I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Dali heard Mika's words and said, "That famous vampire is called Dracula, not Nikolai."

"Oh!" Mei Jia suddenly realized, "I just said that listening to the stories of scientists can gain knowledge!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Got the knowledge that the vampire's name is Dracula?

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Mika looked at Dabai and continued to listen to the story.

Dabai has not stopped: "In order to maintain the heliocentric theory, fans of Copernicus were burned to death, before dying..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Hey, Dabai, stop!"

Mika stopped Da Bai, looked at Ji Yu and Dali, and said, "This story is too bloody!"

Hearing the words vigorously, he said normally: "Didn't you say that? Life is full of scars and trials and hardships."

Mika: "??? Did I say so?"

"You said it." Ji Yu nodded and said, "We looked at your shopping order when Dali was an intern at the Bingo Dessert Shop."

Mika: "..."

Terrible, the memory of smart people is terrifying.

After a few seconds of silence, Mika looked at Ji Yu and Dali, and said, "It's been a while! Civilization activities were not carried out at that time, and it's different now."

Saying that, she looked at Da Bai and said, "Hey, Da Bai, let's change the story."

Dabai heard the words and said, "Okay, I will tell you the story of "The Ugly Duckling"."

"The Ugly Duckling?" When Meijia heard the words, her eyes lit up: "Hello, the ugly duckling, fairy tales are the healthiest."

He vigorously took the fruit fork in Ji Yu's hand and continued to feed Ji Yu the fruit.

Dabai's voice entered everyone's ears.

"Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling who was bullied by other ducks because he was ugly. He left the flock, entered the flock by mistake, and was bullied by the chicks as well. Not only that, but even the servants who fed the chickens bullied him.

It escaped, but there are still various people and animals bullying it.

It has endured humiliation for many years, winter and spring come, and one day, it habitually went to the river to take a bath.

Its reflection is reflected on the clean water.

It found that it had become an ugly duck. "

Mika: "???"

vigorously:"???"

What a poisonous fairy tale! .

Chapter 128

After Mika heard the story of "The Ugly Duckling", her whole body was a little dazed.

"Wei Mao's version of this story is different from what I've heard?"

He looked at Meijia vigorously and said, "Sister Meijia, the word "wei" is an uncivilized word, you can't say it."

Mika: "..."

Inexplicable feeling more trance swollen and broken?

Seeing that Mika looked a little dazed, Ji Yu explained aloud: "Maybe it didn't match the original version of "The Ugly Duckling", so I just mentioned an online version."

When Meijia heard this, she looked at Da Bai and said, "Hey, Da Bai, play the original version of Cinderella."

Da Bai heard the words and said, "Okay, I will play the original version of Grimm's fairy tale Cinderella for you."

Mika stroked her stomach and said gently, "Little Bu, let's forget the story just now and listen to it again. Cinderella's story is beautiful."

Dali leaned into Ji Yu's ear and whispered, "I heard that Grimm's fairy tales have been revised for 45 years. The earlier versions were mostly violent and bloody. I don't know which version Dabai matched."

"I don't know either." Ji Yu said, sitting up straight, "But you say that, I'm suddenly a little interested."

vigorously:"???"

It turns out that cousin likes dark fairy tales?

While speaking, Da Bai had already started to tell a story.

"A long, long time ago, there was a happy family of three, but one day, my mother died, my father brought back a stepmother, and the stepmother and two daughters, the three of them, bullied Cinderella every day."

Mika: "???"

"The beginning is too simple and crude!" Mika said.

Ji Yu heard the words and explained: "Da Bai is an intelligent robot, and he will remove the content of the word "water" and summarize the essence."

"...This is too smart." Dali said.

Mika touched her stomach and said, "It doesn't matter, although it was a bit cruel in the early stage, but there was a reversal in the later stage! Xiaoxiaobu is not afraid, the ending of the story is still very beautiful."

Da Bai didn't stop, and continued: "One day, the prince will hold a dance, and all unmarried girls can participate.

