I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Is Dali the legendary microscope girl?

At this moment, a curious thought flashed in Ji Yu's mind.

Is it so strict to watch horror movies when vigorously not wearing glasses? .

Chapter 148

Ji Yu thought about it, and plans to watch a horror movie alone with Dali one day.

Satisfy your curiosity.

After watching "The Shining", Curry Sauce took off his glasses and said, "Wearing these glasses to watch horror movies really does wonders!"

Yi Fei smiled and said, "A good invention has been turned into entertainment by us, Xiao Hei knows it's time to cry."

"No! Not just for entertainment."

Meijia looked at Yifei and said, "Just now a certain treasure reminded me that there are new clothes arriving, I went up to check, the models are all Zhang Wei's face!

Without the model bonus, those clothes are instantly ugly!I emptied the shopping cart in one go. "

"real?!"

Ziqiao's eyes lit up when she heard Mika's words: "Xiaohei's glasses have such a great function?"

Meijia looked at the phone and said with emotion: "Dali is right. After the appearance is average, I will pay more attention to the style of clothes, and I will not be easily influenced by model photos."

Hearing the words vigorously, he put his hand on Meijia's shoulder and said, "How does it feel to be online all the time with your IQ?"

"Not bad!" Mika said.

"Keep at it and you'll love the feeling."

After speaking vigorously, he turned his eyes to Ji Yu.

She looked at Ji Yu and said, "Cousin, let me ask you a question."

"Ask." Ji Yu said.

"Do you prefer my face, or do you prefer my soul?" Dali looked curious.

Ji Yu: "???"

What the devil's problem is this?

When the others heard Dali's words, they all showed wonderful smiles on their faces.

This question is not easy to answer.

Ji Yu saw Dali's serious face, thought for a while, and said, "I like Zhuge Dali, Zhuge Dali's face, and Zhuge Dali's soul, I can't choose which one I like more.

Everything related to Vigor is full of favorability. "

vigorously:"!!!"

other people:"???"

It's a good choice, why do you suddenly start spreading dog food?

Hearing Ji Yu's words vigorously, his little heart beat a little faster.

It turns out that my cousin likes her so much.

Ji Yu raised his hand and touched Dali's head, and said, "Don't ask me such embarrassing questions in the future, you know? As long as it's you, I like it."

other people:"!!!"

shut up!

"Hiccup." Mika stood up from the sofa and said, "The dog food is too supportive. I'll take Nan Bowan out for a walk, and by the way, we can digest."

"I'll accompany you."

Ziqiao also stood up and left 3602 with Mika.

Yifei put on her glasses again and said to Ji Yuhe Dali: "You guys continue, this time you can be held up until I lose."

Ji Yu: "???"

Curry sauce looked at Yifei and said, "Sister Yifei, watching Lawyer Zhang and Lawyer Zhang show their affection, aren't you afraid of having an upset stomach?"

Yifei: "..."

I checked the picture, and it seems to be a little uncomfortable.

She took off her glasses decisively and said, "Okay, just hold on."

Ji Yu looked at Yifei and said, "Don't be nervous, Dali and I are not the kind of people who throw dog food at every turn."

Hearing Ji Yu's words, Yi Fei shook her head and said, "You two spread dog food, it's not human."

Ji Yu: "???"

Is it that serious?

Curry sauce looked at Ji Yuhe Dali, cupped his face, and said, "It's great to have a partner, and I really want to fall in love too."

"Talk about it."

Yifei put her hand on Curry Sauce's shoulder and said, "Tonight there is a small animal-themed party at the bar, you can go and see if you have the right man of your own."

"Little animal theme party?"

Dali heard Yifei's words and said to Ji Yu, "Cousin, I think it's very interesting, shall we go play when the time comes?"

"Okay." Ji Yu nodded.

Curry sauce looked at the three of them with a slightly serious face: "I want to ask you a question, how can you tell whether the other party is the real man or a scumbag?"

"It's easy to judge." Yifei said: "The real man and the scumbag are two extremes."

"who said it!"

Curry sauce refuted Yifei's words and said, "Many times, I thought he was my real son one second before, and the next second, the reality told me that he was actually a scumbag."

Yifei: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

Is reality so cruel?

Looking at Curry Sauce vigorously, he said, "How do you usually choose a partner? I can help you analyze it."

Hearing the words, Curry Sauce said, "First of all, I will go to a place with a lot of people and choose the most handsome one in the crowd."

"Then what?" Dali's mind has already begun to build a functional model.

"Then we are together." Curry sauce said.

vigorously:"……"

Her functional model collapsed.

Ji Yu heard Curry Sauce's words and said, "I've seen people who are in love and look at their faces, but I've never seen someone as pure as you."

"purely?"

After tasting the curry sauce carefully, his eyes lit up: "Are you complimenting me?"

Ji Yu: "???"

Does that sound like a compliment?

Yifei looked at the curry sauce and said, "Ji Yu means that it's normal to look at the face when choosing a person, but besides the face, other factors are also very important!"

"What factor?" Curry sauce looked curious.

"For example, Three Views."

After vigorously speaking, he cautiously asked, "You should know what the three views are, right?"

"Of course I know!" Curry sauce held his respect and said, "Worldview, values ​​and outlook on life!"

"Yes." Nodding vigorously, he said, ". "People nowadays are too casual when they fall in love, and they are together without knowing each other at all, which can easily lead to tragedies.

Therefore, it is very important to have a series of exchanges after meeting. "

"Like Dali is a positive example." Yifei said, "You see Ji Yu is so handsome, Dali didn't like him directly, but after getting along with each other, he decided to confess to Ji Yu after they felt that they were suitable for each other.

As for the quality of their relationship..."

Yifei gave Curry Sauce a look and said, "You know."

"I understand!" Curry sauce nodded heavily.

Ji Yu and Dali cried sweetly.

It was because of the influence of the two that Curry Sauce was crazy about falling in love.

Curry sauce thought for a while and said, "That is to say, I should not look at my face and communicate with each other more so that I can filter out the scumbags and find my true soul mate."

"almost."

Yifei handed the average-looking glasses to Curry Sauce, and said: "Tonight you will put on these glasses, facing Zhang Wei's face, you will definitely be able to chat with each other well."

Curry Sauce: "...this is."

He looked at Curry Sauce vigorously, and said, "If you need it, I can give you (Wang Hao's) a test of my boyfriend's strength to fully examine whether the other party is suitable to be a boyfriend."

"this is not bad."

Yifei heard Dali's words and said, "Do a test before communicating to better filter out scumbags."

Dali heard the words, shook his head, and said, "Mr. Hu, my boyfriend's strength test will take at least a month or two to get the results. Your idea won't work."

"It doesn't matter." Curry sauce flashed and said, "I can search the Internet to see if there is a boyfriend strength test that gives the answer on the spot, and then I will do it for others!"

After the curry sauce finished speaking, I took out my phone and looked it up.

Yifei looked at Ji Yu and Dali and said, "The theme party at night requires everyone to wear animal headbands to enter the venue. Are you ready?"

"Have."

Ji Yu shook his phone and said, "I just placed the order, and it will be delivered within two hours."