I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

other people:"???"

Is this what people say?

Ji Yu poured himself a glass of water to drink, feeling a little subtle.

He is a troublesome person.

Having lived in the apartment for so long, Ji Yu feels that life is good now.

Ji Yu was a little uncomfortable when he suddenly asked him to change.

Most importantly, staying in a suite is nothing like living in the same room.

If they lived in the same room, he and Dali would definitely sleep together every day.

Ji Yu couldn't guarantee what he would do.

and many more……

Ji Yu glanced at the small attic, and a bold thought suddenly flashed in his mind.

If Dali really wants to live with him, does that mean Dali is ready?

However, does Dali Baby really think about such a thing?

Ji Yu always felt that Dali's mind was full of papers.

When Ji Yu was thinking wildly, Mika stood up from the sofa and said, "I'll go upstairs to see Dali."

As a lucky CP fan, Mika didn't want to see Ji Yu and Dali conflict at all.

……

Small attic.

Vigorously open the door of the room.

Mika knocked on the door and said, "Dali, I'm Mika."

"Come in." A strong voice came from the room.

Mika pushed open the door, and suddenly, a breath of tropical fruit came to her face.

Mika: "???"

Smelling the familiar smell of papaya, Mika was stunned.

She closed the door, looked at Dali who was sitting beside the bed eating papaya, and said, "Dali, because you were rejected by Ji Yu, so you are going to use your figure to make him regret it?"

"No." Dali blushed and said, "I'm just hungry, so I took two bites."

"Don't pretend." Mika walked to the bed and said, "Do I still know a woman's mind? To be honest with you, I've eaten it before."

Hearing the words vigorously, he looked at Meijia seriously, and asked curiously, "Sister Meijia, did you eat papaya?"

"Not all." Mika said with a little pride on her face, "I'm okay."

vigorously:"???"

She vigorously looked down at herself, and felt that she should not be very good at all.

Seeing that Dali suddenly cared about her figure, Mika asked curiously, "What's wrong? Ji Yu hates you?"

"No." Dali shook his head again and again and said, "It has nothing to do with my cousin, it's me who wants to step back."

Mika: "???"

"Regression? Isn't it progress?" Mika looked puzzled.

Hearing the words, Dali explained: "In mathematics, going from A to B is a step backward."

Mika: "???"

It's okay to go from A to B!

As expected of strength, even the metaphor is so unique.

"Anyway." Meijia looked at Dali and said, "Are you ready to take the mature route?"

He lowered his head vigorously and did not speak.

Mika felt that Dali should be shy, she leaned into Dali's ear and said, "Actually, eating papaya is not good, you can ask Ji Yu to help.

Massage is the best. "

vigorously:"!!!"

Hearing Mika's words vigorously, her face flushed red.

Seeing that Dali's reaction was so strong, a thought flashed through her mind, and she asked tentatively, "Dali, you and Ji Yu, haven't we reached that point yet?"

Hearing the words vigorously, he nodded honestly.

"No way!" Mika looked surprised and said, "You and Ji Yu have lived together so many times, but not once??"

"Yeah." Dali nodded again.

Mei Jia supported her forehead and said, "I know why Ji Yu doesn't live with you anymore."

"Why?" Dali looked puzzled and said, "Isn't it because cousin needs private space?"

"Of course not!" Mika looked at Dali and said, "This is just fooling a child like you, he doesn't want to live with you, it must be because you haven't reached that stage yet.

It's okay for Ji Yu to hold back normally, but if he keeps holding back, he will definitely not be able to bear it, so he disagrees. "

vigorously:"????"

Is that right?

Seeing Dali's surprised face, Meijia felt distressed for Ji Yu inexplicably, and said, "Dali, how can a man not be jealous of his girlfriend's body, unless he is an eunuch."

"..."

He listened to the words of Perfect Jia vigorously and fell into deep thought.

Mika patted Dali's shoulder and said, "I'd better go and help Guan Gu and Youyou find other housing. You and Ji Yu are...not suitable for living together."

Mika originally wanted to say a few words to Ji Yu, so as not to get angry with Ji Yu vigorously.

But looking at the current situation, it seems that Ji Yu is really wronged.

Just as Mika was about to leave, Dali suddenly grabbed her hand and said, "Sister Mika, you don't need to look for other housing, I'll go talk to my cousin."

Mika: "???!!!"

What to talk about?

where to chat? .

Chapter 213

3601.

living room.

After Meijia went upstairs, Ji Yu turned on the game console, and while fishing in the forest, he thought about how to explain it to Dali.

The others glanced at Ji Yu and tacitly did not disturb him.

Curry Sauce sucked the pillow in his arms, looked at Zi Qiao, and said, "Uncle, didn't you pretend to be a designer when you participated in the online competition? Can you teach me how to chat with designers?"

Yifei heard the words and said, "You stutter when you see him talking. Is it useful to teach you to chat?"

"Have!"

Curry sauce nodded heavily, looked up, and said, "I'll do this next time, my tongue will definitely be sharp."

Ji Yu, who saw this scene: "???"

Rolling your eyes the whole way is okay!

Zi Qiao heard Curry Sauce's words and said, "Don't insist on decorating knowledge. No matter how many cheat sheets you play, you won't be able to deceive the old mage. Why don't you talk about your hobbies?"

"Hobbies?" Curry sauce lowered his head and thought for a while, then said, "I don't know what hobbies Jack has."

"Let's talk about sports." Zi Qiao said, "Everyone loves sports."

"Really?" Curry sauce heard Zi Qiao's words and glanced at Ji Yu furtively.

Ji Yu: "???"

"Why are you looking at me? I often exercise well in games."

Ji Yu said, manipulating the villain to run around the uninhabited island and saying, "I run a marathon around the island every day!"

Curry paste: "???"

Is this even possible?

Ji Yu looked at the bewildered curry sauce and said, "In my impression, you don't seem to exercise much, do you?"

Hearing this, the curry sauce was a little embarrassed.

She looked at Zi Qiao and said weakly, "Eating... is it exercise?"

Ziqiao: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

"Just like you, how embarrassed to see Ji Yu?" Zi Qiao said with disgust.

Curry sauce lowered his head and said, "That's why I have to ask you for help."

Hearing this, Zi Qiao felt that the attitude of the curry sauce was quite sincere, and thought for a while: "If you really can't do it, you can make it up. In order to prevent it from being worn out, you make up a special one."

"Something special?" Curry sauce heard Zi Qiao's words, thought about it carefully, and then shook his head: "I don't understand."

Seeing this, Ziqiao said helplessly: "The trick is to mix and match two sports that already exist but have nothing to do with each other, such as shooting an easter egg right away!

It is to play the egg gun on a horse. You have to control the direction and speed of the horse while aiming and shooting.

Two points for hitting a horse, five points for hitting someone, and ten points for a headshot.

In melee combat, if you hit the opponent's butt, you will get 100 points ' ' ! "