I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

It’s over.

Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei can answer, but Vigor can't. The IQ must have been hit by dimensionality reduction!

Seeing Ji Yu's disappointment, she felt a little sad in her heart. She looked at Ji Yu seriously and said stubbornly, "You ask me another question, but I didn't respond just now."

Ji Yu heard the words and decided to give Dali another chance.

He looked at Dali and said, "Uncle Li has seven sons, and each of these seven sons has a younger sister. Excuse me, how many children does Uncle Li have?"

vigorously:"……"

After being silent for two seconds, he vigorously turned around and began to break his fingers: "One, two, three..."

Ji Yu: "??????"

Why do you feel that today's stamina is lower than the IQ last time?

The power of this treasure of the town store is too great!

Sister Hong looked at Ji Yu and said, "Eight children, seven brothers and one sister."

"Yes." Ji Yu glanced at Sister Hong and affirmed.

Seeing that Sister Hong rushes to answer her own question, she has a little resentment in her eyes.

She stared at Sister Hong for a while, then shifted her gaze to Ji Yu, frowning slightly: "You ask me another question, I still didn't respond just now."

Ji Yu: "..."

Stop embarrassing yourself.

How come you didn't respond.

You don't have the ability to react at all right now.

When Ziqiao and Zhang Wei saw this scene, they always felt that something was weird.

The two leaned into Ji Yu's ear and whispered, "Ji Yu, what's wrong with Dali? Why do I feel she's stupid?"

"Could it be that Dali was pierced by a human soul?" Zhang Wei said.

"No." Ji Yu shook his head and whispered: "Drunk vigorously, your IQ will drop severely after being drunk."

"Oh!"

When the two heard the words, they suddenly realized.

Zi Qiao looked at the empty wine glass next to Dali and said, "It is normal for Dali to get drunk after drinking seven glasses."

"Ordinary people will not be sober when they are drunk. It makes sense that their IQ will be lowered when they are heavily drunk." Zhang Wei said.

Zi Qiao looked at Ji Yu and said, "No wonder you can't answer the two questions you ask."

After saying that, Zi Qiao had a flash of light, looked at Dali, and asked a question: "Dali, there is a man surnamed Tie who has never had long hair. What's wrong with him?"

"Ah?" Dali looked at Zi Qiao with a puzzled expression.

"Old Tie is fine!" Zi Qiao excitedly clapped her hands and said, "Zhuge Dali was actually caught by me!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Seeing that Ziqiao was so excited, Zhang Wei was inexplicably excited.

He looked at Dali and said, "Dali, milk tea does not have ice, what can I add to make it into frozen milk tea?"

Hearing the words vigorously, weakly said: "Add money?"

Ji Yu: "!!!"

That's right!

Just add money!

Dali was right!

Could it be... she's about to wake up from the wine?

Ji Yu looked at Dali with excitement, but saw Dali scratching his head embarrassedly, and said, "I don't know what to add, but I remember that Lawyer Zhang likes money the most."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Vigorous IQ lowered Remember this?

Is his stingy image so popular?

Ji Yu was disappointed when he heard Dali's words.

It turns out that Dali was just guessing.

In order to prevent Dali from messing around outside, Ji Yu touched Dali's head and said, "Dali, you are drunk, shall we go home?"

"Go home?" Dali looked at Ji Yu with a puzzled expression: "Aren't we going to go out to play games? I want to play games."

After Dali said, he stared at Ji Yu silently, trying to achieve his goal with his big watery eyes.

Ji Yu: "..."

Who can stand this!

"Play, let's go out to play games." Ji Yu said.

"Great."

Dali stood up happily and said, "I want to wear rose's clothes like last time!"

"rose?" Zhang Wei and Ziqiao were puzzled when they heard Dali's words.

Ji Yu looked at the two and said, "The one from the Titanic."

When Sister Hong heard Ji Yu's words, she said, "I have a lot of costumes for cos. You can go directly to the fitting room to change them."

I heard that there are clothes here, so I am even happier.

She looked at Ji Yu and said, "You have to wear Jack's clothes, and make a pair with me."

"Okay." Ji Yu nodded helplessly.

Sister Hong blinked at Ji Yu and said, "Jack and rose, there is a very classic scene in Titanic, do you want to experience it?"

Zhang Wei heard the words and said, "Standing on the bow and hugging that picture?"

"No." Sister Hong shook her head and said, "It was Jack who painted roses. I have a high imitation of the heart of the ocean, which can be used when painting."

"I refuse." Ji Yu said indifferently.

He looked at Sister Hong vigorously and said, "No need, my cousin has already helped me draw it."

"????"

Zhang Wei and Ziqiao were stunned when they heard Dali's words.

The two looked at Ji Yu and said in unison, "Qin Beast!"

"What are you thinking?" Ji Yu glanced at the two of them with disgust, and said, "It's just a normal sketch, I set it as the desktop wallpaper of my computer, Zi Qiao, you've seen it before."

"That's right." Zi Qiao thought back and said, "I've seen it before when I learned to eat chicken with you. But isn't Dali wearing the clothes of Xiaolongnu?"

"It's estimated that Dali remembered it." Zhang Wei guessed: "Think Rose is wearing that suit?"

"Is this all wrong?" Zi Qiao looked bewildered: "One is martial arts, the other is a foreign movie, it's very different!"

While Zhang Wei and Ziqiao were talking, Ji Yu and Dali had already gone to the fitting room.

A few minutes later, the two came out of the fitting room.

Dali was still dressed as a little dragon girl, while Ji Yu was wearing a shirt and overalls, and his hair was combed back, looking very much like a medieval nobleman in Europe.

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, his eyes flickered with light that he would normally hide, and he praised directly: "Cousin, you are so handsome.

Prettier than Xiao Lizi. "

When Ji Yu heard this, he smiled in a good mood and said, "Let's go play games?"

"No."

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, he frowned slightly: "You haven't praised me for being cute yet."

Ji Yu: "???"

Did you want to praise it again? .

Chapter 190

"you are very cute."

Ji Yu touched Dali's head and said, "Can we play games now?"

Dali didn't nod, but said, "How cute am I?"

Ji Yu: "???"

"Where are you~ You are cute." Ji Yu said.

Hearing the words vigorously, his head tilted: "I feel that you are perfunctory me-."

Ji Yu: "..."

The stamina has changed.

It's getting tougher than last time.

Ji Yu looked at Dali and said solemnly, "You have cute facial features, cute shape, even cuter than Xiaolongnu."

Hearing the words, Dali smiled happily, took Ji Yu's hand, and said, "Let's go out and play games."

Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei looked at each other and decided to go out to have a look.

Sister Hong glanced at the computer that was still frantically matching, and decided to go out to get some air.

By the way, I would like to introduce Ji Yu about the service in the store.

"There are four kinds of interactive projects in our store." Sister Hong walked beside Ji Yu and said, "They are building blocks, painting, making tea and playing the piano. You can experience them one by one."

Ji Yu heard the words and instantly passed painting, making tea and playing the piano.