I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Seeing this, Vigor said, "It's not good for your health to eat takeout all the time. I'm going to make a sandwich for you?"

"Okay." Ji Yu put away his phone and said, "Add bacon, cheese, ham, and eggs. I want two eggs."

"No problem," said vigorously, and went to the kitchen.

Zi Qiao poured herself a glass of warm water, ready to drink and watch.

Seeing this, Ji Yu reminded aloud: "Don't drink water, you will laugh."

"Not afraid!"

Zi Qiao's expression was very confident: "I'm laughing high!"

After three seconds.

"puff--"

Ziqiao heard Teletubbies' hardcore lines, and spit out a mouthful of water.

Ji Yu: "???"

How about a good laugh?

Zi Qiao looked at Ji Yu and forcibly held her respect: "I didn't expect it to be so funny."

After speaking, he silently put down the cup and continued to watch while wiping his mouth.

five minutes later.

"hahahahahahahahahahaha……"

Zi Qiao clutched her stomach and laughed non-stop on the sofa.

"I finally know why Mika has upgraded her vocabulary list. Those who spoof these are devils! Hahahaha..."

Vigorously carried the plate to the sofa, and said, "Old cloth, 'engage' and 'devil' are both uncivilized words, you can't say it."

"It's okay, Mika isn't here anyway," Zi Qiao said.

"Oh?"

Mika, who quietly walked behind Ziqiao, put her hand on Ziqiao's shoulder and said, "When I'm not here, you don't take civilized activities seriously, right?"

Ziqiao: "!!!"

Hearing Mika's voice, Ziqiao almost stood up in fright.

He turned to look at Mei Jia and said, "Mei Jia, you misunderstood, what I meant just now..."

Ziqiao thought for a while, then looked decisively at Ji Yu and Dali, and said solemnly, "Even if Mika is not here, you can't say uncivilized words like me! The behavior I just did is very wrong!"

After he finished speaking, he looked at Mei Jia again and said, "Mei Jia, in fact, I am using myself as a negative case to teach Ji Yu and Dali a lesson. You misunderstood me."

Ji Yu: "???"

Can this be rounded up?

As expected of you, Lu Ziqiao.

Vigorously put the plate in his hand on the table, took a disposable glove from under the coffee table to Ji Yu, and said, "Cousin, eat it while it's hot."

"Uh-huh."

Ji Yu nodded, took the gloves and started eating sandwiches.

The vigorously toasted sandwiches taste amazing, the cheese is brushed, the bacon is fragrant and crunchy, and the eggs are so tender that they melt in your mouth.

Take a bite, and your mouth is full of enjoyment.

Mika sat on the sofa, looked at Ji Yu and Dali, and said, "Have you read the new vocabulary list? How do you feel?"

"I feel..." Ji Yu looked at Mika and said, "Is it a little stricter?"

When Meijia heard the words, she looked at Dali and said, "Dali, do you think it's strict?"

"I think it's okay 0..."

After speaking vigorously, he leaned into Ji Yu's ear and whispered, "Sister Meijia's defense system has been destroyed, and it is very fragile now. Let's cooperate a little bit, and then give your opinion after her defense system is rebuilt."

Ji Yu thought about it and said, "Okay."

After all, Mika has become like this, and it has something to do with him.

Ji Yu looked at Mei Jia and said, "Mei Jia, after thinking about it carefully, I also think it's fine."

When Meijia heard this, a smile appeared on her face: "I knew you would definitely support me!"

"Zi Qiao, Yifei urged us to go downstairs for training."

While speaking, Zhang Wei walked over from the next door.

Next to him was Zhao Haitang.

Because Zhao Haitang wants to help Meijia write the speech, he can come to 3601 temporarily for the past two days.

Holding the iPad, Zhao Haitang walked up to Meijia excitedly, and said, "Sister Meijia, I have already written the speech, I hope you are satisfied!"

"So fast?"

Mika's eyes lit up and urged, "Hurry up, read it to me."

Hearing that the speech was finished, Zi Qiao looked at Zhang Wei and said, "After listening to the speech, go back, don't be in a hurry."

Hearing this, Zhang Wei decided to walk to the sofa and sit down.

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Zhao Haitang coughed lightly and said, "This speech of mine is based on the fairy tale that countless people love.

In other words, a long time ago, there was a beautiful princess..."

"STOP STOP!!!"

Mika suddenly spoke up, interrupting Zhao Haitang's words.

Because of yesterday's fairy tale, she now feels bad when she hears the fairy tale and the princess.

She looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "No princess, no prince, how can there be such a bad thing in the story of Little Cake!"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Aren't princesses and princes beautiful enough?

Dali leaned into Ji Yu's ear and whispered, "Sister Meijia was really excited by yesterday's fairy tale."

"Shh."

Ji Yu put his finger to Dali's mouth and said, "I can't say the word stimulation."

vigorously:"???".

Chapter 132

Although Zhao Haitang didn't know what happened, seeing that Meijia hated the princess and prince so much, she said decisively: "Sister Meijia, it's okay, I also wrote a speech, you can listen to it again."

"Also?" Meijia's eyes lit up and she said, "Hurry up and read fast."

"I didn't expect you to prepare so thoughtfully!" Zi Qiao said.

"That's natural." Zhao Haitang straightened her back and said, "Although my writing is very good, no matter how powerful writers are, they have had the experience of being rejected..."

"Okay, don't brag, just read it."

Zhang Wei interrupted Zhao Haitang and said, "Yifei has already sent me the third message."

When Meijia heard Zhang Wei's words, her expression became solemn, and she said, "Zhang Wei, you are a lawyer, how can you speak so uncivilized!"

Zhang Wei: "???"

Did he say something strange just now?

Seeing Zhang Wei's confused expression, Zi Qiao handed over the vocabulary list on the table and said, "Niubi and reading are both dangerous words. The vocabulary list has been updated."

"Glossary?" Zhang Wei recalled and said, "Isn't it a glossary?"

Zi Qiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder, smiled and said, "Watch is also a dangerous word."

"????"

When Zhang Wei heard Ziqiao's words, he hurriedly opened the vocabulary list and read it carefully.

While Zhang Wei was looking at the vocabulary list, Zhao Haitang opened a new speech and said, "This speech is inspired by the three little pigs."

As he spoke, he looked at the crowd and began to recite affectionately:

"Once upon a time, there were three brothers who lived together carefree, and their greatest hobby was to eat together every day.

Gradually, all three of them became big fat people, big fat people, second fat people and small fat people.

One day, when the three of them came home from outside, a big tiger suddenly sprang towards them.

The second fat and the small fat ran away, and the big fat was eaten by the tiger because he ran the slowest.

Too fat, don't have the idea of ​​a happy death.

You need NO.1 meal replacement cakes! "

"I'll kill you with a sip of salt soda!"

When Meijia heard Zhao Haitang, she couldn't help it.

"What kind of dark story is this? It's bloody! Also, it's uncivilized vocabulary, how can you write a speech with uncivilized vocabulary!"

Zhao Haitang: "??????"

"Where is it gradually becoming uncivilized?" Zhao Haitang looked confused.

Zi Qiao looked at Zhao Haitang and explained, "Gradually, it sounds like a slut, so I can't say it."

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang widened her eyes and said, "Then Sister Meijia said just now that she would kill me with a sip of salt soda. This is even more uncivilized."

"!"

When Meijia heard Zhao Haitang's words, she thought for a while, and said, "What I said is, why is it uncivilized when I gently irrigate your face with a sip of salt soda?"

"puff."