I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu didn't think too much, and lay down on the bed with Dali.

The two of them each slept on half the bed.

But Dali was obviously not satisfied with the distance between the two, she turned over and faced Ji Yu.

"Cousin, lift your hand up and put it on the pillow."

"?"

Ji Yu was puzzled and did as Dali said.

He raised his head with great cooperation, and took the opportunity to get into Ji Yu's arms.

Ji Yu: "!!!"

Is Dali so active?

When Ji Yu was surprised, he adjusted his sleeping position vigorously, and finally put his head on Ji Yu's chest.

She wrapped her hands around Ji Yu's waist tightly, and her whole body stuck to Ji Yu like a koala.

Ji Yu: "???"

Is it so sticky?

"I'm going to sleep."

After speaking vigorously, he rubbed his head against Ji Yu and closed his eyes to sleep.

Ji Yu thought about the possibility of getting up and playing games after falling asleep.

0.

It is impossible to get up.

Just put a lot of effort into this sleeping position, and he can wake up in minutes with a little movement.

In order not to wake Dali, Ji Yu closed his eyes and decided to sleep.

……

a few hours later.

Dali wakes up from his sleep and finds himself wrapped around Ji-woo like a koala.

vigorously:"!!!"

What's happening here?

The head of Dali, who had just woken up, was blank, and it took a few seconds.

After recovering the memory of drunkenness, Dali's whole body is not well.

Forced cousin to praise himself as cute,

Randomly jealous, saying that my cousin is his own,

Playing games, thinking wildly,

Eating game vinegar, secretly shutting down the computer...

Is this her?

Vigorously do not want to admit.

But these are indeed what she did when she was drunk.

He closed his eyes vigorously, and his mind was full of stupid Zhuge Daili.

The corners of his mouth twitched, his face full of disgust.

Dali really wants to write a paper to suppress the shock, but she is wrapped around Ji Yu, and if she moves, Ji Yu will wake up with a high probability.

Dali didn't want to wake Ji Yu up.

After carefully tasting Pin's current sleeping position, Vigorously disliked Zhuge Daili even more.

How can I sleep in such a position when I'm drunk!

This sleeping position is very unhealthy!

Couples sleep on their pillows like this. If things go on like this, one will get frozen shoulder and the other will get cervical spondylosis!

He closed his eyes vigorously, calmed down for a while, and wrote a drunken review letter silently in his heart.

As for the length of the review letter, it depends on when Ji Yu wakes up.

……

Ji Yu slept through the night.

He opened his eyes and saw that Dali was staring at him. He was stunned for a second and then asked a question: "A big rooster, with its head facing southeast and butt facing northwest, where do its eggs face?"

vigorously:"……"

"Roosters don't lay eggs." Dali said.

Ji Yu: "!!!"

That's right!

correct answer!

Dali woke up, and Dali's IQ successfully occupied the high ground.

Because he was too excited, Ji Yu couldn't help giving Dali a hug.

"Pfft."

Dali was stunned for a moment, and then his little heart began to beat faster.

"Goo~~"

Suddenly, Ji Yu's stomach rang.

Ji Yu was hungry after not eating for a while.

He decisively released his strength and said, "I'll go get something to eat, do you want it?"

"Yes." Nodding vigorously.

The two got out of bed one after another, and before Ji Yu went out, he vigorously said, "Cousin, borrow your computer."

"it is good."

After Ji Yu finished speaking, he left the bedroom.

Mika and Ziqiao were sitting in the living room watching TV. When they saw Ji Yu, Mika's expression brightened and she asked curiously, "Ji Yu, have you sobered up vigorously?"

"Wake up." Ji Yu said, "What's wrong?"

"I heard Zi Qiao say that Dali's IQ will be lowered when he is drunk, and he can compete with me. Originally, I wanted to compare my IQ with Dali..." Mika said disappointedly.

Ji Yu: "???"

Are you the devil?

Why bully Duili like this?

Ji Yu walked to the kitchen and said, "Is there anything to eat? Dali and I are both hungry."

"There are leftover steaks and chicken wings in the refrigerator." Ziqiao said.

Ji Yu heard the words, opened the refrigerator, took out the contents, and heated them in the microwave.

While waiting for the heating, Ji Yu looked at Zi Qiao and asked curiously, "By the way, did Sister Hong help Zhang Wei find a blind date?"

"not yet."

Zi Qiao looked at Ji Yu and said, "The big data has been matched for a day and still can't be found. Sister Hong said that she will continue to help Zhang Wei to find it, and it's free, as long as Zhang Wei doesn't tell what he has been unable to find."

Ji Yu heard the words and wondered, "Could it be that this is how Sister Hong's praise came from?"

"No." Zi Qiao said, "I will testify that Sister Hong's blind date system is really powerful. This time it was purely an accident!"

Mika nodded in agreement, and said, "Other people's birthplace is the novice village, and Zhang Wei's birthplace is the toilet. This is obviously not an ordinary person."

"puff."

Ji Yu was amused by Mika's words.

He brought out the heated steak and chicken wings and said, "I'll go back to my room first, you guys can take a look."

Ji Yu's room.

As soon as he came in, he saw Dali sitting in front of the computer, controlling the newly created game character to kill and kill in the wild.

Ji Yu: "???"

Is the little cousin so vengeful? .

Chapter 193

a few days later.

Valentine's Day.

Ji Yu got up early today, and everyone in the apartment got up early except him.

Everyone gathered at 3601 and had breakfast together.

Meijia looked at everyone and said gossip, "What are you guys doing today?"

Guan Gu Youyou heard the words, looked at each other, stood up tacitly, walked behind Ji Yu and Dali, showed a big heart with his arms, and said excitedly: "We are going to the amusement park today, a couple of four dating!"

Although Mika knew it for a long time, she still cast a sympathetic look at Ji Yu.

Ji Yu: "???"

Don't be like this.

He will be upset!

Guan Gu didn't understand the meaning of Mei Jia's eyes at all. Seeing Mei Jia staring at Ji Yu, Guan Gu smiled and said, "Mei Jia, if you and Zi Qiao also want to go on a couple date, we can do it another day..."