I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Hearing Dali and Ji Yu's questioning, Zhang Wei quickly explained: "I didn't say it, it was said in the advertisement of this app."

"The advertisement is so exaggerated that it is unreliable when you hear it." Yifei said.

Dali has always been convincing people with data. She opened the app store to find this app and started reading reviews.

Ji Yu raised his head curiously and looked at it together with Dali.

"The hot review is the first, the rating is one star, don't download this software, everything in it costs money." Dali said.

Ji Yu: "???"

As soon as Zhang Wei heard it, he said decisively: "This is definitely a brainless black, how can there be shopping software that doesn't need money."

Even if he was so poor, he never thought that the pie would fall from the sky!

Yifei looked at Dali and said, "Look down."

Swipe the phone vigorously and continue to look down with Ji Yu.

"The second most popular review, the one star rating, there are too many fakes, I hope the official will crack down on it."

"Netizen comments: People don't think you are poor, but you still think he has fakes?"

Ji Yu was stunned when he saw this comment.

The netizens are all talents!

"The third most popular comment, I think it's not bad. Although I will buy fake and inferior products, many of the items in it are free of charge. Give the free post a thumbs up."

"The fourth hot comment, once registered for one year, it cannot be cancelled. The platform maliciously sends text messages to friends in the address book, which is extremely disgusting."

"The fifth hot comment, there is nothing to say."

Hearing Dali's words, Zhang Wei's eyes widened and he said, "Can you get a hot review if you have nothing to say?"

Yifei smiled, looked at Zhang Wei, and said, "So, do you know how speechless netizens are about this software?"

Dali turned a few pages and said, "Almost all of them are 1-star negative reviews. This software is not recommended."

"Didn't someone say it's very reliable?" Yifei looked at Zhang Wei with a very friendly smile on her face.

Zhang Wei panicked when he saw this smile.

He quickly quit the app and replaced it with a new one, saying, "This one, this one is definitely reliable."

Yifei smiled and said, "Zhang Wei, think about it before you speak."

Ji Yu looked at Zhang Wei and said, "Zhang Wei, what is the name of the new APP? I and Dali will help you read the comments."

"Shy!" Zhang Wei said.

"Shy?"

Ji Yu tasted the product carefully and said, "As soon as I hear the name, I don't think it's serious software."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Dali searched the app store, and said to Ji Yu, "Cousin, it's not shy, it's shy, maybe it means fast delivery."

"Yes, yes!" Zhang Wei hurriedly introduced to Yifei: "Hush, it's full of genuine goods, and the delivery is super fast! Shh, it will be delivered in one day."

"This sounds very reliable." Yifei nodded, and then said strangely: "Then why didn't you recommend it just now?"

"I just saw in the comment area that Ju Nengpin recommends new users to get bonuses." Dali said.

Zhang Wei: "...Life is already so difficult, don't expose some things."

Yifei glanced at Zhang Wei when she heard the words, looked at Dali, and said, "How about this Xiuxida? Are there too many bad reviews?"

"many!"

Ji Yu looked at the 1-star reviews on Dali's mobile phone and said, "Netizens say that the delivery of this software is extremely slow. The order ten days ago has not been shipped yet, and the order cannot be cancelled yet."

"That is to say, this software is slow in delivery and fast in delivery?"

Yifei tasted the product carefully, glared at Zhang Wei fiercely, and said, "This is a fart."

After thinking about it vigorously, he said: "According to my guess, the fast delivery is also fake, the merchant may have already shipped the goods, but the status of the background remains unchanged, and the status will not be changed until the goods arrive at the destination.

This creates the illusion of super fast delivery. "

"What?!" Zhang Wei was stunned when he heard Dali's words: "Even fast delivery is fake?"

"If you don't believe me, you can check the express tracking number to see that the logistics information above is different from the express company's official website." Dali said.

Ji Yujian vigorously analyzes and points out the sinister society in such a rational way.

I am very pleased.

The little cousin is so smart, no one can deceive her.

After listening to Dali's words, Zhang Wei decisively copied the express tracking number on the APP to the official website.

