Little black silence...
Mother's posture is not there from beginning to end.
It turns out that the true identity of this little black is amazing. He turned out to be the son of the second grandpa of today's Jade Emperor, and the fairy Nuo Nuo is his sister.
"I want to talk to the father emperor." Protest!
"It doesn't exist~ Oops, the signal of the heaven is not good, bye!" Chen Meng cut off the phone at the fastest speed.
But this matter was finally known by the second emperor Jade Emperor.
As the senior daughter, the second man decisively sent three sons to lead Tian Bingtian to go down to catch Nono back.
The three princes are resistant.
Not to mention the second brother Xiaohei, he said that the older sister Nono was even more terrifying. As a teenager in the trash can at home, his father and mother's caecum like existence, how can it be comparable to the sister hall and the belly black brother.
Nye Erhe kicked him to the lower boundary with a gun foot, and he could only rush with his scalp. The three princes walked around the door and almost didn't rub their skins on the door of his sister's house.
In the spirit of internationalism and counseling of the death of the friends rather than the poor, the three princes kicked Hao Jian, the security captain of the next heavenly court.
"You grew up with my sister from an early age, you knock on the door!"
This is less likely to be kicked by the sister palace!
Geng Zhiboy Hao Jian didn't doubt that he had him. He knocked on the door obediently. When the door opened, Ning Jiu appeared in black pants and shirtless only in big pants.
"Hello, may I ask Princess Nono---!!!!!!" Hao Jian retreated at the fastest speed.
looked at the three princes bitterly and complained.
"Ya can't beat it!" What a big **** opened the trumpet to the novice village dress novice, is there anyone to control it? Shameless! Hao Jian roared in his heart, but his face could not be expressed yet.
When the three princes heard it, Shenma and every mortal could not beat it. The captain of the security team buckled two chicken legs!
Call the battle in person!
On the wall, a pair of interdependent Bi people were sitting on the wall and watching sunflowers. I saw that the unlucky youngest man kicked the door aggressively, and was rolled back by Nono.
The head catches her head and laughs, and the handsome little black peeling grapes on the side feed her.
The third son was rolled out by his sister, and the remaining light in the corner of his eyes swept to the wall to watch the lively second brother and second sister-in-law. She became angry and stood a few meters away and shouted to Nono.
"Yu Yinuo, don't think you are a sister and you're afraid of you! Don't force me to zoom in!"
"Release!" Calmly Dino's face does not change color.
"The limited edition of the hand-made fine scalpel produced by Tianting is available immediately! You will be sold out if you don't go back! Don't blame me for not telling you!" The third boy lowered his voice and said in a voice that only the sisters and brothers could hear.
Nuo Nuo was really disappointed, the youngest quickly raised his voice and shouted.
"You don't hurry back to heaven to accept the punishment!" Please don't wear it before the elder sister's palace, others don't have face!
Ningjiu chased him out, shaking his hand, "Niang~"
Nuo Nuo also reached out with a trembling face to him, "Officials, goodbye~"
Fly and fly, all flew away.
Ningjiu howled and cried, his wife's wife~
The pair at the head of the wall jumped down, and the little black dog said to Ning Jiu.
"I give you an idea, you fly to heaven with my cowhide."
Ningjiu hurriedly took the cowhide handed over by Xiaohei, picked the big bun and the big bun just out of the pot and flew towards the heaven.
Qiao catches his head and looks at his male **** with his eyes squinted. Why is this good?
saw the little black dog giggling on his hips, he **** the cowhide, Ningjiu deserved the boy, hahahaha! Let him steal flowers that year, deserve it!
And said that Ning Jiu was chasing all the way, and he was about to catch up with Nono, but he saw that the black-faced second man appeared, and Ning Jiu hurried forward.
"Adult father-in-law is on, please accept your son-in-law!"
"I don't have your son-in-law who is a pig and a tiger!"
It turns out that this Ningjiu is not an ordinary mortal. In fact, he is a senior elder who is not a member of the heavenly court. He is usually at ease. In the early years, he ran to the back garden of Jade Emperor's home to steal roses.
was also beaten by the sons of Jade Emperor for this reason.
Xiaohei was kicked off because he always hindered his father and mother from showing love. At Lai Jiu Ning's home, he saw through this stinky vest. He wanted to let this stink boy steal his sister's limited edition white coat. The full score of the sister temple cut Xiang.
However, it is a pity that the criminal scheme did not succeed.
These two guys even looked at Mung Bean.
There was a hate of stealing flowers before, and hatred after taking the sister. Give him a pee of cowhide, which has given him a lot of face.
Nai Ningjiu has a thick-skinned face and a father-in-law. I will give you a monkey. No, my wife and I will give you a grandson. The second grandpa pulled out a big hairpin from his wife in a rage , Brush and pull in such a stroke to make a galaxy.
This side is separated by her baby girl, and there is Ningjiu stinky and shameless there.
Ningjiu grieved and turned against the river, what are you doing, Lao Zhangren, don't you just steal a few flowers from your house, as long as you remember your revenge for so long?
Nuo Nuo grabbed the scalpel, contentedly wanted to look back at his silly roe deer man, but found that Ning Jiu was already at the other end of the river, and Nuo Nuo was sad.
Touching the belly to teach the baby in the belly, baby, the mother has long said that being a man should be decathlon, and should be the same as being a god. You see your father. Swimming, when the duck duck daughter-in-law did not have to chase, pitiful...
Knock out the key points on the blackboard~www.readwn.com~Extracurricular interest specialty class benefits outweigh the disadvantages, it is still possible to learn appropriately.
In fact, Ning Jiu can also fly over with his power, but considering that the elder Zhang’s family has a gentler memory besides his mother-in-law, and his wife wants to use him as a prenatal education, which is a negative textbook that he can’t study well. It's hard, but I'm worried about death...
The key moment is still the leader of the birdman, no, it should be said to be the great Suzaku, that is, the sweetheart of the pretty catcher who hurts the quiet family.
Get a group of magpies to help get a bridge, sincerely help Ning Jiu solve the problem, kind-hearted, gentle and loving, the charges are not expensive at all, which is one-quarter of Ning Jiu’s property, what a good gem, The latest lipsticks and the ones that are not picked up by Qiaochao are just so amiable.
Ningjiu stepped on the magpie bridge to see his wife in such a stately place, and the family reunited happily.
But taking into account the fact that the old man is too vengeful, the two young uncles are not good cakes, and the younger sister-in-law is a profiteer, so Ning Jiu claimed that he only came to see his wife every July 7th. In fact, the two were on the bridge. Living on the ground, every day before Qixi, pretend to be like walking on the magpie bridge to get together.
So, in Niuniu Honey Universe, the story of Tanabata spread like this.
It is rumored that on the day of the Chinese Valentine's Day, sitting under the grape rack and eating grapes, it seems that I can still hear Ning Jiu's affectionate call--
Chen Qianmo, why do you give me back my wife! During the holiday season, can you not occupy other people's wives and solve your uncle's case!
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