I Woke up to Find I Have a Child

After a night of turmoil, Shen Sangluo once again walked in shame and returned to his home.

She thought she was cautious and moved slowly when she got up. In fact, Jiang Lingyan woke up earlier than she did. She didn't make a sound, so she closed her eyes and listened to Shen Sang rustling and putting on her clothes, and then she stood on tiptoe , Trot out with lace-up shoes.

Jiang Lingyan casually pulled the shirt he wore yesterday, put it on loosely, then got out of bed, stood by the French windows, and looked at the deserted garden.

About a minute later, Shen Sangluo appeared in the garden. She found her car and ran over like a thief. She touched her whole body and did not find the car key. She finally found the key from her bag. Shen Sangluo almost burst into tears of joy, she opened the car door and sat in.

She didn't drive immediately, but relaxed her body first, and returned to the car, which was equivalent to returning to her own territory. Even the air became fresher. She took a long breath and inserted the car key. As soon as she was about to start a fire, when she raised her eyes, she saw Jiang Lingyan standing next to the French window, half-naked, looking at her with good eyes.

Jiang Lingyan folded her legs and hooked her left ankle with her right foot. She did not button the shirt. The shirt was naturally opened, and the soft chest was looming under the shirt. She didn't know where the cufflinks were scattered, and the extra fabric from the cuffs covered her palms. She folded her hands in front of her. In such a posture, she looked quite charming and unconscious.

Seeing that she had found herself, Jiang Lingyan raised her hand and waved goodbye to her. She looked very happy, and the smile on her face could blind all her eyes.

Shen Sangluo: ...I don't want to live anymore.

When she returned home, Shen Sangluo collapsed on the bed and beat the pillow several times. Then she sat up with a paralyzed face. She took out her phone and found that Han Feixu had sent her ten from 10:30 to 12:30. A few messages.

[Han Feixu: Are you back?

Haven't come back yet?

Hey, reply to me, it's eleven o'clock, you don't have to go to work if you don't go back.

Why don't you answer the call?

I have made five calls to you. Did you not hear it or did you lose your phone?

...

...

...

Shen Sangluo! You will call the police if you don't pick me up!

Jiang Lingyan just answered the phone. Shen Sangluo, I was wrong, I am sorry for you.

That... I still want to ask, are you finished? 】

Shen Sangluo looked at the phone screen in silence. After a long time, with a movement of her wrist, after a perfect parabola passed, the soul of the phone returned to the trash can.

Liang Zhu smokes when he is upset, Han Feixu makes noise when he is upset, Shen Sangluo is the most elegant, and when she is upset, she can practice calligraphy.

Standing in front of the desk, Shen Sangluo held her waist down, tanned with anger, brewing good emotions, and with a stroke of her pen, she wrote seven words in a cool manner-one will become dead.

...

When Shen Sangluo calmed down, she picked up the phone from the trash can, then took the picture and sent it to Han Feixu.

Han Feixu, who saw the photo, smiled like a 200-jin child again.

Han Feixu asked Aunt Li to boil a pot of thick pork bone soup, and then another pot of old hen soup, preparing to fill up the bones that were falling apart for Chief Shen.

After delivering the soup, Han Feixu should pack up and go to the variety show. In the morning, Han Feixu sent Yiyi to the kindergarten, kissed Yiyi in the car, and watched Zhong Yuanyuan send Yiyi into the kindergarten, Han Feixu left.

When she arrived, almost everyone else had arrived, and the variety show also had a launch ceremony. After the incense was given one by one, Jiang Lingyan gave an order to officially start filming the show.

The first shot of the show started from the hotel. Although the actors did not live in the hotel, they had to create an illusion that they had lived. Each actor had two following cameramen, and they would take the actors’ words and actions. It's all photographed.

After the opening ceremony, the actors found their own rooms and then started to take the wake-up shots.

At this time, they were playing the "just getting up" contestant, and Han Feixu put his first shot in the bathroom.

"Are you ready? Teacher Han."

Han Feixu raised his voice, "Ready."

After shooting outside, Han Feixu turned on the faucet, washed her hands, then opened the door and walked out. Seeing the camera, she smiled subconsciously, "It was so early that I got up."

