I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Zi Qiao stopped Mika, looked at Ji Yu, and said, "His body temperature is high, his face is red, and he is dizzy. Is it possible... Dali is just drunk?"

Ji Yu: "!!"

Thinking that Dali had been drinking a lot today, Ji Yu felt that it was very possible that he was drunk.

After all, being sick only makes people weaker, and it won't degrade the mind so much.

But get drunk!

Ji Yu looked at Zi Qiao and said, "It's very likely that he's drunk, but for safety's sake, you should also check your body temperature."

"I'll get a thermometer!"

After Mika finished speaking, she continued to rush to the bedroom.

Mika's speed is very fast, and she will be back in minutes.

She handed Ji Yu a mercury thermometer and said, "Here you are."

"Is there nothing else?" Ji Yu took the thermometer and said, "It's a bit inconvenient to have to be tucked under the armpit."

"No." Mika shook her head and said, "Because Curry Sauce and Zi Qiao are sick, the other thermometers have been put upstairs. Now this is the only one, so let's make do with it."

"Fine……"

After Ji Yu finished speaking, he took the thermometer and walked to the room.

Thinking about it carefully, although Dali is a little confused, he is still very good.

He also covers himself in bed when he sleeps.

It shouldn't be a problem to clip a thermometer to measure a body temperature.

Ji Yu thought and pushed the bedroom door open.

It is estimated that he heard the sound of the door opening, and Dali, who was lying on the bed, suddenly opened his eyes.

She looked at Ji Yu with a little grievance on her face.

Seems to be accusing Ji-woo of disturbing her sleep.

Ji Yu: "..."

One thing to say, the little cousin is so cute.

He walked to the bed with the thermometer and said, "Dali, my brother will take your temperature, and you can go to sleep after the measurement."

Ji Yu was talking, but he always felt that something was wrong.

Why does this line sound like a strange slut?

Fortunately, Dali didn't care.

Dali heard Ji Yu's words, sat up obediently, and said, "How to measure?"

Ji Yu handed over the thermometer and said, "Put it under your armpit."

Hearing the words vigorously, he took the thermometer and put it under his armpit.

Ji Yu: "???"

What are you doing with your clothes under your armpit!

Ji Yu reluctantly took the thermometer back and demonstrated it in person for Dali to see.

"To do this, put your hand under your clothes, and then tuck it under your armpit. The thermometer and the skin can't be separated from the clothes, understand?"

Nodding vigorously, "Got it."

After speaking, she raised her hand to take off her clothes, took the thermometer in Ji Yu's hand, and put it under her armpit.

Ji Yu: "??!!!!"

What did he mean just now? ! .

Chapter 105

Ji Yu looked at Dali's dumbfounded look, very helpless.

Fortunately, Dali was wearing a vest in his pajamas, otherwise he would be really messy now.

Ji Yu sat on the edge of the bed, touched Dali's head, and said, "After taking your temperature, put on your clothes, you know?"

"know."

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he nodded blankly.

five minutes later.

Ji Yu brought the thermometer over and carefully looked at the mercury on it.

The corresponding scale is 36 degrees 9, the body temperature is normal, and there is no illness.

"It seems that Dali was just drinking~ Drunk."

Ji Yu breathed a sigh of relief, raised his hand and threw the mercury down.

"Huh, huh..."

At this moment, Dali suddenly began to gasp for breath, and said while panting, "Cousin, my neck is so uncomfortable..."

Ji Yu: "!!"

Hearing Dali's words, Ji Yu was so frightened that the thermometer in his hand almost dropped.

He quickly turned to look at Dali, wanting to see what happened to Dali.

When he turned around, he saw that Dali had already put on his pajamas.

She supported her neck with one hand, looked at Ji Yu with a frown, and said, "I feel like fate is strangling my throat."

Ji Yu took a closer look and said, "You're wearing your clothes upside down..."

Will my little cousin become so stupid when she's drunk? !

He looked down vigorously and found that he was really wearing it backwards, so he quickly put his clothes on correctly.

"It's not uncomfortable anymore." Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he said, "Cousin, you are so smart."

Ji Yu: "???"

Hearing the vigorous praise, Ji Yu's mood was a little complicated.

He leaned down vigorously and said, "Go to sleep, just take a nap."

"What's up?" Dali's face was confused.

"It's nothing."

Ji Yu helped Dali cover the quilt and said, "Close your eyes and go to sleep."

"Oh." Hearing that, Dali closed his eyes obediently.

Seeing this, Ji Yu got up from the bed, ready to go to do something else.

The moment he woke up, he opened his eyes vigorously.

"Cousin, I want to hear a story." Dali said.

Ji Yu: "...Okay."

He never imagined that on the first day of his relationship with Dali, not only did he have a girlfriend, but he also realized the feeling of being a father in one fell swoop.

Stimulate!

Ji Yu sits back on the bed, looks at Dali, and begins to tell the story.

"Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and in the temple there were an old monk and a young monk. One day, the old monk said to the young monk: There used to be a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was an old monk and a young monk in the temple. …”

vigorously:"???"

"This story is a bit strange." Dali said to Ji Yu.

"It's not surprising, you listen slowly."

Ji Yu said and continued to tell the story.

He's ready to bore Dali to the point of falling asleep!

Vigorously listening to Ji Yu's story, he slowly closed his eyes.

Vigorously closed his eyes and murmured: "Cousin looks like this, like a thing, what is it..."

Ji Yu heard Dali's words and silently replied: Maybe it's like a repeater.

Ji Yu sat beside the bed for a while.

After making sure that Dali would not wake up again, he stood up and sat down at the computer desk.

Before, the search for a small home health robot for Dali has never been found.

Now Ji-woo decides to make one himself.

He turned on the computer and PS, and started drawing the design with the tablet.

Just after drawing the image of the robot, Dali suddenly opened his eyes and sat up, saying, "I see!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Why hasn't Dali baby slept yet?

Is it so hard to put a baby to sleep?

When Ji Yu was stunned, he vigorously got off the bed, walked to Ji Yu's side, and said a little excitedly: "Cousin, I know what you were like just now.

You are imitating the radio, right? "

Ji Yu: "..."

Dali has been thinking about this boring question all the time.

Also, the answer is wrong!

However, seeing the excited expression on Dali's face, Ji Yu couldn't bear to say it was a repeater, but nodded and said, "Yes, Dali is really witty."