I, Zhongli, Wander the World

Osamu Dazai did not expect that the operator left by Sakurachi Fudi was such a... delicate person.

From the first meeting, he said solemnly, "If you are a hunting dog, you need to strengthen your training", and then he was easily attracted by the wild dogs fighting on the roadside during the speech. Under the meticulous appearance of the military and police, it is completely random and unreliable.

Dazai Osamu even suspected for a time that there were bulls and horses inside the enemy.

But fortunately, the Suehiro iron intestines military police quickly proved with practical actions that he is not as unreliable as usual in doing things. The formally trained hounds have good tracking ability and overall planning ability. , he took over part of the intelligence network that originally belonged to the special ability spy department based on intelligence screening, and followed this network to find a consolidated list of organizations that had recently had an accident.

"Analysis of the time and distance from the appearance of the fog...and the locations of the accident...plus the changes in logistics..." The young military police were seriously analyzing, and Osamu Dazai leaned over to look carefully at the rules and regulations, and suddenly found the list of the organizations involved in the accident. There is an organization belonging to the wild picking chrysanthemum.

Ah, how miserable.

Thinking so without sympathy, Osamu Dazai moved his gaze to the young man's face again.

The military police with keen senses immediately raised their heads, "What's wrong? Is there something on my face?"

"Ah, no, it's nothing." Osamu Dazai said slowly, "Just seeing the marks on your face, I suddenly remembered that plum tea seems to help the body to exercise."

"Is that so, I see, thank you very much for your information, Dazai-kun." Suehiro Tiechang nodded earnestly, "Then let's continue..."

— He believed it very calmly.

The goal is too easy to fool, and Dazai Osamu rarely has a conscience. Then he stretched his finger to a spot, "If that's the case, I think this is the most likely possibility."

That is exactly where the "church" where Zhongli is located.

Suehiro Teshang seriously looked at the map in his hand, his eyes lit up slightly, "Yes, it is indeed here, you are amazing, Mr. Dazai."

- It was upgraded to "Mr.".

As soon as Dazai Osamu thought about it, he heard Suehiro Tiechang say: "I originally disapproved of the captain's proposal for you to join the Hound, because you are just an ordinary civilian who has never fought, even one of my hands. Nothing compares, joining the Hound is courting death."

Osamu Dazai: ?

"But now I've changed my mind. Your brain is very good, so it's fine even if you can't fight." Suehiro Tiechang stretched out his hand to pick up the military cap next to him, lifted the long knife and hung it on his waist, "Then, I'm here. I'm off, do you have anything else to say?"

"Hmm." Osamu Dazai thought for a while, "Then tell Mr. I'm done, and I want to invite Mr. Zhongli back for dinner."

Suehiro Tiechang set off, and resolutely let Dazai Osamu, whose force value is a goose, stay in the special ability department.

With the limited-time military and police privileges, Osamu Dazai was mostly unimpeded even in the special ability and spy class. Soon, he slipped into the command room of the magic class specially granted to Tokyo.

Said to be the command room of the Tokyo class, but even the biggest immediate boss, Xia Youjie, ran to the front line. There were only a few clerks working in the command room, and the one sitting at the top turned out to be Sakaguchi Ango, a former member of the spell class.

At a glance, he saw Osamu Dazai who was poking his head at the door.

"Ah, you're the one next to Mr. Zhongli..." The young man was stunned for a moment, and then said solemnly: "Leave quickly, even if you have permission, this is not a place for you to mess around."

Senior Xia You on the front line is still rushing around to get rid of the curse spirits. He, who is coordinating the overall situation, has no time to coax children!

"Yeah, don't say that, I'm not here to play." Osamu Dazai walked slowly to the console, leaning slightly to look at Ango Sakaguchi, who was sitting on the chair.

"For the next action, I have a few suggestions. Would you like to try it?"

It's time to get some reputation for his future work.

Everything came quickly and ended quickly, even in a dramatic way.

The sudden outburst of magic spirits almost lifted the entire Yokohama organization's land. After all the magic spirits were dealt with by the magic class, no organization dared to come forward for a while. And on the second day of this curse wave, the port mafia officially announced that the 500 billion legacy had been completely in their hands.

It is meaningless to falsify this kind of news, and the already strong port mafia will face the joint crusade of other organizations or use the 500 billion to become the boss of Yokohama, that is what happens later.

Shibusawa Ryuhiko, who was on fire everywhere, was also smashed into the ground by the furious Zhongyuan Zhongyuan that day. Fortunately, the five-good boy Zhongyuan Zhongyuan was still sober. The face obviously needs to be repaired by a power user with healing ability.

"It is said that they were guarded, but even so, they still clamored to see Zhong Ye. Later, they were suggested by the Curse Class to temporarily seal them in their sealing room."

Dazai Osamu said while stirring the container with egg flowers in his hand: "The current situation is that the top management is divided into two parties, but I guess they can't keep him locked up for long."

"It has strategic significance after all." Edogawa Ranbu puffed out his cheeks angrily, "That Russian with such a long name can actually stumble me on the case! Those people are not strict enough to be like this, and they deserve a lesson."

He and Aya Tsuji Pedestrian's assignments have been stymied by complicated cases one after another, and even those who exercised power themselves did not know they were being used.

"Speaking of Dazai, when did you get in touch with the hound?" Zhongyuan Zhong also asked curiously.

He had also heard a little bit about the hound troop that suddenly joined in this time.

Anyone who has watched TV must know Blessed Sakurachi, and anyone who knows a little bit must know which unit the other party belongs to. Boys who are in their puberty most like to imagine what kind of hero they have become, so Blessed Sakurachi is a well-known popular character among the male classmates of Zhongyuan Zhongya.

