I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

" ."

Ji Yu felt that he was a prime number killer with no emotions.

Seeing that Ji Yu said so much without making a mistake, Dali brightened his eyes and said, "Cousin, maybe we can count indefinitely."

Ji Yu: "???"

Although prime numbers are indeed infinite.

But it's too scary to play infinitely!

Ji Yu took a sip of water to suppress his shock, and poured Dali a glass by the way, saying, "Drink first."

"it is good."

Take the water vigorously and drink it.

Because prime numbers are too interesting, she is not nervous at all now, and even wants to discuss the prime number theorem with Ji Yu.

Dali thought like this, and said the same: "Cousin, do you know the prime number theorem?"

Ji Yu: "...I don't know."

Hearing the words vigorously, Xiang Jiyu was excited: "There are 6 prime number theorems, which were discovered and summarized by mathematicians of different eras.

These six are..."

Ji Yu: "..."

He shouldn't be playing Prime Solitaire with his little cousin.

"Dali." Ji Yu interrupted Dali's words and said, "Do you know what happens when two people look at each other for 10 seconds?"

"?"

Dali heard Ji Yu's words and wondered, "What will happen?"

Ji Yu didn't speak, and looked at Dali's eyes quietly.

Seeing this, Vigor calmed down and looked at Ji Yu.

And counted in his heart.

10

9.

8.

7.

Suddenly, Dali's eyes darkened, and there was a bit of heat on his lips.

vigorously:"!!!".

Chapter 178

After soaking in the hot spring, Dali's entire face was red.

Guan Gu saw this scene, looked at Ji Yu, and said with concern: "Ji Yujun, is the water in your hot spring very hot?"

Ji Yu heard the words, glanced at Dali, and said with a smile, "It's okay, it's just that Dali was practicing holding his breath, and he accidentally overplayed it."

vigorously:"……"

Good reason to practice holding your breath.

Yi Fei looked at each other a few times, with a knowing smile on her face.

Obviously, everyone knows what Ji Yu and Dali did when they soaked in the hot spring.

Guan Gu did not doubt what Ji Yu said at all. He looked at Ji Yu excitedly and said, "Ji Yujun, let's go back and play pillow fights!"

"Okay." Ji Yu nodded and walked outside with everyone.

……

Guan Gu's house.

In a room full of tatami.

Everyone took off their shoes and sat on the tatami to listen to Guan Gu explaining the rules.

"Pillow Fight is a very popular game for us in Neon, and it's a lot in the comics. For a while we grouped by men and women.

Haitang Jun and Xiao Hei went to the izakaya to discuss literature, so the group was just four people on one side.

Among the four, one was a general, one was a guard, and two were samurai.

Samurai can throw pillows to attack, guards can block pillows with quilts, generals sit at the back and cannot move, but can pick up pillows.

If the general fails to catch the pillow and gets hit by the pillow, he loses. "

Guan Gu looked at the crowd and said, "Do you all understand?"

"Understood!" Everyone nodded.

Ziqiao tasted it carefully and said, "Isn't this game just a mutant version of throwing sandbags?"

Yifei rolled up her sleeves and said, "I want to be a samurai!"

"I want to be a warrior too!" Guan Gu said, pulling out a forehead wipe from his pocket and tying it with a determined look.

"I want to be a general!" Ji Yu said.

"Nani?!"

When Guan Gu heard Ji Yu's words, he was stunned: "Ji Yu-jun, shouldn't you be a warrior like me" ~?"

Ji Yu looked at Guan Gu and said, "I think the general sounds more handsome."

vigorously:"……"

Don't think she doesn't know.

Cousin is just too lazy to move.

Ji Yu didn't expect it either.

In the pillow fight, there is still such a role that does not move but is very important.

It suits him so well!

The game starts soon.

The woman, Yoyo is the general, Yumo is the guard, Dali and Yifei are the samurai.

For the man, Ji Yu is the general, Zhang Wei is the guard, Guan Gu and Ziqiao are the warriors.

Zi Qiao looked at the warrior camps on both sides, feeling a little flustered for no reason.

Although there is a girl on the opposite side, Yi Fei can flick and flash, and Dali is a ruthless man who runs five kilometers without panting!

Inexplicably, I feel that the combat power is a bit disparate...

"Let's start!" Guan Gu said.

"what!"

When Yifei heard Guan Gu's words, she immediately jumped up and smashed the pillow over.

Seeing the menacing pillow, Zhang Wei reflexively avoided.

Ji Yu, who was forced to take a pillow: "???"

He seriously suspected that Zhang Wei was a spy sent from the opposite side.

Ji Yu threw the pillow back, because of his strength and Yoyo's lack of defense, the pillow hit Yoyo directly!

long:"???"

Yifei and Dali, who were addicted to the attack: "???"

Yu Mo, whose eyes were all on the other warrior's body: "???"

"This..." Zi Qiao hesitated for a moment and said, "Have we won?"

Guan Gu nodded dully and said, "Yes, we won."

"Oh!!!"

When Zhang Wei and Ziqiao heard this, they excitedly threw away the things in their hands and hugged each other excitedly.

"We won, we won!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Is this a win?

"Ji Yujun, you are too powerful!" Guan Gu looked at Ji Yu, his eyes changed from sluggish to excited: "I always thought that generals were useless, but I never thought that generals could be so powerful!"

Ji Yu: "..."

In fact, he also thought that the general was useless.

"Depend on."

Yifei looked at the cheering boys and couldn't believe it: "I actually lost? This is too lack of game experience!"

He looked at Ji Yu who was sitting on the tatami, and said with admiration, "Cousin is really good at playing games."

"No, I have to pull the score back."

As Yifei said, he rolled up another sleeve, looked at Guan Gu and the others, and said, "Come again, we were careless just now. Next, let you see what a real warrior is!"

The words fell, and the new pillow fight started again.

……

two hours later.

Everyone was lying on the tatami, looking exhausted.

The final score was 1:1 and the two sides were tied.