I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu, Dali and Yi Fei's little hearts lifted instantly.

Fortunately, Zhao Haitang stopped the curry sauce, Zhao Haitang fooled the curry sauce to close his eyes, and then ran away quickly.

Ji Yu: "???"

Just fly?

"I have a question." Dali looked at Ji Yu and asked curiously, "Did Zhao Haitang explain clearly to the curry sauce?"

"I don't know." Ji Yu shook his head.

"Hurry up, stand up, the curry sauce is here." Yifei said, straightening her back and holding up her wine glass, looking like she was going to take a hard photo.

Ji Yu: "..."

Are you sure it won't be exposed faster? .

Chapter 154

Curry Sauce walked to Ji Yu and the others with his shoes in his arms, looking a little lost: "Eric left in a hurry, leaving only one shoe.

You say, did I do something wrong? "

"How could it be!" Yifei waved his hand and said, "It may be that his girlfriend found out that he had cheated on him, and he had to die at home, so he left."

vigorously:"???"

Ji Yu: "???"

Is this a consolation or a fill-in?

When Curry Sauce heard Yifei's words, her face was stunned: "Sister Yifei, did you hear what Eric said to me? Can you all hear it from so far away?"

Hearing the words vigorously, he was surprised: "Eric told you about his cheating?"

"Yes." Curry sauce nodded and said, "Although it was a joke, I was almost scared."

vigorously:"……"

Not kidding, it's true.

Curry sauce glanced at the shoes in his hand and said obsessively: "You don't know how honest Eric is, he even told me about the heightening insoles.

He is definitely a good guy. "

When Yifei heard the words, he dismantled the platform and said, "Who would put up a higher insole for serious people! If you don't believe me, ask Ji Yu to see if he puts them up."

"Ji Yu is tall enough, he doesn't need it." Curry sauce decisively helped Eric save his respect, saying: "Eric must be in a hurry so he left."

"For example... his mother called him home for dinner?" Ji Yu said.

"This is a bit ridiculous." Curry sauce looked calm, and said: "I think it should be the brother who finds him to open the black, watch football, or part-time jobs, all possible!"

Ji Yu: "..."

Seeing that Curry Sauce was completely blind, Ji Yu couldn't say anything. He glanced at the shoes in Curry Sauce's hand and said, "What are you going to do now?"

Hearing the words, Curry Sauce looked firm: "I'm going to wait for him at the bar!"

Dali heard this and was surprised: "Cinderella left a shoe, and then you have to wait for the rabbit?"

"I also want to look for people all over the city like a prince, but..." Curry sauce lowered his head and sighed: "My wallet doesn't allow it!"

Ji Yu: "..." True.

The curry sauce took a deep breath and said, "I have decided that I will come to the bar every night and bring my own white water!"

Seeing that the curry sauce was so persistent, Yifei patted her shoulder helplessly and said, "Come on."

……

the next day.

morning.

As soon as Ji Yu came out of the bedroom, Mika rushed in front of him.

Shengsheng scared Ji Yu, who was drowsy, awake.

Seeing Mika staring at him with wide eyes, Ji Yu was inexplicably a little nervous: "What, what's wrong?"

"Ji Yu, you are so handsome." Mika said very seriously.

Ji Yu: "???"

Seeing Ji Yu's dazed expression, Mika's eyes twitched, and she said, "It's good that even dazed is so handsome."

"???"

Ji Yu looked at Zi Qiao who was sitting on the sofa with a confused expression, and said, "Zi Qiao, what happened to your wife?"

"Calm down."

Zi Qiao looked at Ji Yu and said, "I was wearing average-looking glasses all day yesterday, but I was brainwashed by Zhang Wei's face, causing physical discomfort. I want to see the handsome guy wash his eyes."

Ji Yu: "...So it is."

Ji Yu breathed a sigh of relief when he learned that Mika was not sick.

He turned around and entered the bathroom. After washing up, he went straight to the restaurant and sat down.

Mika followed, staring at Ji Yu the whole time.

Dali gave Ji Yu a bowl of noodles, served with spare ribs, eggs and vegetables, which smelled especially delicious.

