I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"lawyer?"

When I heard that Zhang Wei was a lawyer, my aunt's eyes lit up.

She patted Zhang Wei's arm and said with a smile, "I like lawyers the most, what are you? Have you ever been married? Your income should be pretty good, right?"

Seeing that the aunt was interested in Zhang Wei, Dali said, "He is an ox, never married, with a bachelor's degree, and his income is not stable. Sometimes he can make money, and sometimes he can't help."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

Ziqiao: "???"

"This answer is too sincere!" Zi Qiao looked at Ji Yu and said, "According to Dali's words, Zhang Wei is probably dying of loneliness."

But I saw that the aunt did not show a disgusting expression, but said: "He spends a lot of money?"

"It can be saved." Dali said: "One time it was hot, he passed a vending machine, put a few coins in, then pressed the refund button, and withdrew a few cold coins, sticking it on his face and saying it was much cooler already."

"puff--"

Ji Yu and Zi Qiao couldn't help laughing when they heard Dali's words.

This works absolutely!

"As expected of you, Zhang Yida." Ji Yu gave Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

Zhang Wei looked at Ji Yu with a bewildered expression, and said, "I did do this, but there was no one around at the time! How did Dali know?"

Hearing the words vigorously, he said: "There is this plot in the pig apartment, I think it fits your character, so I will use it to enrich the virtual model."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Is there still such a plot in the pig apartment?

"I'm going to find Xiao Hei for a heads-up!" Zhang Wei said.

"Are you sure?" Ji Yu smirked and said, "Xiao Hei is a septuplets."

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"..."

As soon as Zhang Wei heard this, the legs he stepped out silently retracted.

"Next time, definitely next time." Zhang Wei said.

Aunt heard that Zhang Wei was so stubborn, and her mood was a little complicated.

"However, lawyers are very eloquent, so they should be able to coax people, right?" Aunt asked curiously.

Hearing the words vigorously, he turned his attention to Zhang Wei, and interviewed on the spot: "Lawyer Zhang, can you coax people?"

"of course."

Zhang Wei straightened his back, straightened his neckline, and said to his aunt, "I'll show you how."

After speaking, he stretched out his two hands, holding his left hand and opening his right.

It was silent for over a minute.

Aunt: "??? What does this mean?"

Seeing this, Ziqiao said, "Could it be that Zhang Wei wants to do magic?"

"No."

Zhang Wei looked at the aunt, raised his eyebrows affectionately, and explained: "You are my fist cloth~~."

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"???"

The aunt was suffocated when she heard Zhang Wei's words.

"Zhang Wei, you've hit me!" Zi Qiao looked at Zhang Wei with a look of disgust.

Ji Yu's mood is also a little complicated.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Wei's coaxing skills are so shocking!

The aunt paused for a while and said, "This guy is really honest, but I don't know which round of bulls he is. 85?"

When Zhang Wei heard the words, he was about to nod his head, but he heard the aunt guess again: "It's still 73?"

Zhang Wei: "???"

When the aunt saw that Zhang Wei didn't speak, she was stunned: "Are you from 61??"

Zhang Wei: "!!!"

Heartbroken!

Does he look so old?

Pharaoh, who was watching from the side, joined in for a lively meeting, looked at Ji Yu, and said, "Young man, I still prefer you, my daughter is really good, you should think about it.

If you marry my daughter, I will teach you how to make steamed buns, passed down from generation to generation in my family! "

Ji Yu: "???"

You don't have to.

"Om-"

Suddenly, Ji Yu's cell phone rang.

He took it out and saw that it was Guan Gu's call.

Ji Yu clicked to answer, and Guan Gu's excited voice immediately came from the phone: "Ji Yujun, I've finished drawing the comics! Last night, I talked with the publishing house about new ideas, and the editor liked it very much.

He asked me to show him the comic as soon as I finished it. If there is no problem, I can sign the contract immediately, but I want to show it to you first. Are you free now? "

Ji Yu was thinking of going somewhere else to get some air.

Seeing that Dali's sample data was almost collected, he said decisively: "Yes, I will go back immediately." Yu.

Chapter 211

Love Apartments.

3601.

Ji-woo and the others are sitting on the sofa, watching a new cartoon drawn by Guan Gu.

In order for everyone to see, Guan Gu made many copies.

Ji Yu has the original manuscript in his hand.

"The disaster of the rainy season...???"

Ji Yu was stunned when he saw the name of the comic.

Why does the main character have the same name as him!

Guan Gu saw Ji Yu staring at the cover, knew what he was thinking, and explained with a smile: "Ji Yujun, in order to thank you for your help, I specially used your game ID to name the protagonist."

"How is it, aren't you very moved?" Youyou said.

Ji Yu: "..."

Don't dare to move. Don't dare to move.

Ji Yu opened the comics, preparing to discuss the name with Guan Gu later.

Superpowers are mentioned at the beginning of the plot. A dog unfortunately broke into the middle of the road and hit a big truck head on. Yu Jijun used superpowers to save the dog.

Then Yu Jijun began to introduce himself.

"My name is Yu Jijun, I am a superpower." Zi Qiao said while watching:

"Sixteen years ago, an ordinary couple gave birth to a boy that was not ordinary.

Learned to speak 14 days after birth, learned to walk a month after birth, and walked in the air..."

Seeing this, Zi Qiao's eyes widened: "Douzong powerhouse, so terrifying!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Dou Zong strong can be okay!

Keep looking down.

"Just turned one year old, the family ran out of soy sauce, Yu Jijun used teleportation to complete the first errand.

As a result, even his mother was shaken, he thought that the soy sauce must have been stolen? ? ? "

Seeing this, Zhang Wei was stunned: "This is the point? Isn't the point of teleportation!"

Dali pointed to the lines in the comic and said, "It's all said here, this couple is missing more than one muscle in their brains, so it's not surprising at all."

When Guan Gu heard the words, he smiled and said, "Actually, this is a foreshadowing. The reason why parents don't find it strange is because Yu Jijun has a brother who is a super genius."

"????"

When everyone heard Guan Gu's words, everyone felt bad.

"Guan Guan, why do you want to spoil!" Youyou looked resentful.

"That's right, Guan Gu, the foreshadowing is for the reader to find it himself, not the author who said it in advance!" Zhao Haitang said.

"We are your readers now, please respect us!" Zi Qiao said.

Seeing that everyone's reaction was so overwhelming, Guan Gu quickly covered his mouth, saying that there would be no more spoilers.

Everyone swipe to read the content behind.

Youyou looked at Guan Gu with a curious expression: "Guan Guan, why hasn't my brother appeared?"

After speaking, Yunyou covered her ears with both hands, and said with a look of resistance, "Don't tell me, refuse to spoil!"

Sekiya:"???"

Ji Yu: "???"