I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"Master, you are so kind to me."

Ji Yu: "?"

What did he do?

Seeing Ji Yu's puzzled face, Zhang Wei said, "I know, you definitely don't want to increase my burden when you play single-player games..."

When Zhang Wei said that, the whole person suddenly trembled.

Ji Yu looked at Zhang Wei and said, "You misunderstood, I'm not playing a stand-alone game, but an online game."

After that, Ji Yu opened Mario Kart and started driving happily with the netizens.

Zhang Wei: "..."

He was naive.

Zhang Wei turned on his mobile phone, ready to grab the year-end red envelope to soothe his injured little heart.

Suddenly, a warm feeling came from his abdomen.

Zhang Wei's face changed, and he said while twitching: "It's so hot, my stomach is so hot, I feel like a kettle with boiling water..."

Hearing this, Ziqiao looked decisively at Zhao Haitang: "What's going on this time?"

Zhao Haitang quickly flipped through the manual and said, "The manual says that downloading or uploading too quickly will cause the device to overheat, and a vibrating alarm will alert the user."

Hearing the words vigorously, he said, "Could it be that someone is downloading movies?"

"No."

Yifei opened his mouth and said, "I'm uploading the year-end summary. It's this time. Who is in the mood to watch a movie?"

Yifei looked at Zhang Wei and said, "Just hold on, it's only 600 megabytes, and it will be over soon."

"???"

Everyone was shocked when they heard Yifei's words.

"600 trillion? That's all?"

"This is the biggest mid-year 'small' knot I've ever seen!" Zhao Haitang said.

"After all, Yi Fei is a ruthless person who can write down her elementary school awards in her resume!" Zi Qiao said.

He looked at Yifei vigorously and suggested, "Mr. Hu, you can compress the file and send it again."

Yifei heard the words, her eyes lit up: "Good idea!"

Yifei cancels the upload and compresses and packs the file.

After a while, she looked at the size and said, "Not very good, there are still more than [-] trillion 々¨."

Zi Qiao heard the words and said, "Would you like to try to compress it a few more times?"

Ji Yu: "???"

Matryoshka compression is okay?

Ji Yu walked up to Yifei and said, "I'll give you the next compression software that can compress 600 megabytes into 6 megabytes."

"???" Yifei heard Ji Yu's words and said in shock: "Really? So powerful?"

"real."

As Ji Yu spoke, he opened the network disk and downloaded directly from the network disk.

Dali curiously came over and looked at the name of the software, which was unremarkable.

However, the memory size surprised her: "This software is 500 megabytes?"

"Nani?!"

When Zhang Wei heard Dali's words, his whole body became unwell.

"500 megabytes of compression software, me me me me me, it's too difficult." Zhang Wei twitched wildly as he said.

He stood up from the chair and covered his stomach with a painful expression: "My stomach is really hot, I can't do it, I can't do it."

"Stop howling."

Qi Ye walked to Zhang Wei with a glass of cold water and said, "It's too hot to drink more cold water. It's a big deal."

Zhang Wei heard the words of the seventh master, and decisively took the water and drank it, and his stomach suddenly felt comfortable.

"Seventh Master, you are too amazing!" Zhang Wei said excitedly.

Hearing this, the seventh master smiled and pulled out the "Ground Worker" badge, revealing the "Medical Staff" badge.

"I'm a professional." Seventh Master said.

Ji Yu: "???"

Is it so beer?

Yifei looked at the seventh master and said, "Qiye, how is the wind outside? Can we take off?"

"Not yet." Seventh Master shook his head and said, "The wind outside is a little weaker, but a flock of birds has come, I have to drive the birds away."

"You still chase birds?" Dali asked curiously.

Hearing this, the seventh master took out the "medical worker"'s breastplate and showed the bird repellent's breastplate.

He smiled and said, "I'm also a professional in catching birds."

"I'll go!" Zhao Haitang glared and said, "Old man, you are too strong!"

Ji Yu: "..."

Could it be that the seventh master is the legendary sweeper monk?

When Master Qi went out to chase birds with tools, Mika sent a video call.

Zi Qiao answered quickly and said with a smile, "Wife, do you miss me?"

"No." Mika said excitedly, "I'm here to tell you some important news. Guan Gu has hidden the secrets of food in the apartment, and Curry Sauce and I are looking for it."

"Ah?" Zi Qiao was a little surprised and said, "How do you know that Guan Gu has hidden the secrets of food?"

"Brother Guan Gu said it." Meijia explained, "Brother Guan sent me a video saying that when Guan Gu ran away from home, Guan Gu's father hid the mystery in Guan Gu's luggage.

However, Guan Gu was stubborn and only wanted to draw comics, but he never opened it.

However, according to the customs of Guan Gu's family, the groom should carry the secret meaning back at the wedding. In order to make the wedding go smoothly, the big brother asked me to help me find it. "

"Which way or more!"

Everyone listened to the words of Perfect Jia and understood.

He looked at Mika vigorously and said, "The Guan Gu family is a culinary family, and the records on the profound meaning must be top-notch cuisine. Sister Mika, share it with me after you find it. I want to learn to cook it for my cousin."

Ji Yu felt a little happy when he heard Dali's words.

The little cousin was so kind to him.

"."OK." Mika gestured, indicating that there is no problem.

"Sister Meijia, I found it!"

At this time, curry sauce suddenly came into the camera, and she was holding a wooden box in both hands, looking very excited.

Ji Yu glanced at it and felt that the box was very familiar.

If I remember correctly, Yu Mo had bought it.

It is said to take at least 24 very complicated steps to open it!

Mika and Curry Sauce also quickly realized that the wooden box is a hidden box.

The two twisted up and down, left and right, but they couldn't open it at all.

"No!" Mika opened her eyes wide and said, "The treasure chests have been found, but they can't be opened?"

Ziqiao looked at Dali and said expectantly, "Dali, have you ever practiced in a lock-picking company?"

vigorously:"???"

"No." Shaking his head vigorously, he said, "But I can find a few posts about opening the organization for Sister Meijia."

After vigorously speaking, search the Internet for tutorials on opening the box.

Ji Yu looked at Mika and said, "I have an idea."

"what?"

When Mika and Dali (of Zhao's) heard Ji Yu's words, their eyes suddenly lit up.

Ji Yu looked down and said, "Put the box on the ground, jump on it hard, and crush it directly."

"???"

Is it so simple and rude!

Ji Yu remembered that the property manager of the community did just that.

"No, no, no." Mei Jia looked at Ji Yu and said, "This box contains the profound truth of the Guan Gu family. If the profound truth is accidentally destroyed, the whole Guan Gu family will probably commit suicide!"

"Wedding directly into a funeral?" Yifei said.

Zi Qiao made up his mind and felt that the picture was very bloody.

He looked at Ji Yu and said, "Ji Yu, is there any other way for you?"

Hearing this, Ji Yu lowered his head and thought for a while.

After a while, he raised his head and his eyes lit up: "By the way, Dabai has the function of scanning and solving problems. You can scan Dabai and try it, maybe you can find a solution."

"????"

Everyone was shocked when they heard Ji Yu's words.

Dabai is too versatile! .

Chapter 169