I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

She suddenly had a bad premonition.

Sure enough, in the next second, Ji Yu opened his eyes and said to her: "Dali, go and dance by yourself. I've been under a lot of pressure recently, just to reduce stress."

vigorously:"……"

Her hunch came true.

"No, what pressure do you have?" Dali looked at Ji Yu, frowning slightly: "I think you're just lazy."

Ji Yu heard the words and made a random excuse: "When you played the game last night, your score almost surpassed mine. You almost surpassed me in the first game, which made me very stressed."

Dali: "...do you blame me?"

"Yeah." Ji Yu nodded, "You're so good, it's a lot of pressure for me to be a big brother."

He moved his mouth vigorously, wanting to say something, but he didn't know what to say for a while.

Seeing this, Yifei patted Dali's shoulder and said, "Dali, you are indeed excellent. It's normal for Ji Yu to be stressed, so let him relax."

After speaking, Yi Fei also jumped into the ocean ball.

She buried her whole body in the ocean ball with only one head exposed, and then her expression became as comfortable as Ji Yu.

"Cool~"

Mika and Curry Sauce saw that Yifei had fallen, and jumped into the pool one after another to enjoy it together.

"Dali." Ji Yu shouted vigorously, "Why don't you come down to reduce stress?"

"No." Dali refused decisively, "Born in distress, and died in comfort. Only when there is pressure can you be motivated, and when you have motivation, you can progress."

Ji Yu: "...Okay."

Vigorously squatted near Ji Yu, ready to observe Ji Yu's expression changes.

Seeing Ji Yu staring at him vigorously, he always felt a little nervous in his heart.

This girl just wants him to dance with her?

"Zi Qiao, I'm hungry, go get me something to eat." Mika, who was lying nearby, said to Zi Qiao.

"okay."

Zi Qiao agreed and turned around to get the food.

At this time, a man in a suit walked behind Zi Qiao with a glass of wine and said, "You are Teacher Xiao Hei, right? I've been looking forward to it for a long time."

"Yes, I am." Zi Qiao turned around, but exclaimed when she saw the person coming, "Huang Baoqiang?!"

"Lu Ziqiao?!" The other party also recognized him, the smile on his face turned vigilant, and he said, "Aren't you here to eat and drink again?"

"No." Zi Qiao smiled wryly and explained to the other party, "Mr. Xiao Hei is in charge of every day, so let me attend and say hello to you."

Ji Yu, who was lying in the ocean ball, looked a little surprised when he saw Huang Baoqiang.

He knows this guy. In Love 3, this guy is a fan of Zeng Xiaoxian.

Later, he earned [-] million in "Millionaire" and bought a bar near the community.Unexpectedly, it has become an investment tycoon now.

Ziqiao didn't expect that Huang Baoqiang held the party, and felt very embarrassed.

When Huang Baoqiang just won the lottery, he bought the bar near the community and handed it over to Zeng Xiaoxian to take care of it.

"Young and ignorant."

Zi Qiao sighed and watched Huang Baoqiang leave, then said to Mei Jia, "Wife, I'll go get you something to eat."

"Go, let's go." Mei Jia gave Zi Qiao a kiss and said, "Come back early."

"cousin."

Vigorously picked up an ocean ball and threw it exactly five centimeters away from Ji Yu's face, and said, "How are you decompressing? Let's jump..."

"Shh."

Ji Yu put his finger to his mouth and said, "Quiet, I'm thinking about a big thing."

"What's the big deal?" When Dali heard this, he suddenly became spirited.

She best wondered what Ji Yu was thinking.

Ji Yu looked at Dali, opened his mouth, and said, "I'll tell you when I think about the result."

"Okay!" Dali agreed.

She knows that many great theories are completed in independent thinking.

Ji Yu: "..."

Unexpectedly, the rhetoric he used to delay time, Dali actually believed it!

If he told Dali that he didn't think anything, would he be beaten?