The stepmother took her two sisters to the dance, leaving Cinderella at home alone.Cinderella cried sadly.

She ran to her mother's grave and cried, when a dove brought her a dress of silver silk and dancing shoes of gold.

These are the relics of her mother, Cinderella put them on and went to the prince's ball happily~ˇ. "

"???"

When Mika heard this, she said strangely: "Isn't it the fairy godmother and the crystal slipper?"

Hearing the words vigorously, he said, "This story may be an earlier version, and it's not the same as what you've seen."

"Oh..." Mika touched her stomach and said, "It doesn't matter, it's still beautiful anyway."

Dabai still didn't stop: "At the ball, Cinderella and the prince had a great time, but the dove told her that she must go home before 12 o'clock.

When the clock struck midnight, Cinderella hurried out, because the golden shoes were big and heavy, and Cinderella accidentally dropped one.

The prince found the golden shoes, knowing that Cinderella must be of noble birth, and swore to get this woman. "

Mika: "???"

vigorously:"???"

Ji Yu: "???"

Hearing this completely different version from what they had in mind, the three of them were stunned.

"The prince went to Cinderella because of money, is it so realistic!" Ji Yu was surprised.

Dali thought about it carefully, and said, "I think the logic is very reasonable. The version I have seen is too fake. How could there be no one in the city with the same shoe size as Cinderella."

Mika: "??? Are you looking for logic in fairy tales?"

"What's so strange about this." Looking at Mika vigorously, he said, "There are still people looking for logic in online novels."

"what?"

Ji Yu was a little surprised when he heard Dali's words: "Dali, do you still read online articles?"

"Yeah." Nodding vigorously, he said, "I'm going to be an intern editor on a literary website, so I got to know it."

"Oh~" Ji Yu nodded and understood.

He might not believe it when he said it. When he first crossed over, he thought about becoming a copywriter when he grew up.

Unexpectedly, there is a mine at home, and I lost my dream directly.

Ji Yu thought about it, looked at Da Bai, and said, "The story of Da Bai is not finished yet, keep listening."

At this point, Cinderella's story has come to an end.

Dabai said: "The prince took the golden shoes door-to-door to try shoes, and some people were able to put them on, but couldn't come up with another one, the prince was very disappointed.

Finally, the prince finally arrived at Cinderella's house.

The stepmother locked Cinderella in the small dark room and only let the two sisters try on the shoes.Both sisters' feet are too big to fit.

The stepmother didn't know the prince's true intentions, thinking that she was the princess who could put on her shoes.

The stepmother came up with an idea to let the eldest sister cut off the toe, and the second sister cut off the heel..."

"Stop, stop, stop! Hey! Dabai! Stop!"

Hearing this, Mika's head was full of bloody images, and her whole body was not well.

Dali leaned close to Ji Yu's ear and whispered, "' ˇ This ending version, I read it when I was a kid, but it's banned now."

Ji Yu nodded and said, "I saw it when I was a kid."

vigorously:"……"

Vigorously recalled it carefully, looked at Ji Yu, and said, "It seems that you were the one who told me this story?"

Ji Yu: "???"

Was he so cruel as a child?

"Fortunately, you don't have a psychological shadow now." Ji Yu said, raised his hand and touched Dali's head.

"I don't, but..."

Vigorously speaking, he looked at Mika, who sometimes covered her ears and stroked her stomach, and said, "Sister Mika seems to have it."

"My pot." Ji Yu took the initiative: "I should have stopped Da Bai from the beginning, and shouldn't let him talk about Cinderella."

"No." Holding Ji Yu's hand vigorously, shaking his head, he said, "It's what Sister Meijia wants to hear, and it has nothing to do with you."

Mika, who was stroking her stomach: "..."

Well, don't argue, it's her fault.

She shouldn't believe that fairy tales are really good.

"I'd better watch children's animation." Mika said, preparing to go back to the house to get the iPad.