I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"How to punish?" Zhang Wei was a little curious.

"Shooting oil essence." Curry sauce said.

When Zhang Wei heard this, he glanced at it and saw an umbrella standing beside him. He decisively opened it and blocked it in front of him. He smiled smugly: "This way, you don't have to be afraid!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard only two sounds, and two wires were shot out of the Xueba Cultivation Instrument and wrapped tightly around Zhang Wei's legs.

Then, power up.

"magnetic!!"

Zhang Wei, who was holding the umbrella, suddenly twisted, and his hair was about to explode.

Ji Yu: "!!!"

other people:"!!!"

Use electricity directly!

This is too cruel! !

Zi Qiao, who wanted to dismantle the Xueba development apparatus a second ago, silently covered her face, hoping that this thing would not remember him.

After Zhang Wei was electrocuted, it took a while to recover.

Thinking that the Great Sage Zhuge was also onlookers, Zhang Wei looked at the cultivator of the tyrants seriously, and said, "It is illegal to punish students by corporal punishment! According to the law on education, the law on teachers, and the law on protection..."

"Dududu." The Xueba Cultivation Apparatus warned again: "You have three seconds to return to your seat, otherwise further measures will be taken!"

Zhang Wei: "???"

Can't you cooperate and let him pretend?

In order to prevent being electrocuted again, Zhang Wei didn't dare to show any legal provisions. He stepped over to Zi Qiao's side in two or three steps and said, "Zi Qiao, get up and let me sit down."

When Ziqiao heard this, she hugged the table tightly and said, "I love learning! Learning makes me happy!"

Zhang Wei: "???"

You didn't say that before!

Seeing Zhang Wei's disbelief, Zi Qiao looked at him and said solemnly: "Your life, show your love, go to nightclubs, watch movies, eat big meals, and play games.

And I, go to bed early and get up early, clean the room, read famous books, exercise, study hard, and live a regular life!

Excellence is a habit, excellence is an innate talent, I love learning, and learning makes me happy.

I wandered in the ocean of knowledge, sucking the rain of knowledge.

Mom told me to eat, but I turned a deaf ear

Dad called me to drink water, I was indifferent

Grandma called me to sleep, I refused in every possible way

There is only one sure-win investment in the world, and that is learning!

I love reading, I love learning, and learning makes me happy! "

vigorously:"???"

Mika: "???"

Curry paste: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

Lu Ziqiao, you got the wrong script!

After Zi Qiao finished saying this, she looked at Xueba's cultivation ceremony and thought, "I have recited so much, come on! Start complimenting!"

Detecting Ziqiao's expectant gaze, Xueba Yangyi made a voice: "No matter how much you recite, it won't change the fact that you are a scumbag."

"Fuck!" Zi Qiao stood up as soon as she patted the table.

Zhang Wei quickly grabbed him and said, "Zi Qiao, forget it, let's forget it."

Ji Yu on the sofa was amused. The artificial intelligence this time was really interesting. If it wasn't too troublesome, he really wanted to discuss it with Xiao Hei.

Dali held back his smile for a while, stood up, and said to Zhang Wei, "Lawyer Zhang, take my seat, I'll go to the sofa to listen."

Seeing that Dali got up, she sat down on the chair of Dali and said, "Zhang Wei, you take my seat, I will sit in Dali, and learn to be domineering."

vigorously:"???"

She has only heard of European style, what is learning domineering?

Shaking his head vigorously, without thinking deeply, he walked over to Ji Yu and sat down.

When the Great Sage Zhuge saw Dali, he remembered that he hadn't helped her find out how to grow.

Immediately he looked at Ji's mother and said, "Xiao Lan, come over with me, I have something to tell you."

Ji's mother: "?"

Holding a question mark, Mama Ji and Zhuge Dasheng went to 3602 next door.

Unlike the lively 3601, the 3602 has no one at all.

At this age, the Great Sage Zhuge has nothing to be ashamed of. He asked directly, "Do you have any way to enlarge your breasts? It should be simple and effective."

