I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Hearing this, Ji Yu waved at Zhao Haitang and said, "Go, I just want to be a beautiful man quietly."

Seeing that Ji Yu's five answers were all correct, Zhao Haitang's face turned ashen and closed.

He clapped his hands vigorously to applaud Ji Yu, and said, "Cousin, you are so amazing that you can even know this kind of question."

"To be honest, I didn't really understand what Zhao Haitang said." Yifei tasted it carefully and said, "Translating popular phrases in ancient Chinese is amazing."

Curry sauce took out a pen and handed it to Zhao Haitang, and said, "Zhao Haitang, I think your questions are quite difficult. Help me add them to the test paper, and I will let others do it."

"Can you add more questions to your test paper?" Yifei's eyes lit up and said, "Help me add one too, just say if you bought a house with an excavator room, how would you decorate it, and how would you answer the questions."

Curry paste: "???"

Seeing Curry Sauce's confused face, Yifei explained: "This question can test the opponent's ability to play on the spot, ability to withstand pressure and imagination, and it is very useful!"

After listening to the curry sauce, he said, "I just like a serious nonsense person like you."

After speaking, Curry Sauce looked at Dali and Ji Yu and said, "Do you two have any questions you want to add?"

"No." Ji Yu shook his head.

"Wait a minute." Vigorously took out his phone, as if he was going to find a question for Curry Sauce.

At this time, a new message popped up.

[1 item] Qingqing: I just finished arguing with her, and I feel a little down. Would you like to chat with me?

Ji Yu, who saw the news: "???!"

Who is this Qingqing?Down.

Chapter 151

When Ji Yu was puzzled, he vigorously handed the phone to Curry Sauce and said, "I have some logical thinking ability test questions here, you can add them."

"Let me see."

Curry paste took over the phone, looked at it and said, "Elephants are animals, and animals have legs, so elephants have legs.

A: Yes. B: No.

All A have one eye and B has one eye, so A and B are the same.

A: Yes. B: No.

When B is greater than C, X is less than C but C is never greater than B, so,

A: X will never be greater than B

B: X is never less than B

C: X will never be less than C..."

"???"

Looking at the curry sauce, the whole person was stunned.

What a topic this is!

The curry sauce feels a little dizzy in the eyes and a little dizzy in the head.

She shook her head, returned the phone to Dali, and said, "Dali, your question is too difficult, let's forget it."

　 　"Okay." Dali took the phone with a pity expression on his face.

These are very classic logical thinking test questions.

She also thought that curry paste would like it.

"cough."

Ji Yu looked at Dali and said, "Dali, you have unread messages on WeChat, why don't you reply?"

"Yes, you reminded me."

He said vigorously, opened WeChat, and started replying to [Qingqing].

Ji Yu put his head close and saw that Qingqing's avatar was a selfie of a fitness man, and his whole person was not well.

Dali is this chatting with a male netizen?

"Cousin." Dali looked at Ji Yu and said, "Are you interested in my chat records with others?"

"No!" Ji Yu denied.

How could he possibly monitor his girlfriend's chat history.

He is not such a person!

He believes in Dali and will definitely not do anything wrong to him.

but!

Ji Yu looked at Dali and said solemnly: "Society is sinister, there are too many liars these days, I'm afraid you will be deceived by strangers."

"what?"

Dali heard Ji Yu's words and said in surprise, "How do you know this person is a liar?"

Ji Yu: "???"

Is this guy really a liar?

"Since he's already chatting, why do you still pay attention to him?" Ji Yu asked strangely.

"He didn't talk about it." Dali said: "It's just that I knew he was a liar, and I took the initiative to add him."

Ji Yu was puzzled when he heard Dali's words: "Why are you a liar?"

Hearing the words vigorously, he explained, "I'm going to write a paper on analyzing fraud routines, and I'm taking materials."

Ji Yu: "???"

Is it so pretty?

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he said, "Analyzing the routine is just the first step. My real purpose is to crack the routine, so that the number of victims can be effectively reduced after the paper is published."

"Anti-routine?" Ji Yu said.

"Hmm." Nodding vigorously.

"let me see."

Dali handed the phone to Ji Yu, Ji Yu swiped his fingers and began to check the chat records of Dali and Qingqing.

The two were friends who added a few days ago.

It is said that Qingqing is a family squat, but he has a great dream to become a cartoonist.

His mother felt that painting was not a proper job, and was very unsupportive. Qingqing quarreled with her mother because of this, and asked Dali for comfort.

Dali comforted a few words without emotion, but Qingqing said that she was comforted.

Soon, Qingqing said, "I didn't ask you before, what kind of work do you do?"

He looked at Ji Yu vigorously and said, "What do you think I should do?"

"You definitely can't say you're a graduate student." Ji Yu said, "Your education is too high to cheat, maybe he will give up."

Nod vigorously in agreement.

Ji Yu thought for a while and replied, "I'm delivering food, would you like one?"

vigorously:"???"

Isn't this reply a bit sloppy?

Qingqing almost laughed when she saw Ji Yu's reply.

I didn't expect this product to be a takeaway, this wave should be able to deceive.

Qingqing replied quickly: "delivering food is very good, my mother said that it is better to deliver food than drawing comics. Because of this, I had a fight with her."

Ji Yu: "Your mother might be hungry now, why don't you order her a takeaway? She must be very moved, and you can make up."

Qingqing: "...forgot to tell you, after quarreling with my mother, I came to my grandpa's house in a fit of anger."

Ji Yu: "Where is your grandfather? Let me see if he is within my delivery range."

Qingqing: ? ? ?

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he was a little confused: "Cousin, what are you doing?"

"I'm going to take the initiative." Ji Yu looked at Dali and said, "Disrupt the liar's rhythm and disrupt his routine."

While speaking, Qingqing sent a message.

"When I came back this time, the wrinkles and white hair on my grandpa's face were much more than the last time I came. /cry/cry."

Seeing this, Ji Yu replied, "Time is a butcher's knife."

Qingqing: "..."

I always find this sentence weird.

"I really want to be with my grandfather, but grandpa said that when I grow up, I can't stay in the countryside... I just wanted to take grandpa to the city, but grandpa insisted on staying and guarding his tea mountain. "Qingqing said.

Ji Yu replied: "It's not easy for the old man, tell me the address, and I'll see if I can deliver him a takeaway."

"No need." Qingqing said, "My grandfather is making tea and has no time to eat. I'm helping him."

"It's tiring to do this kind of work, why don't you have a takeaway to fill your stomach?" Ji Yu continued.

Qingqing:  …

Can't you say anything about this product besides takeout?

Taking a deep breath, Qingqing continued: "It's too far, don't bother you, do you want to taste my grandpa's tea?"

"It's too far, I can't get it." Ji Yu said.

"Send it to you." Qingqing said.

"Okay, you send tea, I'll send you takeaway." Ji Yu replied.