I Woke up to Find I Have a Child

The reason for choosing this village in this place is also particular. The village is closed, there are few young people, and the level of economic development is not high. It is similar to the environment of the incident village in "The Barrier Lake". It will be narrated by the narrator, so I won’t mention it when shooting.

In fact, there are many such villages around Beijing. The reason for choosing here is that Jiang Lingyan’s research found that this village has the least young people, basically all the elderly and children. This age group has a great advantage, but it’s not. Will follow celebrities.

Jiang Lingyan brought the show crew over. Even if they knew that these people were actors, the villagers would not yell like city people. In their eyes, actors are just a profession. Although they look fresh, they are no big deal. of.

There was a table in front of the director group with eight envelopes that looked exactly the same. Nie Kaiyuan walked over first, Chi Qiu followed. Everyone took the envelopes on the table one by one, and the assistant director stopped them as soon as they were about to open them. ,"Wait a minute, the envelope will not be opened until there is no one."

No one can take it apart. Is the stuff in it shameless?

...

Han Feixu squeezed the envelope in his hand. It was very thin, and there should only be a piece of paper inside.

The eight envelopes are all placed on the table, and there is no order for whoever takes them first. If Jiang Lingyan wants to "take care" of her in the envelope, the possibility is too low. It seems that she is going to cheat her when the role is assigned.

Han Feixu’s current mentality is Damocles mentality. There is an invisible sword hanging from her head. At first, she was flustered and didn’t know when the sword would fall. Now she is very anxious, she hopes this one The sword will drop quickly, don't torture people anymore ==

The three judges came from a distance. They were all famous actresses and queens. Ye Mingxin was the youngest and Duan Weiyang was the oldest. The three came over, the contestants clapped one after another, and Zhang Hao and Chi Qiu also whistled a few times.

Yuan Jize is introverted and only smiles and nods to everyone. Ye Mingxin is similar to him, but her smile is even brighter. Duan Weiyang is the most unassuming one. She walked up to the players and shook hands with them one by one happily. Oops, hello, hello, ah, ah, you, ah, yeah, I met again hahahaha, what a coincidence hahahaha..."

Everyone greeted each other, and the deputy director continued to talk about the rules.

"The roles played by the contestants are arranged by the three judges. The rehearsal time is 24 hours, starting at 1 o’clock this afternoon and ending at 1 o’clock tomorrow afternoon. When the rehearsal is over, everyone will be in the position where we stand now. A temporary stage for a benefit performance for the young and old folks in Liujiazhuang."

"At the same time, the jury will give scores to the players, combined with the results of the previous competition, the male and female of the eight players with the lowest score will unfortunately be eliminated. Please note that the judges have only one point of scoring standard, that is, the role. Shaping success."

"Okay, let the three judges and teachers assign roles to each player."

Among the three judges, Duan Weiyang was the oldest senior. Ye Mingxin and Yuan Jize didn't speak, so they waited for Duan Weiyang to make arrangements.

Although Duan Weiyang is old, she still has the charm. She smiled and watched all the players. "Before I came here, I already knew about the players. Since I'm here to arrange the first one, I will arrange an acquaintance. Right."

"Qi Qing, we have worked with "Miemeng Biography" before. I know more about him. I think he is very suitable for Zhou Chong's role. Regardless of his appearance or personality, he should play this role."

Qi Qing bowed to Duan Weiyang and thanked Duan Weiyang. The next person who spoke was Yuan Jize, "Then I will make arrangements for acquaintances. With so many people, I know Zhang Hao the best. As we all know, we are good friends. I will not cheat you. , Zhang Hao, Lu Gui, come and act."

Zhang Hao didn't remember who Lu Gui was. He asked Nie Kaiyuan next to him, "Is Lu Gui the young hero who led the workers to resist?"

Nie Kaiyuan: "No, it's the middle-aged scumbag who is greasy and wicked and always steals money for gambling."

Zhang Hao: "..."