When Ji Yu was eating noodles, Zhang Wei came over from next door, full of energy, completely different from yesterday.

He looked at everyone and said, "I'm going to Xiaonanguo for dinner at noon. Do you need me to pack something to bring back?"

"Xiao Nanguo?"

When Ziqiao heard Zhang Wei's words, she looked surprised: "You are so stingy, you actually went to Xiaonanguo for dinner?"

"Has Lawyer Zhang won the lottery?" vigorously guessed.

"Of course not." Zhang Weili adjusted his collar and said, "A client invited me to dinner."

"Female client?" Mika asked.

Seeing Mei Jia staring at Ji Yu, Zhang Wei didn't look at him at all, and was a little puzzled: "Mei Jia, are you talking to me?"

"Yes, that's right, it's you." Mei Jia looked at Ji Yu and said, "I looked at your face all day yesterday, and I don't want to look at you for the time being. Please be considerate."

Zhang Wei: "..."

"Back to the point." Zi Qiao looked at Zhang Wei with a curious expression: "Is it really a female client who invited you to dinner?"

"Yes." Zhang Wei nodded.

"What kind of female customer?" Mei Jia said with a gossip face, "Education, address, family background, we will help you check!"

Hearing this, Zhang Wei looked helpless: "You have misunderstood, they have a boyfriend, and they invited me to dinner just to thank me for mediating their couple conflicts."

"cut!"

Knowing the truth, Mika and Ziqiao were suddenly not interested.

"Thank you for your meal earlier." Zi Qiao said.

"That's not the point!" Zhang Wei walked to the living room and said, "Everyone, I want to announce something even more amazing than going to Xiaonanguo for dinner!"

"whats the matter?"

Seeing Zhang Wei so solemn, even Ji Yu was a little interested.

Zhang Wei looked at everyone and said, "I have super powers!"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

"Are you serious?" Ji Yu looked at Zhang Wei with a slightly complicated expression.

"Seriously, of course."

Zhang Wei looked up at the 45-degree angle and said, "Yesterday, after I found out that I had an average face, it was very painful, and I was at a loss for a while.

I searched online to find out how I could make myself more handsome.

There is a post on the Internet, saying that doing the same can make the facial features very three-dimensional, and change from Asian blood to Asian and European blood in minutes.

I followed the online tutorials and bought a lot of artifacts that can improve my appearance. "

As Zhang Wei spoke, he took out the artifact he bought from his pocket and put it on the table.

Ji Yu saw that there were nose clips, balloons, headgear, and ear scoops.

"These things... can improve the facial features?" Ji Yu's face was full of disbelief.

Seriously suspect that Zhang Wei has been pitted by a marketing account.

Zhang Wei nodded and introduced: "The nose clip can make the nose taller and straighter. Blowing a balloon can make your face thinner. This headgear can tighten your skin and remove wrinkles, which is better than blowing a balloon."

Seeing what Zhang Wei said so powerfully, Meijia couldn't help but glance at Zhang Wei.

Immediately, he turned his gaze back to Ji Yu's face and said, "Zhang Wei, according to my visual observation, you are the same as yesterday."

"It doesn't matter." Zhang Wei smiled confidently and said, "I don't care about my face anymore, because I have super powers!"

"Yes." Ji Yu reacted and said, "You haven't said yet, what's the matter with your super power."

"I've been talking about it!" Zhang Wei said, picking up the ear scoop and saying, "My super power is related to it."

Hearing the words vigorously, his mind opened up: "You mean, this ear-picking spoon, like Sun Wukong's golden hoop stick, can be made bigger or smaller?"

Zhang Wei: "???"

"No." Zhang Wei shook his head sharply and said, "I mean, this ear pick has changed me. Although it was given by the store, after I used it, I found that my hearing is different from ordinary people!"

"Harm." After Mika heard it, she said, "Isn't it just taking out the old earwax to improve your hearing? What kind of superpower is this?"

Ji Yu: "..."

Fortunately, his noodles have been eaten, otherwise it will definitely not be fragrant now.