I Won’t Get Drunk With My Nemesis Again

Late at night, the bright moon hangs high.

In the silent alley, the extinguished street lamp pulled out a long shadow in the moonlight, but the shadow grew longer and longer and became a little mysterious.

In the residential building next door, the mother was sleepily patting the baby crying late at night and coaxing the child who could fall asleep fast, but she cried for some reason tonight.

The mother was a little worried, and suddenly remembered the nursery rhymes that her mother had read, and subconsciously murmured:

“the emperor, the emperor of the earth, I have a man who cries at night. The gentleman of the past read it three times and slept till dawn.”

Just after she had finished reading a word, the long shadow of the street lamp outside the window suddenly stood up and ran at her and the baby in her arms like a python locked on its prey.

“go.”

A clear sound sounded coldly in the alley.

The next moment, the rune paper containing unfathomable spiritual power broke through the sky and pierced the ghosts in the air. The ghost was quickly annihilated in the golden light produced by the rune paper before it could even make a scream.

The baby, who was still crying, suddenly stopped, sucked his thumb and fell asleep in the arms of his mother.

In the alley, a thin figure paced, the pale pure white light could not suppress the beautiful eyebrows and eyes, and a red mole at the end of the eye was even more eye-catching.

Jiang Zhao carelessly sent a message in the Tianshi group:

“the baby eaters in the east of the city have been extinguished.”

Countless messages were immediately brushed up in the group:

[logistics Department Tiger: You are worthy of being a young master! ! Young master, cheers! ! ].

[Ms. Qin: Ah, I chased the ghost for a week, and I cut off my hair because of you! Are you human?! ].

[logistics Department Tiger: is the young master not hurt? Did you drink the Chinese wolfberry water I soaked you before? ].

[Tang Yandong: yes, come and get the reward for this order for your teacher tomorrow. ].

…….

Jiang Zhao returned, took a bath first, wiped his hair and casually sent a meme to the group, and replied to Tang Yandong in private.

After quitting the chat software, he habitually opened the Heavenly Master Forum. All of a sudden, the posts on the front page were talking about his elimination of baby eaters.

Jiang Zhao is not surprised. The Heavenly Master of each school has unique traces of magic, and his spiritual power is unique gold, which is too easy to recognize. However, as a famous young master in the metaphysical world, there are so many things that have been discussed since childhood that he has long had a self-shielding system that directly ignores all the posts discussing himself and only looks for something interesting in the forum.

The Heavenly Master Forum is a well-known network communication platform in the world of Heavenly Masters, where they often discuss all kinds of metaphysical events, difficult ghosts, drawing experience, love and emotional gossip, and so on. And many heavenly masters will specially post some strange places they have encountered, waiting for some heavenly masters to explore and solve them.

Jiang Zhao is looking for this kind of post, but it is a pity that he can’t find anything new after browsing it for more than half an hour tonight, so he can only, unfortunately, prepare to put down his phone and go to bed.

Just a second before he was about to quit the forum, an anonymous post came out:

“the gossip is coming quickly, and it seems that the mystery of the early death of the world has emerged! It’s on a par with young master Jiang! ”

Jiang Zhao gave a look.

He admitted that he was attracted by the title party. after all, he had not seen anyone comparable to him for a long time.

With a certain desire to win, he clicked on the post. The story is not long, but it is very bloodshot. It is said that when an illegitimate son of Huo was recognized, he showed a very high talent for metaphysics, but later he almost subverted the whole clan on his own, and was removed by his elders. In the end, instead of being crazy, he became a frightening ghost.

And someone in the capital somewhere in the mountains, saw a bloody “Huo” word, coincidentally, it is near the Huo family’s site.

Jiang Zhao was immediately interested. The villain who lived was he still an immortal like him? The “ferocious ghosts” he once wiped out are no more than hundreds of evil spirits. How horrible are ghosts of this level?

Jiang Zhao’s sword, which was collected on the sword rack, gave a “buzzing” sound, as if were trembling with excitement.

But the post was deleted the next second. Huo had administrative authority in the Heavenly Master Forum. Jiang Zhao threw his mobile phone aside and decided to go to the top of the mountain tomorrow when he woke up.

Meanwhile.