Next is Ye Mingxin. Han Feixu feels relieved. Everyone arranges acquaintances first. The one who knows Ye Mingxin most here must be her, and Ye Mingxin cannot pit her.

Ye Mingxin's lips curled up, and as soon as she was about to open her mouth, she heard Jiang Lingyan cough not far away. She paused, "We will arrange acquaintances first, but most of the people here and I are familiar with each other. The way to do this is to arrange for someone who is not familiar. I don’t know the character. Anyway, everyone is an actor, and the character can be performed. If you just look at the appearance, I think Han Yi people can play Zhou Fanyi. You are all beautiful. All have that fiery temperament."

Han Feixu looked at her pitifully, but Ye Mingxin was helpless. Jiang Lingyan specifically found her and warned her not to intervene in the game, otherwise she would go to Han Feixu and shake off all her previous black history.

Between his perfect image and Han Feixu's reverse role, Ye Mingxin resolutely chose the former.

Besides, she also wanted to see what Han Feixu looked like playing a man.

There are eight important roles in the thunderstorm, five males and three females. There is bound to be an actress who wants to reverse the series. If it is a serious thunderstorm drama, Chi Qiu reverses the most suitable, but this is not a serious thunderstorm, but a sand sculpture planned by Jiang Lingyan. In the version of Leiyu, handing over the role of anti-stringing to Han Feixu is the best.

Next, the three judges, like sitting in rows and dividing the fruit, divided the roles in a very harmonious way. Zhang Tonghui was the darkest, the worker Lu Dahai and Nie Kaiyuan had the temperament of an old social capitalist, so they went to play. The eldest parent Zhou Puyuan, Luers looked at Young Sunshine, the role of Sifeng was handed over to her, and Chi Qiu was assigned to play Lu Shiping, a hard-failed woman.

Everyone had their place. Han Feixu silently smacked the name "Zhou Ping". It sounded familiar to her. She couldn't remember who it was. Is it Zhou Chong's sister?

...

"Thunderstorm" is an excerpt from the compulsory 4 of high school Chinese. It is usually the second semester of the second year of high school. It stands to reason that Han Feixu should have just learned this text. However, she is not in class and the textbook is posted, so she will read it in general. Then she threw it aside, and when she was in the last class, she followed the teacher's review ideas for a second time.

Han Feixu’s memory stayed on the day of the Youth Day, and the teacher hadn’t started reviewing this text. She only remembered that she had read the text of Leiyu and had an impression, but she couldn’t remember any of the details.

The last person who arranged the role for her was Yuan Jize. When she knew she was going to act in reverse, everyone looked at her with excitement and imagined Han Feixu dressed up as a man. Seeing that everyone’s expressions were not right, Han Fei Xu also realized that she might have missed something, so she quietly asked the Han Yi person closest to her, "Who is Zhou Ping?"

Han Yiren glanced at her strangely, and it seemed strange that she didn't know who Zhou Ping was. After all, anyone who had been in the acting department would be tested in thunderstorm drama.

"Zhou Ping is the eldest young master of the Zhou family," after a pause, Han Yiren added, "Is the second scumbag of the Zhou family."

...

Damn it.

It’s not easy to memorize all the lines within a day. Although most people have rehearsed thunderstorms, at that time they were not playing the role they are now, and the lines had to be memorized again, and they still had the legend in their hands. The "extremely distinctive" role characteristics, no matter what kind of role has just been assigned, it must be played with this characteristic.

The deputy director asked everyone to bring their luggage to the houses to set up things first. When they arrived, they could open the envelopes, then rest for a while, read the script, eat and eat, wait until 1 o'clock in the afternoon, and then gather and rehearse together.

The village is very small, and there are fewer people who can live in. All young and middle-aged people go out to work. No one wants to stay to farm. Most of the people who still live are left-behind children and elderly people. Middle-aged village women are already rare.

It took a lot of effort for the program team to find four private houses that can be rented out and filmed. According to the personal results of the previous period, men and women are separated and the two live together. The better the results, the better the place to live.

