I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"cousin?"

Seeing that Ji Yu didn't speak, Dali couldn't help but leaned in front of him.

Ji Yu: "!!!"

Don't come here!

In order to prevent nightmares at night, Ji Yu decisively took off the glasses of average appearance.

Seeing Dali's lovely face again, Ji Yu had an inexplicable refreshing feeling like a spring breeze.

Seeing Ji Yu taking off his glasses, he was even more curious: "What exactly do I look like?"

Dali said while putting on his glasses.

"!!!"

Seeing Ji Yu's face in front of him turned into Zhang Wei's face, Dali was stunned at the time.

Could it be that when my cousin looked at her just now, he also saw this face?

No wonder my cousin's expression is so complicated.

Thinking hard, he turned his attention to the other people.

I saw Yi Fei, Mei Jia, Zi Qiao and others all turned into Zhang Wei's faces.

When looking at the face vigorously, other people also put on eyeglasses one after another.

Seeing that everyone's faces turned into Zhang Wei's, Meijia was surprised: "Is Zhang Wei's face average?"

"Zhang Wei's appearance is still average!" Zi Qiao was also surprised.

Yifei looked at Meijia and smiled: "It's quite appropriate for Zhang Wei to wear women's clothes!"

Zhang Wei, who just put on his glasses: "???"

Seeing that everyone's faces turned into his own, Zhang Wei's whole person was not well.

"I turned out to be an average face? I'm not convinced!"

Zhang Wei took off his glasses, looked at Xiao Hei, and said, "Xiao Hei, are you trying to prank me on purpose?"

"I don't."

Xiao Hei raised his hands with an innocent face: "Strictly speaking, this is not your face, it's just that the face generated by big data is highly similar to your face."

"I do not believe!"

Zhang Wei pointed to Yifei and Meijia, and said, "If it is generated by big data, why do girls have the same faces as me?"

Hearing the words, Xiao Hei explained: "Because of the limited time, I only calculated the average value of men, and used your face for dual purposes."

"Ha ha ha ha."

Mika and Yifei couldn't help laughing when they heard Xiao Hei's words.

Zhang Wei wearing women's clothes is really funny.

Zi Qiao looked at everyone and said, "I propose to go to the bar for a drink later, maybe I can see Zhang Wei dressed as a maid!"

"puff."

Ji Yu couldn't hold back when he heard Zi Qiao's words.

As long as Zhang Wei's face doesn't grow on his body, the comedy effect is still very good!

Zhang Wei heard Zi Qiao's words, looked at Xiao Hei decisively, and said solemnly: "You are a fake product that deceives consumers! In the name of a lawyer, I ask you to destroy the product immediately and send an apology letter to apologize!"

Yifei heard the words and persuaded: "I advise you to keep the big things small. Now just a few of us know that you have an average face. When Xiao Hei apologizes, maybe the whole technology circle will know it."

Xiao Hei nodded and said: "This invention is still in the internal testing stage, and it is uncertain whether it will be listed in the future. If I send an apology letter, it is estimated that many people will be interested in it."

Zhang Wei heard the words and changed his words decisively: "Since there is no listing, there will be no consumers, and there will be no fraudulent consumers. I think it's okay not to apologize."

Ji Yu: "..."

You are such a clever little devil.

While Xiao Hei was talking to Zhang Wei, Curry Sauce came over from the next door and said, "You guys are so lively here, do you have any melons to eat?"

"There are some."

Mika quickly handed the average-looking glasses to Curry Sauce and said, "Put them on, and you can see Zhang Wei in women's clothing!"

"So amazing?!"

Curry sauce's eyes lit up and immediately put on his glasses.

The Mika in front of her instantly turned into Zhang Wei's face.

In order to let Curry Sauce appreciate the charm of Zhang Wei, the big guy in women's clothing, Mika twisted her waist, clenched her fists and learned to meow: "Aim~"

"puff--"

"Hahahahaha!"

Curry Sauce burst out laughing at the time, squatting down with his stomach covered.

Zhang Wei: "..."

Mika, are you the devil?

Seeing this scene, Xiao Hei waved his hand and said, "I wish you all a good time, I'll go down first."

"correct."

Before leaving, Xiao Hei did not forget to instruct Ji Yu: "Remember to tell your friends, Xiao Hei wants to know him, very much!"

Ji Yu: "..."

To be honest, you already know it.

After Xiao Hei left, Mika told Curry Sauce the function of the glasses.

Curry sauce looked at everyone with glasses and said, "Really! Everyone has become lawyer Zhang!"

When Zhang Wei heard Curry Sauce's words, he corrected: "Whoever said that they are all lawyers Zhang, everyone present, only I am the lawyer!"

"really."

Curry sauce nodded and said to Zhang Wei: "Your temperament is very unique, I can recognize it at a glance, you are the real lawyer Zhang."

Hearing this, Zhang Wei suddenly regained his senses.

He straightened his back, straightened his neckline, and said, "Tell me in detail, what is unique about my temperament."

Curry Paste: "..."

"Are you sure you want me to tell you?" Curry sauce asked with a complicated look.

Zhang Wei nodded heavily and said, "Say, don't be afraid to hit them!"

Hearing the words, Curry Sauce said, "Okay, I actually want to say that you look the most stingy."

Zhang Wei: "???"

"Ha ha ha ha."

When the others heard Zhang Wei's words, they laughed again.

Zhang Wei stood up from the sofa and said, "Farewell!"

After speaking, he resolutely moved towards 3602.

Zhang Wei is very regretful now, very regretful.

He shouldn't have come to join in the fun.

Curry sauce held the glasses and said, "I also went back, I was watching a horror movie just now, but it was scary.

I plan to continue watching with these glasses, maybe the person inside will also look like Lawyer Zhang, so I won't be afraid. "

"what?"

Mika heard Curry Sauce's words and said, "Watching a horror movie starring Zhang Wei? It seems like a very interesting Yazi!"

"Let's go to see too?" Yifei said.

He looked at Ji Yu vigorously and said, "Cousin, do you see?"

"Look!"

Ji Yu nodded decisively.

……

ten minutes later.

Everyone sat in the living room of 3602, watching "The Shining" starring Zhang Wei, and couldn't stop laughing.

"Zhang Wei chopped himself with an axe, this scene is absolutely amazing," Zi Qiao said.

"When I was young, I thought it was a shadow of childhood, but I didn't expect it to be so funny now." Mika said.

Yifei fiddled with her phone and said, "It's a pity that the pictures seen by the glasses can't be photographed, otherwise I'll let Zeng Xiaoxian take a look too, so that he won't be bored."

Ji Yu heard the words and said, "You can ask Xiao Hei if he can send a copy to Teacher Zeng."

"Makes sense!" Yi Fei's eyes lit up and decisively sent a message to Xiao Hei.

"9, 10, 11..."

Vigorously watching the TV carefully, whispering some numbers in his mouth.

Ji Yu looked at her curiously and said, "Dali, what are you counting?"

"The piercing shot of The Shining." Dali said.

Ji Yu: "???"

Vigorously took off his glasses, looked at Ji Yu, and said, "Cousin, I'll do the math, there are a total of 11 crossover shots in this movie.

Among them, there are 5 consecutive wears, 2 anachronisms, 2 shooting errors, 1 heuristic error, and 1 prop error..."

Ji Yu: "..."