I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Anyway, wait until the injury on your face heals before you die, at least it won't hurt so much!

Zhao Haitang held back her tears, and there was only one thought in her heart: I regret it, I regret it very much now!

"and many more……"

Zhao Haitang was remorseful and suddenly realized one thing.

He just didn't die!

He just came over from next door and didn't say anything, why did Ji Yu suddenly slap him?

Although the Tathagata's palm can be fanned regardless of the occasion or location, Ji Yu is not such an impulsive person!

"Why did you slap me?"

Zhao Haitang got up from the ground and looked at Ji Yu suspiciously.

Because he was holding back tears, his voice was choked, his eyes were red, and he looked a little aggrieved.

Ji Yu: "???"

How can Zhao Haitang look so disgusting?

Hearing Zhao Haitang's words vigorously, he walked up to Ji Yu and said, "Are you pretending to be stupid or really stupid? I asked you to change the novel, but you wrote another chapter full of negative energy."

"I didn't… hiss!"

When Zhao Haitang spoke, the facial muscles were involved, and the pain was excruciating.

He covered his face and said while clenching his teeth to relieve the pain: "I don't have it. I have carefully revised this chapter."

Knowing that everyone had read the novel, Zhao Haitang explained aloud: "In the past, it was the father who lost the child, but not this time! This time it was the mother who lost it."

"You taste, delicate taste, what a great progress this is!"

vigorously:"???"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

"Can this be considered progress?" Zhang Wei looked confused.

From the moment Ji Yu drew Zhao Haitang, Zi Qiao's head was full of doubts.

Why did Ji Yu smoke Zhao Haitang?

Why are the others so relieved?

Zi Qiao was puzzled, and soon, he heard Zhao Haitang's explanation of the latest chapter.

Zi Qiao stopped thinking for a moment!

His attention was completely diverted by what the novel really meant to convey!

Zi Qiao quickly guarded the crib behind her, looked at Mika with a defensive face, and said, "It counts, how could I miss you!"

Mika: "????"

Ziqiao looked vigilant and said, "For the safety of Xiaoxiaobu, from now on, you can't approach Xiaoxiaobu without my consent!"

Mika: "??????"

other people:"???"

"I'm her own mother!" Mika pointed at Xiaoxiaobu and said.

"Not even my mother!" Zi Qiao said with a serious expression, "In that chapter of the novel just now, the father finally found his daughter back, but he was lost by the mother!"

When Meijia heard this, she turned her head and went straight out of the bedroom, gritted her teeth and said, "Zhao Haitang, I'll kill you!"

"!!!"

Zhao Haitang was startled, covered her face with her hands, and ran to the next door quickly.

"thump--"

He opened the door and bumped into Yi Fei who was returning from school.

Yifei caught a glimpse of Zhao Haitang's face in a hurry. She didn't recognize her, and her body's self-protection mechanism was activated!

"Bounce! One! Flash!"

"what--!!"

A scream resounded through 3601.

Ji Yu and the others who followed Mika saw this scene and involuntarily leaned back tactically.

Zhao Haitang, can't get up again!

Curry sauce looked at Zhao Haitang, who was knocked to the ground by Yifei, and said weakly, "This story tells us that if you are chased and killed, don't run around, it's easy to get into a car accident."

Ji Yu: "???"

This analogy... seems to be fine.

After Yifei played the bullet, she fixed her eyes on the person on the ground with a puzzled expression: "Why is this guy wearing Zhao Haitang's clothes?"

"..." Ji Yu walked to Yifei's side and said, "Because he is Zhao Haitang."

Yifei: "???"

"No way! How did Zhao Haitang become like this?" Yifei remembered that Zhao Haitang's face was swollen before she made the move.

Otherwise she wouldn't recognize it.

Ji Yu and Zhang Wei helped the fainted Zhao Haitang to the sofa and explained the current situation to Yifei.

After hearing this, Yi Fei said, "Shit! I didn't expect that this poisonous novel was written by this guy. It really sucks."

When Mika heard Yifei's words, she said angrily: "What's more, he has me in the latest chapter! Now Ziqiao doesn't even trust me!"

Yifei looked at Zhao Haitang, who had passed out, and frowned, "What should I do now? Do you want to call him up and continue writing?"

The curry sauce put an ice pack on Zhao Haitang's face and said, "Sister Yifei, Zhao Haitang is in a coma, not asleep, I'm afraid she won't wake up."

"I have a way!"

Guan Gu suddenly raised his hand, his eyes lit up, and said, "Ji Yujun is a genius at writing stories, we can let him write it!"

Ji Yu: "???"

I'm not, I'm not talking nonsense!

When Meijia heard Guan Gu's words, she looked decisively at Ji Yu and said pitifully, "Ji Yu, you have pity on me, and pity on Zi Qiao."

"Cousin." Vigorously scratched Jiyu's palm with his fingers, hinting wildly.

Ji Yu felt an itch in his heart, held a strong hand, and said to Mei Jia, "I can write, but I don't have an author account."

Although the first reaction was to refuse, but now the situation is urgent, if writing a novel can make the situation better, Ji Yu is very happy.

Curry sauce heard Ji Yu's words and said, "Zhao Haitang has it on his computer! I'll get it!"

After that, he ran to 3602 quickly.

after a little while.

Curry sauce brought the computer over, placed it in front of Ji Yu, clenched his fist and said, "Come on!"

"Ji Yu, drink a glass of water first." Mika handed the glass to Ji Yu.

"Ji Yu, this is a hot towel. I heard that wiping your hands before typing can be more flexible." Youyou said.

Vigorously stood behind and massaged Ji Yu's shoulders, saying, "Cousin, is this strength appropriate?"

Ji Yu: "...appropriate."

This feeling is comfortable and comfortable, but inexplicably a little pressure and swollen?

Ji Yu shook his head, put his hands on the keyboard, and decided to write a little story to relax first.

While Ji Yu was typing, everyone gathered their heads to watch.

"One day, my father took his daughter to play by the river, and accidentally, his daughter fell into the water, and the father was so frightened that he burst into tears.

At this time, the river god appeared.

The river god fished out a golden statue of his daughter from the river and asked his father: Is this your daughter?

Dad shook his head: No.

The river god fished out a silver statue of his daughter from the river and asked Dad: Is this your daughter?

Dad shook his head again: No.

The river god felt that his father was being honest and decided to give his daughter, the gold statue and the silver statue to him. "

Seeing this, Mika looked excited and said excitedly: "Yes, yes! That's it!! Dad not only has a daughter, but also two statues, so cool!!"

"The statue made of gold and silver is too valuable!!" Zhang Wei said.

"Dad is embarrassed!!" Curry sauce said.

"Lao Bu must be very happy to see this chapter!" Dali said.

While everyone was talking, Ji Yu tapped the keyboard and wrote the last few paragraphs.

"The river god disappeared, a huge wave broke out along the river, and the daughter was swept to the shore.

Dad ran over quickly, only to find that his daughter had been drowning for so long that she had lost her breath.

Later, the father became the richest man in the area, but the daughter never came back. "

After reading this paragraph of vigorous: "???"

Mika: "???"

Yifei: "???"

other people:"???"

"Ji Yu, are you a devil?!".

Chapter 260