Therefore, Han Feixu and Han Yiren were assigned to the best second-floor small bungalow.

I heard that this is still a couple’s wedding room. The couple went to work as soon as they got married. When it’s free here, it happens to be rented to the show crew.

When they saw the small bungalow, everyone made a sound of admiration, and then they didn't know who started it, and the sound of admiration turned into a weird sound.

Every variety show must have a cp group, and the speculation of cp can greatly increase the ratings, but the Han Yiren and Qi Qing cp last week, now they are replaced by Han Feixu, which seems not very good.

Jiang Lingyan was always watching not far away. She was thinking about cutting off this section when she went back. She saw Fa Xiao walked to her side. She lowered her voice and listened a little darkly, "Did you deliberately?"

Jiang Lingyan sighed, Ye Mingxin was not good anywhere, especially the problem of eating vinegar, the worst.

...

"It has nothing to do with me. Before the first filming started, I had arranged for someone to fix it here. There is no chance of controlling points for my show. Whoever gets the first is their own ability."

Han Feixu and Han Yiren first walked into the residence and put down their suitcases. The first thing they did was read the contents of the envelopes, opened their envelopes, and looked at the words on the cards. They both were taken aback, and then looked up. , Look at each other.

Han Feixu: "What did you write?"

Han Yiren took the card, she didn't understand, "What does this... mean?"

Han Feixu didn't understand, "I mean your character likes this kind of thing."

"What about yours, what is written on your card?"

Han Feixu turned the card over and showed it to Han Yiren. Han Yiren stretched his head and took a look, raised his hand to cover his mouth, "Puff."

Han Feixu: "..."

She wondered if Jiang Lingyan could do some witchcraft, or how she could draw such a card in a completely transparent and irregular drawing! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

If they can’t accept it, they have to accept this fact. They set off at 8 o’clock in the morning. By this time, at 10:30, the assistant director gave a speech for a long time. It has been more than 11 o’clock until now. Han Feixu touched his stomach. "I'm a little hungry."

Just like Xinyou Lingxi, she just said that she was hungry, and the host's aunt came and told them to eat.

The aunt was very enthusiastic. She spoke Hejian dialect and asked them what their names were. After listening to them, the aunt said: "So, are you sisters?"

The sisters mean sisters here, Han Feixu smiled and shook his head, "No, we are not sisters."

The aunt was surprised, "Ah, I think you look alike."

The aunt is right, Han Feixu and Han Yiren are indeed a bit similar. Han Feixu has three-dimensional features, exquisite looks, deep eyebrows, and a posture of a foreign beauty. Han Yiren is not as obvious as hers. Her eyes are very dark and her chin is sharp Sharp, cool and mysterious when he doesn't talk or smile. If you want to say it, I can't tell where they look like, but if you ask them if they look like them, everyone will nod their heads. They really look alike.

Han Feixu and Han Yiren looked at each other and smiled, Han Feixu raised an eyebrow, "Han, are you my sister?"

The Han and Yi people also went on the road, making a look that is not easy to provoke, "The surname is Han, when did you become my sister?"

The cold look remained for less than two seconds, and the two of them couldn't help laughing together. The photographer who followed them looked at them and couldn't hold back, revealing a very wretched aunt.

...

I said it was a time for everyone to rest, but in fact, no one had a rest. Everyone was reading the script and memorizing their own lines, and at the same time trying to figure out how to incorporate the characteristics into the characters.

Everyone came out at half past twelve. The meeting place was in the empty hall of the village committee. It was at noon. If you were rehearsing outside, within half an hour, one of the eight people would have to faint. Although it was not so hot in the auditorium, there was still no air conditioner. Jiang Lingyan asked someone to pull a vertical air conditioner over, but he couldn't take care of everyone. Once he went farther, he would still sweat.

