I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu: "???"

An excavator is okay!

She looked at Sister Hong vigorously and said, "This is an excavator-type house."

When Sister Hong heard the words, she gave the two of them a thumbs-up comparison, and said, "You guys have great brains!"

Ji Yu: "..."

You may not believe it when you say it, but this type of apartment really exists.

Ji Yu looked at Sister Hong and said, "Do you sell these blocks?"

After all, it was with Dali, Ji Yu was going to buy it back as a souvenir.

When Sister Hong heard Ji Yu's words, she smiled and said, "Of course I sell it. I do all kinds of business."

Ji Yu: "???"

Does it sound weird?

Seeing Ji Yu's complicated expression, Sister Hong explained: "I mean, as long as the customer is interested, drawing boards, pianos, and teacups can be sold. Of course, people don't sell."

"but……"

After speaking, Sister Hong leaned over to Ji Yu's side and said, "If you want to buy me, I'll give it a thought."

Ji Yu was surprised when he heard the words: "I treat you as a matchmaker, but you actually want to be my nanny??"

Sister Hong: "???"

This answers.

You are such a clever little devil.

Seeing Ji Yu being so clever, Sister Hong stopped teasing him, straightened her waist, and said, "Let's go and check out with me."

reception room.

Ji Yu and Dali came over after changing their clothes. He handed the two sets of clothes to Sister Hong and said, "I want these clothes too."

"okay."

Sister Hong quickly folded the clothes and put them in the bag, and then scanned Ji Yu's payment code with the machine.

Vigorously took the initiative to carry the bag containing the building blocks in his hand, with a happy face.

Ji Yu looked at Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei who were sitting on the sofa playing werewolf killing, and said, "I'm going to bring Dali back, how about you?"

Zi Qiao looked up at Ji Yu and said, "Zhang Wei hasn't matched a blind date yet, we're going to wait."

When Sister Hong heard Zi Qiao's words, she was inexplicably embarrassed.

She glanced at the computer that was still frantically matching, and said, "It should be soon, soon."

Zhang Wei heard the words and said casually: "You said the same half an hour ago."

Sister Hong: "..." Heartbroken.

Ji Yu held his strong hand and said, "You guys play slowly, we'll go first."

After he finished speaking, he left Youlian Space with great force.

……

Love Apartments.

3601.

There was no one in the living room, and Ji Yu went back to the bedroom with Dali directly.

Putting the bag aside, Ji Yu looked at Dali's face, still very red.

On the way back, he asked Dali several logic questions, but Dali couldn't answer any of them.

Obviously, the vigorous drinking has not yet passed.

Based on the previous experience, Ji Yu intends to directly coax Dali to sleep.

Ji Yu walked to the bed with Dali's hand and said, "Dali, my brother will tell you a story, will you sleep well?"

Looking at Ji Yu vigorously, a little aggrieved: "I'm not sleepy."

Ji Yu: "???"

What's the matter with this aggrieved little look?

Ji Yu suppressed the guilt in his heart, patted Dali's head, and said, "Good, I'll be sleepy when I lie in bed and close my eyes."

Hear the words vigorously, and remain unmoved.

Ji Yu: "..."

If the last time's stamina was a normal difficult boss.

Then today's dumb force is definitely a hell level difficult boss!

Seeing Dali staring at him with his big watery eyes, Ji Yu helped his forehead helplessly and said, "Tell me, what do you want to do?"

"I want to play games." Dali said, looking back at Ji Yu's computer.

The hint is very obvious.

Seeing this, Ji Yu walked over and turned on the computer.

Seeing several game shortcuts on the desktop, Ji Yu had a flash of inspiration and decisively opened "Civilization 6".

This game is a time-killing artifact!Hundreds of millions of hours have passed by playing regularly.

As long as Dali is addicted to it, after a few rounds, she should wake up and become Dali.

The more Ji Yu thought about it, the more excited he became. After opening the game, he stood up and gave the chair to Dali.

After sitting down vigorously, he resolutely quit the game and returned to the desktop.

Ji Yu: "????"

He looked at Ji Yu vigorously and said, "This game is so ugly, I don't want to play it."

Ji Yu: "..."

Are you the devil?

However, there is not no time-killing game with a soft and cute style!

Ji Yu took the switch, opened "Animal Crossing Friends Club", and said, "This is cute, you play this."

This game has just been released. Although it is a casual game of fishing and catching bugs, players are getting better with each other.

Turn casual games into immortal games!

It is said that many online writers have dropped the update volume because of this game. Usually, there are four or five updates a day, but now there are one or two updates a day, which is terrifying.

Vigorously looked at it and said, "This screen is so small, I don't want to play it."

Ji Yu: "..."

If his future child is so difficult to serve, he will definitely not be used to it!

He took the HDMI cable out of the drawer, ready to connect the game console to the computer.

At this time, Dali opened a game by himself and said, "I want to play this."

Ji Yu glanced at it and found that the game he had just bought yesterday and had not yet had time to play was what he had opened.

The icon of this game is a cute girl who looks cute.

After vigorously opening the game, I entered the page for creating a character.

Players can choose a profession, assign initial points, etc. on this page.

Ji Yu looked beside him and gave a suggestion: "You can choose a swordsman, and the points will mainly increase attack and movement speed."

"Well……"

I stared at the screen and thought about it, and finally chose the warrior with the shield.

Seeing this, Ji Yu said, "It's fine to choose a fighter, it's suitable for novices, and the points can give you more defense."

Hearing the words vigorously, he decisively added all the points to his defense.

Ji Yu: "??????"

"It's impossible to add all defenses, the values ​​are unbalanced, this character cannot be created..."

When Ji Yu was talking, he vigorously clicked Create.

"Created successfully".

Ji Yu: "???"

Gan!

Can all plus defense also be created?

What about the numerical balance?

When Ji Yu complained, Dali had already arrived at the Novice Village.

The openness of the game is very high, there are no tasks, and there is no guidance for newcomers.

He looked at Ji Yu vigorously and said, "I want to fight monsters."

Ji Yu: "...No, you don't want to."

A character with 0 attack power, how to fight monsters?

"I think so!" Dali's expression was very insistent.

Seeing this, Ji Yu pointed at the map helplessly, and said, "This is a wild area, and there are strange things here."

Vigorously heard the words, understood, and controlled the character to walk towards the wild area.

A few seconds later, she looked at Ji Yu and wondered, "Why do other people walk so fast and I walk so slowly?"

Ji Yu: "...because you didn't move faster."

"Oh!" Dali's face showed a stunned and suddenly realized expression.