Zhong Yuanyuan stood behind the photographer, watching Han Feixu behave naturally, she immediately gave her two thumbs up and said with her lips: "Very good! Hold on!"

Han Feixu: "..."

If no one cares about her, she can go on acting freely, Zhong Yuanyuan is so supportive, she is a little bit out of the show instead ==

She walked to the bed. At this time, the bed had been messed up by Zhong Yuanyuan in advance. She opened a suitcase and looked at the stuffed snacks, Han Feixu froze.

Of course, the cameraman will not miss this kind of picture. He quickly pushed the lens over, Han Feixu brushed and closed the suitcase, and smiled stiffly: "Wrong, this is not my suitcase, this is my assistant."

Zhong Yuanyuan: "..." Nonsense, it was Han Feixu who told her to ask her to bring more snacks. She was afraid that she would have no food to eat during the filming.

When Han Feixu heard Ye Mingxin said that he was very busy when the variety show started filming, and there was basically no time to eat, he warned her, but he never told her to bring a whole suitcase of snacks.

Han Feixu squatted on the ground, silently, she raised her head solemnly, "Can you delete the scene just now?"

Seeing that the cameraman was silent, she opened the suitcase and took out a bag of potato chips, "If you cut off the lens, I will give you a bag."

Facing the potato chip bribery, the cameraman was also silent, "Mr. Han, I am in charge of shooting, not cutting."

Han Feixu was stunned, then put the potato chips back in again.

...

Walking out of the room, Han Feixu happened to run into another actor, Luers.

At the party, Luersi was the quietest one, barely speaking, she listened to what others said, and when she was mentioned, she would only smile shyly, and the laughter felt itchy.

However, today, under the camera, Luers yelled very enthusiastically, "Sister Feixu! So you are in this show!"

She ran all the way and looked at Han Feixu with star eyes, "Sister Feixu, when did you come? I only got off the plane at midnight last night. I just slept for five hours before being called up. I really want to go back to sleep. Sleep."

? ? ? Are you still playing with everyone the day before yesterday?

Han Feixu finally said to Liang Zhu that all the actors in this circle had a preliminary understanding. After a short astonishment, Han Feixu also showed a very surprised expression, "I also arrived last night. I said how I heard someone walking in the middle of the night, it was you."

Luers laughed and stretched out his hand, trying to hold her, "Let's go down together, I heard that the downstairs is already ready earlier."

Han Feixu saw her movement, she raised her hand and tucked her hair together, "It just so happens that I am hungry too, walk around."

The smile on Luers' face paused, and then she smiled brighter, "I heard that Sister Chi Qiu is also here. I didn't see it yesterday. I'll go and say hello to her later."

The two went downstairs as they talked. During this time, they ran into Zhang Tonghui and Nie Kaiyuan who lived on the second floor. They came to the lobby on the first floor. At this time, the director team was ready. Jiang Lingyan was standing in the middle, but she was not holding the microphone. People.

The assistant director took the microphone, and he was responsible for telling everyone about the rules of this issue.

In the later stage, the information and introduction of each actor will be edited, and all eight actors will be introduced. After a few minutes, the footage is gone, just to make up for the time occupied by the opening ceremony.

There is no need for greetings, the deputy director immediately starts to talk about the rules.

"In order to compete for the position of the protagonist, the players need to go through multiple rounds of competitions. Pay attention, after the competition, the player with the lowest score will be eliminated. But this is the first period, and it’s not that nervous. The last place after the average score of the game is unfortunately eliminated. Okay, not much gossip, please take a careful note of the rules of this period."

"In this issue, eight players will be combined into men and women, divided into four groups, draw lots to obtain their identities, and then go to the designated place to complete the designated task. The deadline for completing the task is 4 o'clock tomorrow afternoon."

"Attention! All tasks have a hard and fast rule, that is, they cannot be recognized by anyone. The cameraman will shoot in a very hidden place. Please rest assured that our cameramen are professional and will not cause you trouble. ."

Although Han Feixu read the planning sheet in advance, there are dozens of locations and competition formats written on the planning sheet, many of which are alternatives. Any changes in the later stage are not necessarily certain, and she does not know what to do this time.

Zhang Hao muttered beside her, "I can't be recognized, do you have to disguise and investigate?"

Thinking about it this way, Zhang Hao punched his palm with a distressed expression, "Nie Kaiyuan, you are done, you must be the first to be eliminated."