The judges were sitting on three temporary outdoor chairs. In addition to commenting, they also acted as mentors. What's wrong with the players, they have to help guide them. But they don’t have a long guide time, just an hour, and after an hour they can go back to the hotel to blow on the air conditioner, and the poor players will still struggle here.

Eight players gathered together, everyone looked at each other, but no one spoke.

Duan Weiyang had never been to a variety show before. She didn't know Jiang Lingyan's style, so she asked Ye Mingxin innocently, "Why do they look so sad?"

Ye Mingxin: "Maybe, it was infected by the tragic fate of the character."

Yuan Jize: "..." After a long time no see, Ye Mingxin's ability to talk nonsense has improved.

Zhang Hao first said, "Do you need to report on their respective characteristics."

Qi Qing: "I don't think it's necessary, just play it like this."

Everyone has memorized part of the lines, so let's start with the first act.

The original script started ten years later, and Zhou’s residence had been converted into a Christian hospital. The part that needed many other characters was cut off. The script they got was the sultry morning ten years ago. .

The first characters to appear are Sifeng and Lu Gui. Lu Gui is Sifeng's father. He is about to ask her for money. Everyone changes their clothes. Zhang Hao and Luersi stand in the middle.

Zhang Hao gasped for two breaths, and then began to read his lines, "Sifeng! Si...Wait, Sifeng classmate, can you open your eyes?"

Luersi stood with nothing in her hand. She pretended that she had something in her hand. She was closing her eyes to filter the medicine. Hearing what Zhang Hao said, she turned her head and opened her eyes, "No, my characteristic is Blind, when I really go on stage, I will tie my eyes to the performance, and then I will not see anything. Now I have to practice."

In the beginning, Sifeng and Lu Gui played the most roles. Han Feixu was watching. She watched for a long time and wondered: "Why don't I see the characteristics of Zhang Hao."

Let alone her, no one else can tell. Qi Qing and Zhang Hao live together. Only he knows the characteristics of Zhang Hao. "Look if he keeps moving his hands and wants to reset things. That is his characteristic, obsessive-compulsive disorder. ."

Han Feixu looked at it carefully for a while. Indeed, every two words Zhang Hao said, he had to place the props. For fear that they were crooked, she turned her head and looked at Qi Qing with a smile, "He has good characteristics and is easy to act. ."

Qi Qing agreed with her very much. He lowered his head and said, "It's not."

Han Feixu looked at him strangely, and the dog beside him tickling himself with his hind paws, "Where did this dog come from? You brought it?"

Winding the dog leash to a similar length, Qi Qing raised his head blankly, "No, this is my prop."

"what?"

Qi Qing's voice was very bleak, "My characteristic is that of a dog lover, I always lead a dog wherever I go."

Han Feixu thought for a while, "Actually, it's okay. Zhou Chong is the second young master. It makes sense to like to raise a dog, and it's cute to play with the dog."

Qi Qingyou quietly said: "Really, then look at it."

He walked two steps forward, trying to pull the little dog that was assigned to him by the program group, which is said to be the gentlest and most spiritual in the village.

"Go, it's time to get on stage."

The little dog is just like sticking to the ground, still life and death. Just now, it was still tickling. Seeing that Qi Qing was about to bring himself to the stage, it immediately lowered its legs, paws firmly on the ground, and Qi Qing did not dare to exert too much effort. , One person and one dog struggled for a long time, and the meat on the neck of the little dog was squeezed onto his face, and he was determined not to stand up.

Really a good dog who sticks to principles.

...

Tired to death, Qi Qing walked back, looking at Han Feixu with a cold expression, "Did you see it?"

Han Feixu: "I saw it =="

The third person on stage is Zhang Tonghui. His voice is very magnetic. He is not charming when he recites Lu Dahai's lines. The sentence "I hate them" seems to hide emotions that have been suppressed for many years. Han Feixu was almost taken into the play by him, if he didn't always scratch his stomach.

A brawny man, scratching his arms and stomach at every turn, really makes people play, okay? Do you have lice on your body!