In a distant and shady place, the handsome devil slowly opened his eyes, and his amber eyes seemed to have accumulated a layer of frost and snow.

He raised the corners of his lips, showed an unwarm smile, looked at the “deleted” post interface on the phone screen, and tapped it with his fingertips.

“This group of unworthy descendants. Are you ready to celebrate the 3,000th anniversary of my death? ”

Beside him, a young man dressed in high school clothes was about to stop.

Xiao Siye glanced at him: “just let me know.”

Xiao Nian: “Brother, tell the truth.”

Xiao Nian: “I only have a few hours to play games every day. You see it’s past 12:00. Why don’t you turn your phone on for me first.”

Xiao Siye: “go to bed. I’ve been playing for you for the last few hours.”

Xiao Nian: “……”

Xiao Siye looked at the back of his brother’s tenth reincarnation, and his deep and remote eyes let out a trace of disappointment.

The tenth.

When this time is over, he can put an end to his obsession and disappear from the world.

…….

The next evening.

Under the setting sun, Jiang Zhao carried his sword behind him, with a long-prepared spell on his waist, and set off for the hill next to Huo family’s site.

Most of their business starts at night and moves with ghosts. Most ghosts are still active at night, and only a few ghosts appear during the day.

Jiang Zhao has long been accustomed to sleeping during the day and going out at night, but he is full of energy in the middle of the night. Instead of calling a taxi, he took a Didi to the suburbs. Along the way, he turned his neck 180 degrees and looked at the driver who smiled at him and wrung his head off and beat him. After the beating, the decapitated driver covered the head that he finally got back, and obediently sent him to the suburbs in tears and blood.

Of course, he didn’t ask for money.

Jiang Zhao had free labor, and when he got out of the car, he threatened the ghost to park his car at the bottom of the hill and wait for him. If he dared to sneak away, be careful that he would rip off the decapitated ghost’s head and kick it as a ball.

This does not seem to be a joke, after all, the really twisted, decapitated ghost can only continue to shed tears in a grievance.

This mountain is similar to other mountains in the suburbs, with dense forests, because next to it is the top of Huohu, which has not been developed, the natural ecology is well preserved, and it is said that there are wild animals in it.

But Jiang Zhao walked halfway up the mountain and didn’t see a single bird.

This shows that there must be something in the mountain that makes the beasts much more sensitive than human beings pick up their tails and dare not move.

Jiang Zhao was more convinced that there was definitely a fierce ghost in the mountain.

He felt that the long sword behind him was slightly hot, and he was excited about the urgent need to kill demons.

When Jiang Zhao came to the top of the mountain, he suddenly heard a burst of laughter:

“Bride, beauty, beauty, looking for a good day, getting on the sedan chair.”

As the moonlight poured down, Jiang Zhao saw a team of weddings beating gongs and drums on the mountain path.

Jiang Zhao was suddenly a little disappointed-is it possible that on the top of the mountain, there are only married ghosts who are only paying homage to the church?

Many ghosts gather, naturally can also scare the animals.

But killing a moral demon is obviously different from killing a group of vicious ghosts. Jiang Zhao was disappointed and had some impulse to turn around and walk down the mountain.

He did not feel the smell of strange flesh and blood, which means that these ghosts have not hurt anyone. If it doesn’t hurt people, it doesn’t have to be eradicated, not to mention that on the big day, he goes up to destroy the door and grab bamboo shoots.

However, as soon as Jiang Zhao turned around, the long sword behind him was suddenly surprisingly hot!

“the distinguished guest has come a long way and is leaving without even having a cup of wedding wine.”

An ethereal low smile came from behind, like thousands of miles away, as if close to the ear.

As soon as Jiang Zhao’s eyes lit up, the long sword was about to be unsheathed immediately.

“Shh.”

The other side whispered, “if you disturb the ghosts at the top of the mountain, it will be difficult for you to leave.”

Jiang Zhao kept a calm face and said nothing.

The ghosts are indeed telling the truth, such as if their fight disturbed the ghosts at the wedding banquet he, the only human being, is bound to be besieged by ghosts.

Although it is not impossible to solve, after all, there are too many ghosts, it is too troublesome to kill.