Nie Kaiyuan flew a kick, Zhang Hao flexibly avoided, the atmosphere was activated by the two of them, Chi Qiu also stunned Han Feixu’s arm, "I think you are also dangerous, and everyone can say that you are the most obvious. With such long hair, people just don’t recognize your face and your hair."

Han Feixu was unwilling to show weakness, "My hair can be curled up, you are the best to recognize, and the most difficult to hide, the height of 1.75 meters, people must first look at you first, and then they can notice us. Shorty."

Han Feixu gave her an idea, "How about you pretending to be a hunchback?"

Chi Qiu smiled and cursed, "Go! You don't need the burden of idols, I want more!"

When they finished talking, the deputy director took out a lottery box. This time, the list of men and women combinations was drawn. The ladies first draw, and the men wait to be assigned.

The first person to go up was Han Yiren. After she finished smoking, she saw the name written on it. She smiled, and then it came out openly. Han Feixu looked over and took a look, Qi Qing.

Qi Qing is one of the most pure-looking literary artists among all of them, and the characters he walks are also those of high-achieving students. Everyone makes a long cry, "Oh~~~~"

Zhang Hao blew a whistle, "Gifts and beautiful ladies~"

Han Jiaren walked down with a smile and naturally accepted everyone's ridicule. Chi Qiu then walked up. She put her hand into the lottery box and touched it for a long time before she found out a piece of paper with Zhang Tonghui's name impressively printed.

Zhang Tonghui is the least famous of the eight, but he is not bad. Chi Qiu felt quite satisfied and went down. There are only two signs left. The next one is Han Feixu. She hasn't started to draw yet, Lu Ersi shouted to her very nervously, "Sister Feixu, don't draw Nie Kaiyuan!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Han Feixu took out the lottery paper, opened it, and the camera gave a close-up.

It is Nie Kaiyuan.

...

Now it's okay, the two most difficult to make-up people get together.

After the partner was drawn, the next task was the task. Seeing that the program group came over with a lottery box, Han Feixu looked aside and said strangely: "Didn't I say that I will have breakfast? Why didn't I see breakfast."

Deputy Director: "Don't worry, you can eat it when you finish it."

The person who was drawn this time was a man. Nie Kaiyuan picked one back at random and looked at it with Han Feixu. The two leaned their heads together and looked at what was written on the paper.

Han Fei read out, "In Rongqingli market stall No. 3, selling roast duck?!"

Han Feixu's eyes widened and raised his head to ask the deputy director: "We don't know how to make roast duck, how can we sell it?!"

"This kind of highly professional work is done by the stall owner. All you have to do is to sell things and to fabricate a reasonable identity to ensure that you are not recognized."

In addition to selling roast duck, there is another sentence behind it, earning five thousand yuan.

The roast duck in the vegetable market has always been very cheap, half of it costs 25 yuan, two thousand yuan, and one 50, which means that they will sell 100 roast ducks...

Before Han Feixu could speak, he was already wailing.

Luers: "Selling rice on the streets? Is this industry still available?"

Qi Qing: "I don't have any opinion on selling things, but it depends on what is sold. An ancestral secret rheumatism medicine. Isn't this a fake medicine? No, we were brought into the police station by the police after we went out and sold it for a while?!"

Chi Qiu: "You still have things to sell. We are going to be beggars! If you have hands and feet to be beggars, you will definitely be regarded as liars! No, we are liars!"

After hearing the shocked speeches of other players, Han Feixu turned his head, grasped Nie Kaiyuan's hand, and shook it twice, "Thank you, thank you!"

Nie Kaiyuan is also not humble, "You're welcome, when you go out, you can rely on this kind of European spirit to get around the world."

Other players: "..."

The so-called early is to buy with the money they earn. They can’t accept it anymore, they can only accept it. Eight people, four cars, everyone on the road, rushing to their mission location, there is a camera in the car, Han Feixu knows You have to be reserved in front of the camera, but she can't keep it anymore.

She lowered her head, propped her forehead with her hand, and her shoulders trembled. Nie Kaiyuan shifted her gaze from the window, and he asked, "What's wrong?"