Hearing Zhang Hao's complaints, Zhang Tonghui put down his arms innocently, "But this is my characteristic. My characteristic is severe urticaria, so I have to keep scratching."

Zhang Hao: "..." Except for him, are there no other normal characteristics!

It seems, really gone.

Zhang Tonghui's acting is okay, but he always scratches himself. Duan Weiyang smiles low, and he can no longer laugh underneath. Ye Mingxin and Yuan Jize can bear it. It is hard to wait until Qi Qing pulls a very stubborn dog. On the field, when the dog turned around and dragged Qi Qing away, they couldn’t help it==

And this is just the beginning...

Everyone stumbled and stumbled on their backs, and there were more laughs than during rehearsals. When Han Yiren appeared in a red and green floral gown and panties, even the most unsmiling Zhang Tonghui could not play.

Have you seen Zhou Fanyi dressed up as a rural woman in Changbai Mountain? If you haven't seen it, now you see it.

Qi Qing took the dog and looked at the red and green Korean and Iraqi people sitting next to him. For a long time, he screamed dryly: "Mom."

Han Yiren: "...Hey."

When Qi Qing and Han Yiren spoke to each other, Han Feixu was preparing below, and it was time for her to take the stage. She glanced at the note with a gloomy look and felt that she was about to become a comedian.

After reading the note, she glanced at Ye Mingxin subconsciously. By coincidence, Ye Mingxin was also looking at her. She smiled at Han Feixu, but Han Feixu turned her head in disintegration, almost crying.

Ye Mingxin: "..." Isn't it just a glance at each other, as for?

It's been almost half an hour now, and Chi Qiu will have to wait for a while before she appears. She flipped through the script and said, "It's up to you next."

"Ok, I know."

Chi Qiu looked at her curiously, "What are your characteristics?"

Han Feixu had already put on the wig, she was silent, "You will know it right away."

Han Yiren's acting skills are very good. Although she and Qi Qing are very hot-eyed, she and Qi Qing will soon be better off. Soon, it should be the place where Han Feixu will play.

Han Feixu put on the navy blue silk robe given by the crew and came to Qi Qing.

Qi Qing looked up and called to her, "Brother."

Han Feixu is tall and tall, wearing a silk shirt from the Republic of China period. His eyes are blurred and hollow, which is very close to the description of the "beautiful void" in the script. After seeing Han Feixu's long hair fluttering, she suddenly **** all her hair, revealing her beautiful and tight neckline. Everyone was bright and started to look forward to her performance.

According to the script, Han Feixu yawned first, and then nodded: "You, you, you, you are here!"

Qi Qing: "..." Oh Huo.

Han Yi people have long known that Han Feixu's characteristic is stuttering, but when she heard it, she still wanted to laugh. She blocked her mouth and held back her smile, then raised her head and looked at her: "Ping!"

Han Feixu: "Oh? You, you, you are here, here!"

Han Yiren’s voice has changed, and she can’t help but smile. In this case, it’s good for her to remember what the lines are, "I just came downstairs."

Han Feixu was very helpless when everyone tried their best to endure but couldn't help the small laughter. She continued: "Father, father, no, no, no, no, go out, right?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

A burst of laughter broke out, Han Feixu was taken aback. She turned her head and saw Duan Weiyang clutching her stomach and raising her laughing legs. Originally, the two judges beside her were also laughing, but after she laughed for three minutes When they didn’t stop, they stopped laughing, they were a little worried ==

Yuan Jize tangled Duan Weiyang on the shoulder, "Duan Weiyang?"

Originally Duan Weiyang’s laughter was reduced in amplitude and voice, and it looked like it was about to recover, but Yuan Jize shot it like this, as if a switch on her body was turned on, and she burst into laughter again, laughing. Smiling, he also hiccuped. Just after lunch, Duan Weiyang felt that the lunch was going up, so she quickly covered her mouth and ran to the village committee toilet.

Han Feixu:...

It turns out that this statement is true when laughing to vomit ==