I won the Shenhao Jackpot
Chapter 124
“You’re going to make me embarrassed?” Sun Li snorted disdainfully, and despised Shen Hao to the extreme. “I would like to see how you want me to be embarrassed by such poor acid.” I almost laughed! ”
“Forget it, Shen Hao, don’t entangle with her~~ She always finds opportunities to step on me, realistic and spicy, I’m used to it.” Zou Mengran persuaded.
To say that people love to watch lively.
In addition, Zou Mengran and Sun Li are also big beauties with good looks, and now, the two beauties fight and scold, and soon attracted a lot of melon-eating people.
Sun Li’s eyes swept around proudly, and her heart was even more stunned.
‘Zou Mengran! You slut! Today, I want you to be disgraced in public! No face! Hmph, why do you look more beautiful than me as a poor girl! ’
“However, you and your boyfriend are not jealous of me, so you want to pour dirty water on me, right? Since the words have been spoken, then I really want to see what you can make me embarrassed! Sun Li screamed unrelentingly.
Shen Hao carefully looked at the jade bracelet that Zhang Li was wearing on her wrist, and then observed her complexion, as well as a piece of ointment on her left knee, combed his thoughts slightly, and was even more sure in his heart.
“Okay, since you’re going to bring your face over and let me beat, I can’t stop you if I don’t hit!” Shen Hao rolled his sleeves.
At the same time, a task was written on an ad hoc basis –
“Ding task generation task content – the host hits the green tea in the face to make her embarrassed the reward – the system is analyzing the difficulty of the task, and the prize will be settled later”
Hehe, not bad, you can write any task, and you can get a prize if you complete it.
It’s so cool!
“Ahem~~ This jade bracelet of yours was given to you by your boyfriend, right?” Shen Hao’s eyes narrowed slightly.
“yes. Hetian jade’s, tens of thousands of yuan. Sun Li began to show off again, “Oh, I see, you must say that this bracelet is fake, right?” Giggle~~ This is really an old routine. However, I’m sorry, I went to the largest jewelry store in Yanshi to do an appraisal, and it was real Hetian jade. ”
At this time, an old man next to him who was watching the excitement, dressed very elegantly, just smiled. “Young man, I am the chief appraiser of the auspicious jewelry store, the girl’s bracelet, the jade color is warm and lustrous, the jade quality is meticulous and delicate, the flower carving craftsmanship is exquisite, and it is a real thing at a glance. I’ve been in this business for decades, and I know by feeling that I can’t fake it. ”
Saying this, the melon-eating masses laughed.
“How? Do you still want me to embarrass myself? Shame on you? Sun Li scoffed.
“I didn’t say your bracelet was fake.” Shen Hao shook his head. “The bracelet may be real. Broken, though. ”
Well? Broken?
“Yes.” The appraiser explained in his presence. “This jade bracelet was cracked, and later the repair method of gold inlaid jade was used, and some patterns were carved into the fracture. Although jadeite is hard, it does not mean that it is not afraid of falling, and the brittleness of jade is easy to make the jade bracelet break when it falls. But well, the manual technique of this bracelet repair is not bad. ”
The melon-eating masses saw that there were really a few gold inlaid jade on the jade bracelet.
“That’s it?” Sun Li did not deny it. “I thought you could name any flowers! Yes, my dear people are more careless, so when the bracelet was first bought, it fell to the ground and broke. But tens of thousands of dollars of things, can’t you throw them away? He is not distressed, I am distressed! Fix it, it’s even more beautiful and more pleasing to me! ”
“Poor acid, it’s not me who said you, even if it’s a broken bracelet, you can’t afford it!” Sun Li screamed at him. “What else do you have to say? I see you’re really here to be funny! ”
Shen Hao’s face was indifferent, and he had an air of not liking things or feeling sorry for himself. “I want to ask, did you see this jade bracelet break with your own eyes? Or maybe when your boyfriend gave it to you, it was broken and repaired? ”
“Huh?” Sun Li was stunned for a moment, and then said impatiently. “It’s endless! Okay, it doesn’t hurt to tell you, my dear family, after accidentally breaking the jade bracelet, I was afraid that I would be angry, so I quietly went to the jewelry store to repair it, and then gave it to me after it. He is really caring and always surprises me in daily life. ”
“That’s right!” Hearing this, Shen Hao’s eyes lit up. “It seems that my guess is inseparable.”
