I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Shaking his head vigorously, he said, "I don't know either."

Zhao Haitang in the room saw Ji Yu and said in surprise, "Ji Yu, why are you here?"

"I still want to ask you." Ji Yu looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Yifei handed over this matter to Zhang Wei, Dali is the supervisor, what are you doing here?"

"Could it be that Lawyer Zhang brought you here?" Dali said, looking at Zhang Wei.

Hearing Dali's words, Zhang Wei quickly explained: "I didn't bring him here, but he heard that Yifei's new house was in trouble, so he had to come to help."

"That's right!" Zhao Haitang patted herself and said, "Mr. Hu is in trouble. As her favorite student, how can I not help!"

Ji Yu: "..."

Blow it, Yifei's favorite student is obviously Dali.

Dali didn't care what Zhao Haitang said, she glanced at Zhao Haitang and asked, "You speak Fudong dialect?"

"No." Zhao Haitang said.

"Then how are you going to help Teacher Hu?" Dali said.

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang smiled mysteriously: "The mountain man has his own plan."

"..."

Dali was too lazy to deal with Zhao Haitang anymore, looked at Zhang Wei, and said, "Lawyer Zhang, please start, I have other things in a while."

Hearing this, Ji Yu touched Dali's hand and asked curiously, "What else do you have to do?"

Vigorously looked at Ji Yu, smiled and blinked, and said, "Missing One Piece, if you are free, you can watch it with me."

Ji Yu: "!"

Let's talk as we talk, can we wink at every turn?

His little heart can't take it.

Ji Yu raised his hand and rubbed Dali's head, calmed down and said, "I'm free, I'll accompany you to watch."

"Yeah." Nodding vigorously, looking quite happy.

Zhao Haitang: "..."

The cold dog food slapped randomly on the face.

Zhang Wei looked at Ji Yu and Dali, and said, "Master and Mistress, excuse me, I'm going to start~ˇ."

"Let's start." Ji Yu put down his hand and looked at Zhang Wei.

"Cough cough."

Seeing that everyone's eyes were on him, Zhang Weili straightened his neckline, looked at the two wall knockers with a serious look, and began to communicate with them with his eyes and gestures.

Zhang Wei looked at the two of them, first pointed to the smashed wall, and then shook his head in disappointment.

After that, he pointed to the corridor and motioned for the two to leave.

Ji Yu was a little surprised when he saw this scene.

He actually understood!

"I just don't know if Mario and Luigi can understand." Ji Yu murmured.

While Ji Yu was talking, the wall knocker took a tool and walked towards the corridor.

Seeing this, Dali looked overjoyed: "They understand, they are leaving."

"boom!"

As soon as Dali's voice fell, the wall connecting the corridor and the living room was suddenly smashed by the knockers.

Ji Yu: "???"

Is it so sudden?

When I saw this scene, I was stunned.

"It seems that the two of them didn't understand at all." Dali murmured.

The wall knocker stood in the corridor and gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up in the living room.

His expression seemed to be a little proud, as if he wanted Zhang Wei to compare.

Zhang Wei saw this scene, and his whole person was not well.

"how so!"

Zhang Wei held his head and was very anxious.

He came up to fire the workers, but now not only has he failed to fire them, but he has also smashed a wall.

If Yifei knew about it, he would definitely not easily forgive him.

"Master, Mistress, you have to save me!"

Zhang Wei looked at Ji Yu and Dali, his face full of desire to survive.

Before Ji Yu could speak, Zhao Haitang came over and patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder, saying, "Lawyer Zhang, don't panic, I'm here!"

"Can you help me resist Yi Fei's bullet?" Zhang Wei's eyes lit up.

Zhao Haitang: "???"

"No." Zhao Haitang took away her hand and said, "I have a way to let them both leave."

After speaking, Zhao Haitang ran into the bathroom and took out the guitar that she had prepared in advance.

Ji Yu took a strong hand and stood back, so as not to be smoked by the smell of the guitar.

"Zheng-"

Zhao Haitang plucked the guitar strings and said, "Music and dance are the language of communication in this world, look at me!"

After speaking, Zhao Haitang ran to the corridor with the guitar and started singing.

I don't know if Zhao Haitang was too hard, and the emotions of the workers who knocked on the wall were really aroused.

The two took the wall knocking tool and walked out step by step under Zhao Haitang's guidance.

Just as they left the door.

"boom!"

Zhao Haitang threw her arm and closed the door mercilessly.

He looked at Ji Yu and said, "Gold medal mediators are nothing special. From today onwards, please call me a communication master!"

"boom!"

As soon as Zhao Haitang finished speaking, the wall next to the gate was suddenly smashed open from the outside.

Zhao Haitang: "???"

"This slap in the face is a bit quick." Dali said.

Ji Yu thought about it and said, "The communication master in the wheelchair seems to be pretty good."

Zhang Wei glanced at the wall at the entrance and said, "The damage to this wall is very bad for the aesthetics, much more serious than the damage to the wall in the corridor. Yifei should be throwing all her anger on Zhao Haitang, right?"

"!!!"

Zhao Haitang panicked instantly when she heard Zhang Wei's words.

He vigorously looked at the two walls that were smashed today, and said to Ji Yu: "'Cousin, I probably won't watch One Piece today, I'd better hurry up and learn Fudong dialect, I have to help Teacher Hu solve this problem. ."

"Okay." Ji Yu nodded in understanding.

If Yifei's house continues to be destroyed, it will really turn into ruins.

but……

"Can you learn Fudong dialect in one day?" Ji Yu glanced at the situation in the house and said, "At the rate at which the wall knockers destroy two walls in one day, if they don't leave tomorrow, Yifei's house will become a pavilion. already."

"It should be no problem." Dali said, "I can learn while practicing yoga. Yoga can enhance the blood supply to the brain and speed up the learning speed. However, the basic yoga movements may not be enough."

He looked at Ji Yu vigorously and said, "Cousin, I need your help."

"No problem." Ji Yu nodded.

Do yoga for my little cousin?

It feels quite interesting.

"Then let's go down now." Dali said.

"it is good."

Ji Yu held his strong hand and walked towards the door.

"Wait!"

Zhao Haitang stopped the two at the door, and said to Ji Yu, "Am I right? What did Dali call you just now? Cousin? Are you brothers and sisters?!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Did Dali just call him cousin?

Ji Yu thought about it carefully, it seemed that he called, and more than once!

Ji Yu remembered that Dali always called Zhao Haitang by his name in order not to reveal his secrets.

I suddenly changed my name to cousin today, did I not react or did it on purpose?

Ji Yu thought about it and looked at Dali.

I saw Dali's face was calm, and there was no panic expression on his face.

Obviously, she did it on purpose.

Calling Ji Yu's name in front of Zhao Haitang before was to prevent Zhao Haitang from seeing that they were fake couples.

And now, after becoming a real couple with Ji Yu, Dali feels that it doesn't matter what they are called.

It's just that the reasons are too complicated, and Dali was too lazy to explain it to Zhao Haitang.

She took Ji Yu's arm and said to Zhao Haitang: "Lao Bu brought you meals before, didn't he say we are engaged? Ji Yu is now my husband, but he thinks the title of husband is too ostentatious.

We agreed to be called cousins ​​and cousins ​​in front of outsiders. "