Ji's mother: "???"

Ji's mother was stunned when she heard Zhuge Dasheng's words.

Why did this woman suddenly ask her this question?Is it...

"Do you have someone you like?" Ji's mother's eyes lit up and gossip said, "Who is it? Do I know him?"

Dali's father died young, and Zhuge Dasheng has been single all these years.As a friend of the Great Sage Zhuge, Ji's mother always hoped that she would find a new partner.

Now that the signs are found, Ji's mother is immediately excited.

Zhuge Dasheng didn't expect that Ji's mother would misunderstand, and said helplessly: "No, I asked others for it."

"I understand!" Ji's mother patted Zhuge Dasheng on the shoulder and said, "A friend born out of nothing, right?"

Great Sage Zhuge: "???"

Seeing that Zhuge Dasheng was reluctant to take the initiative to say it, Mama Ji simply guessed: "You haven't seen a few men in the past few days, and it's possible that Zhang Wei is the only one in the apartment, you won't like Zhang Wei, right? ?"

Great Sage Zhuge: "???"

"What are you thinking!" The Great Sage Zhuge resisted.

Seeing this, Ji's mother quickly guessed something else: "Could it be Zhao Haitang?"

The Great Sage Zhuge: "...he's more or less my son."

Ji's mother: "Zi Qiao?"

Zhuge Dasheng: "...you are enough."

"None of these..." Ji's mother covered her mouth in surprise and said, "It can't be Xiaoyu, right?!"

Great Sage Zhuge: "..."

When she asked this question, it really had something to do with Ji Yu.

Ji's mother saw that there was a bit of hesitation in Zhuge Dasheng's eyes, and she was stunned at that time: "You don't really like Xiaoyu!".

Chapter 223

"Great Sage, Xiaoyu is your son-in-law! How can you like him!"

Ji's mother put her hand on Zhuge Dasheng's shoulder and shook it frantically: "If you put it like this in ancient times, you will be soaked in a pig cage!"

"..."

Zhuge Dasheng was shaken by Ji's mother and had a headache.

She took away Ji's mother's hand and said helplessly: "Don't think about it, I helped Dali ask."

"Oh!" Ji's mother heard the words of Zhuge Dasheng, and suddenly realized!

No wonder she looked hesitant when she guessed Xiaoyu, so that's what happened.

Mama Ji smiled and patted Dasheng Zhuge on the shoulder, and said with a sigh of relief, "I'll just say, although you are usually out of temper, you are a lawyer anyway, so you shouldn't make such a mistake."

Great Sage Zhuge: "???"

Who is this guy saying he's out of temper? ?

If it weren't for the fact that the two were about to become in-laws, the Great Sage Zhuge would have to complain about Mama Ji.

She calmed down and said to Ji's mother, "Speaking of business, how to get breasts."

"Oh, it's not easy. Just stick to dance exercises and eat more supplements." Ji's mother took out her mobile phone and said, "I'll send it to you now."

After a while, Mama Ji's eyes widened and she said, "Oops! It was sent to the wrong person!"

"You can make a mistake in this?" Zhuge Dasheng said with a look of disgust, "Go back and ask Lao Ji to give you a pair of reading glasses."

"You can't blame me." Ji's mother looked at Zhuge Dasheng and said, "Who made Dali's remarks look like yours, and his head portrait is similar."

Great Sage Zhuge: "???"

"Did you send something to Dali?"

"Yeah." Ji's mother nodded, put away her phone, and said, "It's okay, you just asked her for her anyway, so it's better to send it directly to her, so you don't have to forward it."

Great Sage Zhuge: "..."

It doesn't matter to her, but she vigorously received the breast enhancement manual from her prospective mother-in-law... Could it be a misunderstanding?

At this point, 3601.

Vigorously saw what Ji's mother posted, and was stunned at the time.

Why did Aunt Ji send her this kind of thing?Do you despise her bad figure?

Or... is this what my cousin meant?