Han Feixu didn’t answer, so he patted Han Feixu’s shoulder. Han Feixu couldn’t stand it anymore, and raised his head while clutching his chest. “Oh, I’m almost suffocating, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha... …"

Nie Kaiyuan: "..." He didn't say a few words to Han Feixu last time, and now he realized that she was laughing so low.

And the reflection arc is a bit long ==

When they came to the vegetable market, they entered through the back door of the shop. The inside was ready at this time. The cameras were hidden in a very hidden place. Even the roast duck model hanging on the window sill was stuffed with a camera for shooting downwards.

Han Feixu and Nie Kaiyuan greeted the roast duck master first, and then discussed how to dress up and set their identities.

Nie Kaiyuan: "Brother and sister?"

Han Feixu shook his head, they looked too different.

Nie Kaiyuan: "Husband and wife?"

Han Feixu shook his head again. The couple need a tacit understanding. If they can't act out, others can tell at a glance.

Nie Kaiyuan: "Then I don't know anymore."

Han Feixu: "Can you think of two identities? Too few."

Nie Kaiyuan: "If you think a lot, then you want one."

Han Feixu: "I can only think of these two identities."

Nie Kaiyuan: "..." Then you say woolen yarn!

Finally, they used a separate identity. Han Feixu is the boss-the niece of the roast duck master, and Nie Kaiyuan is the newly hired employee of the roast duck master.

The identities of the two are separated, and there is more room for display. They only need to fabricate their own identities and stories without cooperating with each other. This is also one of their advantages in selling roast duck. Like those who walk the streets to sell rice, or sell fake medicine, or beggars, their identities cannot be separated at all, and they must cooperate.

After confirming, they began to make makeup on the spot. Nie Kaiyuan changed into a set of work clothes that the roast duck chef put in the store. The clothes of the chef were a bit small. After he put it on, they were very tight, and then put on a greasy apron. Nie Kaiyuan's expression remained the same. He also picked up the oil drum from the back kitchen, and deliberately rubbed some oil on his hand and body. After finishing these, he still didn't think it looked like, so he walked out of the back door and picked up the pile in the back door. Tan, painted himself as a coal-burning worker.

The most difficult thing for Nie Kaiyuan to hide is his figure, and his face is nothing. As long as he gets dirty and messy, his tough looks can easily be ignored, while Han Feixu is more troublesome.

She put on a big flower dress of the boss's wife, then put her hair up, staring at herself in the small mirror, Han Feixu frowned.

She looked too clean, and her hair was too greasy and slippery. This is not what a migrant girl looks like.

Simply, Han Feixu did the same as Nie Kaiyuan, making himself dirty. There is a small pool in the back kitchen. Han Feixu took some water, foamed his head in, and then took it out again, his wet hair looked like She wilted a lot, and she lost her hair, tied into a messy, loose braid, and then left behind.

When she came this morning, she was going out with makeup. Han Feixu took out the makeup tools from the bag she carried with her. She washed the makeup on her face first, faced the camera with her bare face, and then looked at the blush pan. I picked a purplish red blush for the various colors in it. I didn't use a brush, and I dipped it twice with my fingertips, and then started to wipe it on my face without money.

Nie Kaiyuan made himself a sharp brother outside. After returning, he saw Han Feixu's face and he took a step back in fright: "Oh! Are you scalded by boiling water?!"

Han Feixu smiled and bared his big white teeth, "How about?"

Nie Kaiyuan had lingering fears, "It's terrifying."

Han Feixu: "..."

Han Feixu is consciously beautiful. She looked in the mirror for a while. Even if she becomes a working girl, she is still a flower among the working girl~

When they came to the front window, Han Feixu and Nie Kaiyuan put on plastic gloves, and then waited for the guests to come. Nie Kaiyuan didn't know how to sell things. Han Feixu was better than him, she would shout.

Therefore, the two negotiated, Nie Kaiyuan cut the duck, weighed vegetarian dishes and braised dishes, and Han Feixu was responsible for collecting money and wooing customers.

At ten o'clock in the morning, there were no people in the vegetable market. Even if there were, they came to buy fruit. Finally, a customer approached the window, and Han Feixu hurriedly shouted.

"Beauty! Look at our roast duck, it's just coming out of the oven!"

Nie Kaiyuan:? ? ? Did you say you want to shout in Shandong dialect?