I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu: "???"

"Isn't this a line you wrote yourself? You ask me?" Ji Yu looked bewildered.

Xiao Hei scratched his head and said, "Actually, the lines of Zhuzhu Apartment are all generated by software combined with big data. I can understand other people's lines, but yours... I don't understand at all."

Mika heard Xiao Hei's words and said, "Maybe Ji Yu is a bug! The software can't recognize it!"

Ji Yu: "..."

Thinking about it carefully, he seems to be really a bug.

The data that Xiao Hei can collect belongs to this world.

However, he not only has the memory of this world, but also of another world.

Therefore, it is only natural that the software cannot generate exactly what he said.

"Yah ah ah."

Ji Yu left this sentence, turned around and left the black room.

Xiao Hei: "??? What the hell do you mean, you tell me!"

……

3601.

night.

Ziqiao and Zhang Wei came back from training camp, and Dali and Curry Sauce also got off work.

Mika showed "Pig Apartment" to everyone, and told everyone about Xiao Hei's explanation.

After watching Zhuzhu Apartment, Zhang Wei suddenly realized: "No wonder Yifei knows that this animation is the cause!"

"What do you know?" Yi Fei looked at Zhang Wei and wondered, "Didn't you and Zi Qiao never leave the gym?"

"That's right!" Zi Qiao nodded quickly and said, "We never left."

Zi Qiao pinched Zhang Wei as he spoke, motioning him to say something round.

Zhang Wei was in pain and said, "I mean, no wonder Yifei misunderstood us to go to the commercial street. It turned out that this animation was the cause!"

Ji Yu: "..."

This explains, slightly botched 0...

Fortunately, Yifei believed it.

Yifei looked at Zhuzhu's apartment and said, "Although Xiao Hei's prediction was a little wrong, he was also very good. Curry sauce made a mistake at work and vigorously became an editor. He guessed all these correctly!"

Hearing the words, Dali said: "As long as there is enough big data to build a model, it is indeed possible to accurately simulate the changes that will occur in the future for a long period of time.

However, big data is very logical, and human beings are the most unreasonable.

There are only a few clips in an episode of Piggy's Apartment, and that's enough to illustrate the point.

No matter how powerful big data is, most of the time it can only predict the cause and the result, but the process in the middle may not be accurate. "

Mei Jia nodded and said, "Yes, just like Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei, Xiao Hei said they both went for a massage, but in fact? They have never been out of the gym at all!"

Ziqiao and Zhang Wei: "..."

Inexplicably a little swollen and swollen?

Looking at the phone vigorously, he said, "Compared with big data predicting human behavior patterns, I am even more surprised that Xiao Hei is actually a septuplets!

So far, there is only one record of all surviving septuplets in the world. Xiao Hei is so amazing that he is not registered! "

"It's normal." Ji Yu touched Dali's head and said, "The Internet is not omnipotent, and many things cannot be found online."

After speaking, Ji Yu looked at Dali and said, "I'm more curious, when you reviewed the novel today, were there really so many dangerous words in the novel?"

"That's right." Nodding vigorously, he said, "It is because there are so many dangerous words that we need to edit and review them. Those chapters without dangerous words are published directly."

Ji Yu: "!!"

Chapters with so many dangerous words can be serious content?

He looked at Dali and said, "Now that the net is so strict, your website still accepts this kind of book? Are you not afraid of accidents?"

"?"

Dali heard Ji Yu's words and reacted for two seconds.

After reacting, she looked at Ji Yu and said with a smile, "You misunderstood. Although there are many dangerous words in these chapters, the content is clear and very healthy."

Ji Yu heard the words, but did not speak.

Seeing this, Dali thought for a while, and said, "If you are worried, you can go to the company with me tomorrow. If I haven't seen you all afternoon, I still miss you."

Ji Yu: "??????".

Chapter 137

Ji Yu heard Dali's words and said, "I feel that you are weird today."

"Ah?" Dali was a little puzzled: "Where am I to blame?"

"It's so cute." Ji Yu said.

vigorously:"???"

"I said you two, can you show your love without saying a word?" Yifei crossed her arms, feeling goosebumps.

"Yes!" Zhao Haitang resolutely agreed.

Curry sauce looked at Ji Yu and said in surprise: "I didn't expect that Ji Yu would even say earthy words!"

"Although it is indeed a bit dirty, but! Hehehe."

Mika looked at Ji Yu and Dali with an aunty smile on her face.

As a CP fan, she pays special attention to the words and deeds of Ji Yu and Dali.

Just now, it was Dali who first said that he wanted Ji Yu.

That's why Ji Yu replied.

This is completely different from the earthy love words of those street pats embarrassing passers-by on Douyin!

Those embarrassing teasers are really dirty, this pair is really sweet!

Dali realized that Ji Yu was replying to her words, and was a little happy in his heart.

She looked at Ji Yu and said, "Cousin, are you going to the company with me tomorrow?"

"Go." Ji Yu said decisively.

If Dali didn't say that he missed him, he might still hesitate.

But Dali has made it clear that he is not a human being?

Curry sauce walked to Dali 06 and said, "Dali, can I go to the company with you?"

"Ok?"

Hearing Curry Sauce's words, Dali was a little puzzled: "Why do you want to go to the company with me? Could it be that...you miss me?"

Curry paste: "???"

Seeing Curry Sauce's confused face, he waved his hand vigorously and said, "Just kidding."

"I know why the curry paste is going."

Mika raised her hand and said, "In Pig's apartment, Pig Curry made various mistakes, and he must be fired by the boss later!"

Hearing Mika's words vigorously, he looked at Curry Sauce in surprise: "You were fired?"

"No, no." Curry sauce shook his head and said, "Although I made a lot of mistakes, I was not fired."

Saying that, she took out a bundle of grandpa Mao from her pocket and said, "Not only did I not get fired, but the boss also gave me a bonus."

"???"

Everyone was stunned when they heard the curry sauce.

"If you make a mistake, you will not be fired, but you will be given bonuses. There is still such a good boss in the world?" Zi Qiao was surprised.

"Could this be severance pay?" Zhang Wei said.

Zhao Haitang said, "I've heard a story before about a child who spit on a college student, the college student didn't scold him, but gave him [-] yuan, saying that he spit well, and encouraged the child to spit on him. Others spit.

The college students thought that sooner or later, someone would teach the bear child a hard lesson. "

"Zhao Haitang, why do you have so many poisonous stories?" Meijia looked curious.

Yi Fei looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "I know at the end of this story that the bear children brought many bear children here, and they all spit at the college students and spit to death in college life."

Ji Yu: "???"

After listening to the end, this story is really poisonous.

Seeing that everyone was starting to open their minds, Curry Sauce took out his mobile phone and explained, "The boss didn't fire me, mainly because I was angry.

A passerby took a photo of me apologizing, cut it into a ghost video and posted it on the Internet, which has been viewed millions of times. "

Having said that, Curry Sauce opened his own ghost video and played it for everyone to see.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I'm sorry, can't cancel, cancel, cancel?

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’ll make a new cup right away, do do do do do do do do do do do…”

"puff--"

Seeing the video of ghosts and animals on Curry Sauce's mobile phone, everyone burst into laughter.

"Hahahahaha, this is too crazy!" Zi Qiao said.

"Curry sauce, what's the experience of watching your own ghost video?" Ji Yu was very curious.

"Looking at the comments, there are people who love curry sauce." Zhang Wei said.

Yifei swiped her phone and said, "A lot of people said they would form a group to go to the coffee shop tomorrow to see the curry sauce!"