Ji Yu felt that for the sake of his own life, he should think of something to flicker his strength.

ten minutes later.

Vigorously turned on the phone recording and asked, "Cousin, have you figured out the result?"

"No." Ji Yu said, "But I can tell you the problem."

"You said."

Ji Yu looked up at the sky and said, "I'm thinking, if a drop of water falls freely from a high place, will it kill someone?"

"Hahaha." Mika, who was next to her, couldn't help laughing when she heard this.

"Sister Meijia, what are you laughing at?" Dali looked at Meijia suspiciously.

Mika covered her stomach and said, "Have you ever seen rain? Rain just falls from a high place, and it can't kill anyone at all."

"No." Dali heard this and denied: "Rain is not free fall. When rain falls, it will be affected by resistance such as air and wind.

Although it fell from a very high place, the landing speed was not large, almost uniform.So no one will be hurt. "

Ji Yu: "..."

He thought that Dali would list a bunch of formulas for calculation, and then he would talk about the rain.

Never imagined that Dali was so strong!

After Mika and Curry Sauce heard Dali's words, they gave thumbs up dumbly and said, "As expected of a scholar!"

Dali smiled, then looked at Ji Yu and said, "Cousin, I can answer your question.

If there is no resistance such as air, but only gravity, the speed of the water droplet will be like a bullet, and it will hurt people. "

After speaking, he vigorously put away his phone and said, "Okay, for the sake of my answer, come dance with me."

[Don't forget to cast flowers and votes after reading the book! (desire face)].

Chapter 22

Dali looked at Ji Yu expectantly.

Ji Yu lay in the ocean ball, still not wanting to get up.

But this is not the way to go.

Just keep staring at him vigorously for more than three minutes with this expression, Ji Yu will be enveloped in a deep sense of guilt.

At that time, even if Dali doesn't say anything, he will dance with Dali in order to make his conscience feel better.

"Oh, I'm still too soft-hearted."

Ji Yu sighed and said to Dali: "Dali, go and ask me how much this ocean ball will cost if I buy it in large quantities."

"What do you ask for this?"

After thinking hard for two seconds, he said, "You don't want to send me away, do you?"

"Cough." Ji Yu coughed lightly and said sternly: "Don't think about it, I just think this ocean ball is very comfortable, and I want to buy some and send it back to my hometown.

Doesn't my house have a swimming pool too?I plan to fill it up so that my parents can also decompress every day. "

Mika next to her heard Ji Yu's words, her eyes widened: "Fill the swimming pool... You're also buying some?"

Yifei touched Meijia's head and said, "We don't understand the world of local tyrants."

Hearing the words, Curry Sauce hurriedly said, "Sister Yifei, you are also a local tyrant, you have already bought a house!"

"Yeah, Yifei." Mika thought about it and said, "Aren't you designing a decoration plan? I think you can also buy a bunch of ocean balls and cover that long corridor! This way you can go in and out. It won't be boring anymore."

"This one……"

Yi Fei looked down at the ocean balls on her body, and was also a little moved.

She looked at Dali and said, "Dali, give Huang Baoqiang a hint when you ask the price, and say that we are Xiao Hei's good friends. Let's see if he can sell it to us at the cost price."

"……it is good."

Nodding vigorously, turned to look for Huang Baoqiang.

She took out her phone, opened the memo, and added a new tab to Ji Yu.

- Have filial piety.

About five minutes passed.

Vigorously returned to the pool and told everyone the result of the price inquiry.

"Boss Huang said that the ocean balls can be sold to you at the cost price, which is 23 yuan each."

"23 yuan?"

When Yi Fei heard the price, she felt bad.

The corridor of her house is so long that it is covered with at least tens of thousands of ocean balls.

"23, I don't have that much budget for decoration."

Yifei pinched her fingers, then shook her head sadly, and said, "Forget it, I still won't buy it."

aside.