Zhongyuan Zhong also does not worship this man, but after listening to it a lot, he naturally becomes a little curious.

"I met when I was in danger before, and I was saved at that time." Osamu Dazai smiled flawlessly.

The depressed Edogawa Ranpo looked even more depressed.

Oda Sakunosuke, who had been writing with his head down, suddenly raised his head and said, "Dazai, your chicken soup is ready."

"Oh! Thank you Oda Tsukuru for the reminder!"

Dazai Osamu immediately shoved the egg flower he was stirring in his hand to Nakahara Chuya who was beside him, and hurriedly entered the kitchen.

"...Ah, I suddenly remembered that there are still case reports that have not been sorted out." Edogawa Ranbu suddenly stood up, "The orphanage is a little far from the detective agency, I will not eat this chicken soup, you can eat it first, I will go. already."

As he said that, he looked at Zhongli who was studying with Akutagawa Ryusuke and Nakajima Atsushi over the sofa, "Mr. Zhongli, do you want to go together?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also gave Edogawa Ranbu a somewhat inexplicable look, and didn't quite understand why he went back to the detective agency to sort out the report and wanted to be with his husband.

Hearing this, Zhong Li raised his head, "It's okay, I'm also looking forward to the skill of treatment. If there is an emergency, just go first."

I don't know if it was an illusion, but Zhongyuan Zhong also inexplicably heard a hint of comfort in the voice.

The ochre-haired boy who was not in the state was even more baffled.

So when Osamu Dazai came out with a bowl of chicken soup, there was already one less person dining in the restaurant.

"Haha, here comes the chicken soup... Alas, what about the chaotic steps?"

Putting the steaming "vibrant stewed chicken" on the table, Osamu Dazai looked at the rest of the people inquiringly.

"Lanbu said he was going to sort out the case report, so he left first. It looked like it was really urgent." Oda Sakunosuke replied, and at the end he sighed with Nakahara Nakaya, "It's really strict, detective agency. Nakaya I usually have to be busy with school and work at the same time, which is very hard.”

"...No, no, Mr. Oda, you misunderstood." Zhongyuan Zhong also mechanically stirred the egg flower, a little unsure of what to say.

Dazai Osamu reached out and took the container, and finally scrambled a scrambled egg with butter. After serving it on the table, he said happily, "Okay, now the dishes are ready, let's eat quickly."

He secretly practiced the craftsmanship for a long time, and finally he can fully show it to Mr. Zhongli!

Zhong Li picked up the bowl and chopsticks, and ate the meal full of love and energy made by the child without changing his face.

Others also started moving.

"For beginners, this scrambled egg has a golden color, a light but long-lasting fragrance, and the entrance is smooth and tender, salty and sweet to taste, but the firepower inside is not enough, and the egg liquid is slightly wet, so it needs to be strengthened." Zhongli said slowly. Tasting each dish and carefully pointing out the shortcomings of the dishes, until the end with a bowl of chicken soup.

"Well, the chicken soup completely boils the aroma of the chicken and locks it in the soup. The effect is not so rapid, perhaps better."

No one could hear his last words.

From Oda Sakunosuke, who was eating slowly, and Nakajima Atsushi, who was following along, everyone collapsed in their seats, and there was a bowl of half-drinking chicken soup in front of them. The head chef, Osamu Dazai, was lying on the table. If it wasn't for Zhongli's help at the right time, even his face would have been put into the bowl.

Zhongyuan Zhongyao leaned his head on the back of the chair, his entire face wrinkled, and his mouth still murmured with a vibrato like a wicked ghost: "Tai...zai...zhi..."

"...Not very good at crisis response." In the end, Zhong Li, the only one who finished the bowl of soup, commented.

When I woke up the next day, everyone except Zhong Li had their memories of the previous day's meal completely erased.

According to Atsushi Nakajima to Akutagawa Ryunosuke: "It was like a nightmare of being chased and bitten by a tiger."

Akutagawa Ryunosuke tightened his face, not wanting to express any opinion on this.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at his manuscript, touched his head again, and finally looked at his right hand again, doubting that he was writing in a dream.

And Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Dazai Osamu's face and said in a trance: "I don't know why, I always want to beat you again, and I'm sure it's your fault."

Dazai Osamu didn't want to speak, Dazai Osamu didn't remember anything, Dazai Osamu quickly slipped away.

This walk leads directly to the Hound's base camp.

Blessed Sakurachi, who came back from a business trip abroad, highly welcomed Dazai Osamu's arrival, and Okura Yeko, who came back from a business trip, also had some impression of Dazai Osamu, a smart kid, laughed and patted Dazai Osamu on the shoulder and said, "This is Isn't it still here, kid! Don't worry, the captain is a good captain and won't treat you badly."

"Joining a hound can also improve your physique through surgery, at least you can beat a goose." Suehiro Tiechang was also sincerely happy for Dazai Osamu.

After a few days of buffering, Osamu Dazai, who has completely adapted to the character of Suehiro Tiechang, smiled brightly, "Aiya, that's really a lot of work. But please forgive me for the surgery or something."

Blessed Yingchi frowned slightly, "What's the matter, Dazai-kun, although your intelligence and supernatural abilities are enough to stay in the hound unit, the hound's mission is no child's play, and having surgery will at least give you the power to protect yourself. "

"Well, it's not that I don't want to."

Dazai Osamu scratched his cheek in embarrassment, pulled out the knife hanging from Suehiro Tetsushang's waist with his backhand, and slashed it toward his wrist.

With a sound of "Dang", the knife was bounced back by his flesh and blood.

"Mr. Zhongli gave me an amulet before, but it wasn't enough and then he merged with me for some reason. Now it's invulnerable~"

The black-haired boy smiled and waved his intact hand, which seemed like a show.