A check, it is really the same as what Dali said.

His hand holding the mobile phone trembled slightly, and he couldn't believe it: "I am a lawyer, and I have been deceived for so long..."

After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he sat down on the sofa and closed himself.

Seeing this, Ji Yu touched Dali's head and said, "You are so smart."

Hearing the words vigorously, Wei Wei said a little proudly, "I don't even care who my sister is."

Ji Yu: "!!!"

Yifei: "...I said the two of you, can you just throw dog food at every turn?"

After finishing speaking, Yifei glanced at Zhang Wei and said, "I'd better buy it for Zeng Xiaoxian myself, Zhang Wei can't be trusted..."

talking room.

3601's door was pushed open from the outside.

Zi Qiao walked into the house with the help of curry sauce, her face was pale and she looked very weak.

When Ji Yu saw this scene, he said strangely: "Zi Qiao, didn't you go to the gym to live stream today? Why does it look similar to yesterday?"

"Could it be... you went to the gym to eat and broadcast?" vigorously guessed.

Yifei already knew last night what Ziqiao did when she was eating and broadcasting.

Hearing Dali's guess, she looked complicated and said, "Go to the gym to drink gravy, are you not afraid of others hitting you?"

"No."

Zi Qiao shook her hand with difficulty and said, "I'm so tired from exercising. I haven't run for a long time, and my physical fitness can't keep up."

Curry sauce helped Zi Qiao sit by the sofa and said, "Uncle said that when he was in Jiangjiang, he was chased by many women. At that time, he was just a small whirlwind, and now he can't do it."

Ji Yu: "???? Why are you talking like a card?"

Vigorously glanced at his ankle, and said, "Could it be that curry sauce also twisted his foot?"

"I think it should be what Ziqiao did to her!" Yifei said.

"Don't talk nonsense." Zi Qiao looked at Yifei and said, "I'm a good man now, a proper gentleman."

"Then how did the curry sauce become like this?" Yifei asked.

Ji Yu tasted the words just now, and said, "Compared to how the curry sauce has become like this, I want to know what she was talking about just now."

Zi Qiao heard the words and explained, "What she means is that when Uncle was in the rivers and lakes, he was chased by many women. At that time, it was a small whirlwind, and now he can't do it."

Ji Yu: "???"

Why does curry paste sound so weird when it's so normal?

Ji Yu looked at the curry sauce and said, "Are you drinking fake wine?"

"No."

Curry Sauce loosened Ziqiao, looked at everyone, and explained: "Tang Tang said that girls should have their own characteristics when they speak, so that they can be remembered by Ajie. I think the overlapping words are very characteristic, that's why they talk like this. !"

Ji Yu: "..."

Suddenly want to smash the curry sauce and Zhao Haitang? .

Chapter 117

Ji Yu calmed down.

He looked at Curry Sauce and said, "Ajie is not here. I think you should save your skills so that you can show your full strength in front of Ajie."

Hearing the words, Curry Sauce thought about it carefully, and said, "I think you are right!"

Hearing Curry Sauce's voice and intonation return to normal, Ji Yu was inexplicably relieved.

The way he spoke just now sounded really weird.

Curry sauce looked at the time and said, "I'm going to work in a coffee shop. Ajie's offensive has become more and more violent these days. I have a feeling that he will showdown with me at any time."

"Violent?" Yifei's eyes lit up and said, "How violent? Let us feel it."

Hearing this, Curry Sauce folded his hands together and looked far: "Last night, I said to Ajie, the moonlight is so beautiful tonight.

He replied to me that it was suitable for thorns. "

Ji Yu: "???"

You call this violent?

Isn't this rejected?

Looking at the curry sauce vigorously, he also looked puzzled: "Why do you think this is a violent offensive?"

Curry sauce looked at Dali, raised his eyebrows, and said, "You taste, you taste carefully."

vigorously:"……"

The more she tasted in 06, the more she felt that the curry sauce was rejected.

Seeing both Dali and Ji Yu looking at him with complicated expressions, Curry Sauce explained, "Ajie wants to stab with me! Doesn't that explain the problem? He's ready to live with me!"