Suddenly, Shen Haoqifeng asked prominently. “Have you been unlucky lately? Nothing goes well? ”
The onlookers were stunned, and they couldn’t understand why one moment they were still discussing the jade bracelet, and the next moment they changed the topic and talked about luck – this guy’s thinking is very jumpy!
“Huh?” Being caught off guard by such a surprise question really smelled of surprise censorship, which made Sun Li at a loss.
But she reacted quickly.
Ask yourself, in the past few months, she is really unlucky.
Like what.
In the first two months, she and her boyfriend snapped, obviously in a safe period, and insisted that her boyfriend wear a condom, it stands to reason that there should be no accident. As a result, the next month’s menstrual holiday did not come, and I waited a few days to go to the hospital for examination – pregnant!
Her boyfriend didn’t want a child for the time being, coaxed her to have an abortion, made her badly injured, and has not recovered yet.
Another example.
Last week, she had fallen inexplicably, her knees were swollen, and she is still wearing ointment. You know, she walked on a flat road, and she didn’t wear heels, and she didn’t look down to play with her mobile phone when she walked, she really didn’t understand how she could fall for no reason.
It can only be said – people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth.
“It seems that I am not wrong.” Without waiting for Sun Li to answer, Shen Hao took the initiative to say. “Actually, as soon as I look at you, I know that you have not been going well recently. Although you wear heavy makeup, your complexion is really bad, as if you have had a serious illness, and your body is very weak. The foundation was thick and did not completely cover the dark circles. Also, you have ointment on your knees, you walk with a limp, it seems that you have fallen, and you have not fallen lightly…”
Listening to Shen Hao’s words, the melon-eating masses took a closer look.
And that’s true.
Whether a person’s complexion is good or not, whether his mental state is good or not, whether he is in a state of fatigue, a discerning person can see it at a glance.
“Enough! Shut up! Sun Li was angry, “Yes, yes, I have been unlucky recently, but who hasn’t been unlucky?” People live a lifetime, who dares to guarantee that they will always go smoothly? ”
“Young man, when heaven and earth are changing, people will have three declines and six prosperity, and luck will have ups and downs, which is also the harmony of yin and yang. In order to be competitive, you use this matter to make fun of this girl, shouldn’t it, hey~~ young age, this character…” The appraiser ran out to preside over justice again, and seemed to be very disdainful of Shen Hao, shaking his head repeatedly.
Shen Hao smiled again, and his mouth was like a river. “She’s unlucky for a reason. It should be caused by this jade bracelet. ”
Well?
Everyone was amazed.
Shen Hao continued. “China’s jade cultural heritage, that is long-standing, colorful. Therefore, according to old traditions, jade has the effect of protecting the body from evil, and wearing jade for enough time will produce spirituality and help the owner ward off disasters. If one day, it is found that the jade is suddenly broken and cracked, it means that it has blocked a catastrophe for the owner. ”
All of this knowledge comes from [Ghost Miscellaneous], and the more Shen Hao says, the more confident he is, “Many people will pick up some strange things on the road. Such as Buddha beads, dog teeth, jade and so on. These things are things that ward off evil. The reason why their owners threw them away is because they have already taken the place of their masters to ward off calamities, have played the role of warding off evil spirits, and completed the mission of ensuring safety. However, disaster and bad luck were left on the object, and the owner had to throw it away. Well, these things, we can’t pick them up casually. Once you pick it up for your own use, you will definitely be unlucky! Or evil spirits, or broken wealth, or sick! After a long time, it will provoke some dirty things…”
Zou Mengran quietly looked at Shen Hao pretending, at this moment, she felt that Shen Hao was really focused, so confident, and radiant!
Talking and laughing, the trees are in ashes!
How handsome!
And Shen Hao said this, everyone understood.
An aunt holding a child blurted out, “Young man, do you mean that this jade bracelet was picked up by the girl’s boyfriend on the side of the road?” Because the jade bracelet has blocked the disaster for the original owner, so it is cracked, and after the girl’s boyfriend took it to repair it, he lied to her that he accidentally broke it after buying it, and then gave it to her? ”
“You, you, you fart! Blood spouts people! Shit! You useless poor acid! Litter! Sun Li’s face was blue and purple, trembling with anger, and her expression was as snarky as her stepmother, and she cursed at Shen Hao.
But!
