I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

In order to end this topic as soon as possible, Ji Yu nodded to Guan Gu and said, "Yes, I met him in the apartment."

"3601?" Mika said weakly.

"3602." Ji Yu said.

"It's okay, okay." Mika breathed a sigh of relief.

When Zhang Wei heard Ji Yu's words, his whole body became unwell: "That cockroach is still in our house?"

"Don't be nervous." Guan Gu patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "It won't hurt anyone, old friend."

Vigorously looked at Ji Yu, with a serious expression: "Cockroaches are arthropods, oviparous. Rats are mammals, viviparous. How can these two animals reproduce? Unscientific."

Guan Gu heard Dali's words and said, "We have discussed this issue before, the cockroach may be a mutant creature, just like a dog!"

"Godzilla?" vigorously guessed.

"Yes." Guan Gu's eyes lit up and said, "Godzilla was originally an ordinary lizard, but after being affected by nuclear radiation for a long time, it mutated into a huge monster with a length of [-] meters."

Hearing the words vigorously, he decisively took out his mobile phone to formulate the equation: "I calculate the probability of a cockroach or a mouse mutating into a cockroach rat."

Ji Yu: "???"

Does this count as well?

As expected of you, Zhuge Dali.

Seeing that everyone ignored him again, Zhao Haitang coughed lightly and said, "I didn't find any cockroaches upstairs, but I found Teacher Hu's design sketch!"

As Zhao Haitang spoke, she took out a crumpled piece of paper from her pocket and said, "I saw this upstairs. I heard from the decorator that the pattern on it was drawn by Teacher Hu and Teacher Zeng when they were talking on the phone.

According to my guess, this should be Mr. Hu and Mr. Zeng's discussion on decoration.But it felt difficult to achieve, so it was abandoned. "

Ji Yu heard the words and curiously leaned over to take a look.

I saw only a few simple doodles on the note, rivers, small fish, stars, clouds.

"Are you sure this is a design sketch?" Ji Yu questioned.

"Absolutely!" Zhao Haitang said with a firm expression, "This must be the decoration that Teacher Hu really wants, but there is no one person to help her achieve it.

And now, that person has appeared. "

Zhao Haitang straightened her back as she spoke, feeling a ray of light falling on her body from top to bottom, and her whole body lit up.

When Meijia heard this, she asked curiously, "Are you going to help Yifei remodel?"

"That's right." Zhao Haitang looked at everyone and said, "However, Teacher Hu's design sketch is too simple. I need everyone's advice."

"What advice?" Yoyo looked curious.

Zhao Haitang looked up at the 45-degree angle and said, "Tolstoy once said that most of the happy people are alike, and the happy family must be the same.

You can tell me what are the most important elements of my dream home and I will draw inspiration from it. "

"It's not very good." Zhang Wei looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Yifei only asked you to help with the finishing touches, but didn't ask you to change the decoration."

Hearing this, Zhao Haitang said solemnly, "Lawyer Zhang, do you know why you always fail to receive good cases?"

"Why?" Zhang Wei's ears perked up, his face curious.

"Because you are always waiting for others to come to you." Zhao Haitang clenched her hands into a fist and said, "You have to take the initiative to find out the real needs of customers and be a considerate Party B!"

Zhang Wei: "..."

I always felt that Zhao Haitang was talking nonsense.

"Anyway." Zhang Wei looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "Before making changes, you'd better ask Yifei's opinion."

"rest assured!"

After Zhao Haitang finished speaking, she took out her mobile phone and started recording.

"Let's start with Lawyer Zhang." Zhao Haitang said, "If Teacher Hu is satisfied, you are the number one hero!"

Zhang Wei heard the words and said decisively: "Safety, my dream home must be safe! Hard-earned money must not be stolen."

Seeing this, others also expressed their opinions one after another.

"My home needs to be fun. There is a big game room! There is also a studio!" Guan Gu said.

"My family needs to be cute. It's better to have a castle like in fairy tales." Mika said.

"Fairy tale?" Zhao Haitang paused for a moment and said, "Will Teacher Hu like it?"

"It must be!" Mika agreed: "Every girl has a dream of a fairytale castle!"

"is it?"

Zhao Haitang looked at Dali and said, "Dali, do you have it?"

Dali heard the words and said while calculating: "I don't pay much attention to this, but I think there must be floor heating in the home. Big data shows that the human brain can stimulate creativity most in an environment of 25 to 30 degrees."

