I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

When Zhao Haitang heard the curry sauce's words, her brain twitched, she couldn't help but took a piece of chocolate and tasted it.

After chewing twice, he also vomited.

"This thing tastes like prickly booger!"

Ji Yu: "????"

So, how on earth do you know what shit and booger smell like? .

Chapter 244

"The production process is divided into three parts in total."

Outside the ward, everyone listened to the popular science while waiting: "The first part is the rupture of the amniotic fluid until the cervix is ​​fully dilated, which takes several hours or even a dozen hours.

The second part is the delivery of the fetus, which generally takes less than two hours, and if the speed is fast, it can be done in ten minutes. "

Ji Yu looked at the time, Mika had been in the delivery room for more than half an hour, obviously not the fast type.

Dali continued: "The third part is the delivery of the placenta. This part takes the least amount of time and can be finished in ten minutes after the baby comes out."

"placenta!"

Hearing these two words, Curry Sauce said, "I've read about this in a novel, there is a male protagonist who will die soon, and he has to eat the female protagonist's Zihe Cha to get better.

I checked the Internet at the time, and Ziheche was the placenta! "

"Huh!" Zhao Haitang retched with some nausea, and said, "What kind of brain-dead novel is this, eating this kind of thing!"

"You don't understand." Zhang Wei looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "I heard from the older generation that the placenta can be repaired, and it can even cure infertility!"

"Really?" Zhao Haitang looked suspicious.

"Fake." Dali said with a blank face: "This thing is a piece of meat, and its only special feature is the transit.

The mother's blood reaches the placenta, which filters out the waste and toxins in the mother's blood and sends nutrients to the baby.After the baby is used up, the garbage is returned to the mother through the placenta.

　　Simply put, the placenta is a waste transfer station. "

"vomit--!!"

Thinking of someone eating this kind of thing, Zhao Haitang held the trash can and vomited again.

The curry sauce still smelled of chocolate yakini in her throat, and she was already disgusting. She couldn't help it when she heard Zhao Haitang's vomiting.

Ji Yu: "???"

Can it be better!

The environment outside the delivery room is too harsh!

Ji Yu held a strong hand and said to the others, "Let's go to the delivery room and wait, and come back when Mika gives birth."

"Okay!"

"I brought a baby greeting card, we can write greetings to the baby!"

"Let's go."

Everyone entered the maternity room very actively, and warned Zhao Haitang and the curry sauce that they had to vomit before they could come.

They don't want the environment in the delivery room to be polluted by these two.

The baby greeting card prepared by Yoyo is not very good-looking. The appearance and outline are simple villains. They are folded and unfolded, and countless villains are surrounded by hands.

It looks so warm and loving.

Holding the pen, Yunyou said, "You can write on the clothes of the villain. I will come first."

After speaking, Yoyo scribbled the following sentence on the greeting card: "Xiao Xiaobu, I officially appoint you as the second generation descendant of Tang's performance method!"

Although it was written a congratulatory speech, the ordinary congratulatory speech was too crude, and everyone tacitly decided to change the congratulatory speech to a sentence to send Xiaoxiaobu.

After Yoyo finished writing, Guan Gu took the pen and wrote, "When you grow up, Uncle Guan Gu will teach you to draw magical cartoons."

Zhang Wei: "If someone bullies you, uncle will sue him for you!"

Zeng Xiaoxian: "I am a good man, and I am your uncle Xiaoxian."

Yifei: "Little Bu, do you want to learn to play with a flash?"

Dali: "There are still 6893 days until the college entrance examination, come on!"

Ji Yu: "???"

A speech is a college entrance examination.

As expected of you!Zhuge Dali.

In order not to put too much pressure on Xiaobu, Ji Yu wrote: "If a person has no dreams, what is the difference between being carefree and carefree."

See the power of this sentence: "???"

She also thought that Ji Yu would inspire Xiao Xiaobu.

Unexpectedly, when my cousin wrote it, it was a poisonous chicken soup!

Seeing what Ji Yu and Dali wrote, Yi Fei laughed and teased: "You two, one is so hardworking and the other is so salty, will you teach your children not to fight in the future?"

"will not."

Ji Yu and Dali heard Yifei's words and said in unison, "I listen to Dali!"

"I listen to my cousin!"

Ji Yu: "???"

vigorously:"???"

Yifei: "..."

Be caught off guard for a bite of dog food!

Ji Yu is really ready to listen to Dali.

He is such a salty fish, it's okay to play with children, but let him teach children big things...

Come on!

Dali's idea is the complete opposite of Ji Yu.

In her opinion, although Ji Yu is usually very salty, when it comes to critical moments, it is often in one sentence.

Dali felt that her cousin was much smarter than her.

If it was my cousin, I would definitely be able to teach very good children.

"Wow-wow-"

Suddenly, a cry interrupted their thoughts.

"Born! Born!"

"It's the baby's cry!!"

Everyone looked happy, rushed out of the delivery room and went straight to the delivery room.

Zhao Haitang and Curry Sauce had just cleaned the corridor when they heard the crying in the delivery room, they threw away the broom and hugged each other excitedly.

"Great!"

"Born! Born! Sister Meijia is born!"

"Ding dong."

The moment everyone arrived outside the delivery room, a message popped up in the WeChat group.

Zi Qiao: Mother and daughter are safe.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"

Everyone was even more excited when they saw the news.

"It's a girl! Xiaobu is a girl!!"

"That's great, I have someone to follow after my bullet!" Yifei said.

"My Tang's performance method, it will be easier for girls to learn!" Youyou said.

"I can tell her how girls should study science, and girls can also be very good at science!" Dali said.

Ji Yu: "..."

Xiaobu has endured pressure that should not be endured at this age.

Are you all devils?

After a while, the nurse took Xiaobu out and said softly, "You can look at the baby, but you can't touch it. The baby's immunity is not good."

"Ok."

"Don't touch it!"

Everyone nodded again and again and gathered around the nurse to observe Xiaobu.

The newborn baby is a little wrinkled, but it's not particularly good-looking, but when everyone looks at Xiaobu, there is an inexplicable feeling of seeing an angel.

The whole heart softened.

Although they were not their children, they accompanied Mika the whole time, and had a very strong feeling for Xiaoxiaobu.

Parents watch their children, bring their own cute filters!

After showing everyone for a while, the nurse took the baby back to the delivery room and closed the door mercilessly.

Zeng Xiaoxian was very reluctant to give up. He took Yifei and said, "Yifei, shall we have one too? The child is too cute!"

Hearing this, Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, and said, "Let's talk about it when you call back. I don't want widowed parenting."

As soon as Zeng Xiaoxian heard it, he immediately had a strong desire to be transferred back!

Dali saw Ji Yu staring at the delivery room, touched him lightly, and said, "Cousin, do you like children?"

"I like it." Ji Yu nodded without thinking.