When the sword returned to the scabbard, Jiang Zhao almost confirmed that behind him was a fierce ghost he was looking for.

But unexpectedly, the blood on the other side is very faint, not like the venomous snakes and beasts that kill people that make you scared.

But he’s still a murderous demon.

Jiang Zhao turned directly and caught his amber eyes.

“who are you?”

The devil smiled softly.

“the ancestor of Huo, Xiao Siye.”

Jiang Zhao: “.”

He does remember saying in a post that the illegitimate son of Huo, who was killed, was the Huo’s ancestor, but he did not expect that the demon really admitted his identity.

“We have come thousands of miles to meet each other,” Xiao Siye made a “please” gesture to the wedding banquet at the top of the mountain. “Why don’t we have dinner together?”

Jiang Zhao: “…”

He looked at the smiling demon with a straight face and stepped forward.

It was the first time that he had met a demon who invited him to join him in a wedding party.

Although the evil spirit deserves to be punished, the character of this ghost is somewhat interesting. Jiang Zhao has the patience to deal with him and wants to see what happened to this evil ghost, which can be on a par with his immortal heaven, and even become Huo Fu’s fear.

The top of the mountain is full of ghosts, and the wedding banquet is very lively.

But as long as you pay a little attention, you will find that all the tables, chairs, benches, dishes and tableware are all pasted with paper.

Jiang Zhao took a cup of wedding wine from the pale paper man and put it aside with a cold face, only to see that the evil spirits next to him had begun to chat with other ghosts at the same table.

Jiang Zhao pasted a disguise full of ghosts on his body, which looked like a newly dead unlucky guy, but he still had the unique majesty of the Heavenly Master in both expression and movement, so that other ghosts dared not talk to him. They can only quietly look at his beautiful face to satisfy their craving.

In the middle of the wedding, the bride and groom suddenly came to their table in the distance.

“We are very grateful for coming to our wedding banquet,” the ghost bride giggled with blood-red lips. “here is a special toast to you.”

The ghosts on the table raised their glasses one after another, and Jiang Zhao suddenly realized that something was wrong-although the cup was made of paper, it was filled with real wine, wine made by ghosts, and people could drink it.

But no one can guarantee what will happen after drinking.

Jiang Zhao looked at the clear and strange wine in the cup, and felt that a smile-like line of sight fell on him.

His face was slightly cold.

As soon as he looked up, he did it directly.

He has a special anti-alcoholic spell, and the root of ordinary imps can not hurt his Yin physique, which can be resolved with a little psychic power.

When he put down his glass, he found the whole table full of ghosts looking at him in surprise.

The bride also covered her cherry mouth: “this distinguished guest is really good at drinking. ”

Jiang Zhao: “.?”

As soon as the bride and bridegroom left, the water ghost sitting next to Jiang Zhao seemed unbearable and shy and quietly told him, “this wine can help you…. Is there a girl you like? ”

As he said that, he stroked her beautiful hair shyly.

Jiang Zhao: “……”

Oh, fuck.

Who says there is no magic spell on the heavenly master. He doesn’t have a spell that can break the effect of Viagra!

A sudden dryness came from his chest, and he sprang to his feet and hurried away under the sympathetic or sarcastic gaze of the ghosts.

Until he came to the hillside, Jiang Zhao suddenly held on to the tree trunk.

“come out.”

He said coldly.

Xiao Siye came out from behind a tree and picked his eyebrows: “it’s hard?”

Jiang Zhao raised his hand and pressed the sword behind him: “Why don’t you try?”

But Xiao Siye raised his hands and said, “come on, I didn’t think there would be anything in the wine either.”

Jiang Zhao stared at him as if he could breathe fire, and obviously didn’t believe it at all.

Xiao Siye suddenly raised his hand and unbuttoned his neckline.

Jiang Zhao: “?”

However, the evil spirits with picturesque eyebrows in front of them showed a simple and harmless smile, and the jade-white skin showed a provocative Adam’s apple and collarbone. The strong attraction generated by him seemed to be some fascinating ghosts described in a books: ” Shall I help the heavenly master to relieve the drink? ”

Shizun: OMG its a lil bit about cultivation and shits and I’m weak in translating this stuff because of terms and etc. Just correct me if you see an odd term.