Ji Yu heard Dali's words and silently wrote it down.

It will be useful to decorate the wedding room in the future. .

Chapter 185

After a few minutes.

Zhao Haitang looked at the phone and said, "Ji Yu and Brother Guan Gu want to have fun, Vigorously want warmth, Sister Meijia wants fairy tales, Lawyer Zhang wants safety, curry sauce, and Sister Youyou wants mirrors and mahjong."

After reading it, Zhao Haitang put the mobile phone in his pocket, looked at everyone, and said, "Thank you for giving me inspiration, I already have a perfect decoration design in my mind!"

Meijia looked at Zhao Haitang and asked curiously, "Aren't you going to use all these elements?"

"The secret cannot be leaked."

Zhao Haitang looked mysterious and said, "You'll know when the time comes. I'll go upstairs first, see you later!"

After speaking, Zhao Haitang ran away from 3601.

Zhang Wei stood up from his chair and said, "I'll go back first, and a couple will come to mediate later."

Curry sauce took the last bite of the toast and said, "I'm going back to read too. There are a lot of books to read in the college entrance examination for adults. Goodbye everyone."

"Goodbye." Ji Yu waved at the curry sauce.

Curry Sauce only decided to take the adult college entrance examination a few days ago.

Before the Chinese New Year, she followed Dali to do an internship at the Chinese website later. She felt that the atmosphere there was good, and she wanted to change into a regular job.

But the personnel said that employees must have a college degree. It happened that Curry Sauce regretted not going to college. After discussing it vigorously, Curry Sauce decided to study by himself while working part-time.

As soon as Curry Sauce left, he vigorously raised his head from the vast function, looked at Ji Yu, and said, "Cousin, according to my calculations.

The probability of a mouse mutating into a roach rat is 0.075% higher than that of a cockroach mutating into a roach rat, but this does not rule out the possibility that the roach rat you see is a roach mutated.

Plus, the odds of a person seeing a cockroach are [-] in [-], which is rarer than winning the lottery jackpot. "

Ji Yu: "???"

Is it that great?

When Yunyou heard Dali's words, she leaned into Mika's ear and whispered, "Is Dali always like this?"

Mika nodded and whispered, "Now you know why I didn't teach her to act like a spoiled child?"

long:"……"

too difficult.

Just vigorously this is full of functional equations and rational brains.

Can she really teach how to act like a spoiled child?

Seeing that Yunyou fell silent, Mika resolutely patted her shoulders and encouraged: "Come on, you can do it, believe in yourself!"

Hearing this, Yunyou stood up decisively and said, "I'll make a coquettish plan!"

"I'll accompany you." Guan Gu stood up and went next door with Youyou.

Seeing that Yoyo is so active, Vigorously feels that he can't slack off.

She picked up "A Coquette's Best Life" on the table, and said, "I'll go back to the house to study it, and it will be a preview before class."

Soon, there were only Ji Yu and Mika left in the living room.

Meijia glanced at her bedroom, and seeing that Ziqiao didn't want to come out, she looked at Ji Yu decisively, and said, "Ji Yu, can you lend me some money?"

"Okay, how much do you borrow?" Ji Yu said.

Mika was stunned when she heard Ji Yu's words.

"You're so refreshing!" Mika looked at Ji Yu in surprise and said, "Why don't you ask me to borrow money?"

Ji Yu heard the words and asked in doubt, "Why do you ask?"

Mika: "..."

It seems to make sense.

She patted her head and said, "Sorry, it's all the sequelae of borrowing money from Zhang Wei. I'm a little uncomfortable when I meet someone as cheerful as you."

Ji Yu: "...How about I also ask Zhang Wei to draw up a loan agreement?"

Mika: "???"

Are you the devil?

Ji Yu saw Mei Jia's confused expression, waved his hand with a smile, and said, "Just kidding, how much do you borrow? Transfer to WeChat or Alipay or bank card?"

"Well..." Mika lowered her head and thought for a while, and said, "I originally planned to buy Ziqiao a Valentine's Day gift at whatever price you borrowed from me, but you made me a little tangled.

Or...you just transfer some money to me? "

Ji Yu: "???"

Is it so casual?

Can you do this?

Mei Jia looked at Ji Yu and said, "I know what Zi Qiao wants. Three-digit, four-digit, and five-digit ones, you can do whatever you want."