There was still a hint of doubt in her eyes.
When her boyfriend gave her the jade bracelet, she asked about the invoice, but her boyfriend said that she accidentally dropped it.
Moreover, this jade bracelet does not have a packaging box.
But now, she can only die with a hard mouth and hold on to the end, “These are just your inferences!” Demon words confuse the public! Can’t get dry goods at all! ”
The appraiser pondered. “Young man, these statements are also too superstitious. Although there is a little truth, it cannot be believed. Perhaps, it’s just a coincidence, the girl just happened to be unlucky during this time. Can’t let this jade bracelet back the pot! ”
“Hahahaha~~ I know that empty mouth white teeth, you will not be convinced. Okay, now, I’m going to do a public experiment to prove that everything I say is true and not made up out of thin air. “Shen Hao raised his hands calmly and confidently.” You’re ready to be punched in the face by me! ”
“You, how do you want to prove it?” Sun Li looked at it with some trepidation.
The appraiser encouraged. “Little girl, don’t be afraid of him. His theories of rhetoric are nothing more than feudal superstitions, which are simply untenable! What era is it now? Let’s believe in science! ”
The onlookers who ate melons were also monkeys who were not afraid of many people, and they were not afraid of the excitement, and they were all booing.
Sun Li thought about it, and finally gritted her teeth, and roared viciously at Shen Hao. “Okay! You prove it! This girl is not afraid of you! If you can’t get dry goods, this girl will tear up this smelly mouth of yours! ”
“Hey~~” Shen Hao smiled and said calmly. “Very simple, generally speaking, to see if a person is plagued by bad luck, then burn some paper. If, no matter what direction the wind blows smoke in the direction where the person is, it is enough to prove that he is weak in body and bones, unlucky and prone to provoking dirty things. So—”
“Now we have to find some flammables.” Shen Haodong looked at the west.
The melon-eating masses were very cooperative.
Soon, a middle-aged man volunteered to scrape out a large stack of waste paper from a nearby trash can and hand it to Shen Hao.
Shen Hao took the paper and felt out the lighter.
“Shen Hao, is it okay?” Zou Mengran looked at it doubtfully.
“It should work.” Shen Hao was calm.
“Flicker, continue to flicker.” The appraiser looked at him coldly, and his eyes were full of contempt.
Shen Hao observed the direction of the wind, then looked at Sun Li’s standing posture and said with a smile. “Now it’s a southwest wind, and the cooking smoke should drift in the opposite direction where the wind blows, that is, the smoke has to drift northeast.”
This is a very simple truth, and many people understand it.
“Yes.” The appraiser said with a smile. “This girl is standing in the northwest, I don’t believe that the smoke will really drift towards her!” Girl, you stand still, he will show his stuffing immediately! ”
“Then wait and see.” Without saying a word, Shen Hao lit the waste paper in his hand.
Flames burst out and smoke billowed out.
The smoke is blown by the wind –
Well???
Unexpectedly, he was really impartial and floated towards Sun Li!
This is completely contrary to the principles of nature!
“Impossible! The wind is not in the right direction! Impossible! This… This… This is a moth! The appraiser was stunned, feeling that his three views had been subverted.
Sun Li stood there even more stupidly, the thick smoke splitting her head and covering her face so that she couldn’t open her eyes.
“Nope! Deceptive! It’s all a trick! In the next second, Sun Li screamed viciously as if she had seen a ghost, and she ran away quickly.
Shen Hao steadily held the burning waste paper and did not move.
Something weird happened!
The white smoke, like a tarsal maggot, chased Sun Lichai.
No matter what direction Sun Li ran, the smoke would drift straight towards her, not even turning a corner.
“Huh, feudal superstition?” Shen Hao looked at the stupid appraiser with a sarcastic face. “There are some things, you can not believe, but it is better to be in awe, otherwise, one day, you will get into trouble.”
“This… This…” The appraiser’s face was hot, as if he had been slapped hard.
“Okay, don’t run. Now, you can try it, take off the jade bracelet and set it aside. Shen Hao reminded Sun Li.
Sun Li hurriedly removed the jade bracelet on her wrist, bent down and put it on the ground, and then fled like a snake and scorpion.
It is very strange that after taking off the jade bracelet, the smoke no longer entangled Sun Li, but——
The jade bracelets on the ground swarmed away.
Sun Li breathed a sigh of relief.
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