I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu: "???"

With such a strong smell of gunpowder, you actually care about it?

As expected of you!Sekigu Kogoro!

Yifei heard Guan Gu's words, turned around and smiled, and said, "It's very close to the correct answer."

"Yata (great)!!" Guan Gu heard the words and shook hands excitedly: "My reasoning really..."

Before Guan Gu could finish speaking, Yifei turned to look at Zhang Wei and said, "After eating this stir-fried pork tongue, remember to keep your mouth shut.

After eating this fried pork heart with stinky tofu, I remember that this heart died.

After eating this steamed salted fish with salted egg, remember to stay idle to the end and don't help.

If you dare to mess around..."

Yifei said, holding the chopsticks in her hand, and said: "It will be like this white sugar tomato, my mother will reward you with a red, and send you to the West!"

"Snapped!!!"

When the words fell, Yi Fei shoved the chopsticks in her hand into the tomatoes, spattering red fruit liquid, like blood.

Sekiya:"????"

Guan Gu was stunned when he saw this scene!

This... is this very close to the correct answer?

"Guan Gu." Zi Qiao patted Guan Gu's shoulder and said, "Your reasoning is still not enough!"

"How could this happen!" Guan Gu couldn't figure it out.

He is the man who watched thousands of episodes of Conan!

Zhang Wei heard Yifei's words, although his legs shook, but his upper body didn't move at all, and he seemed to be unsteady.

He looked at Yifei and said with a smile: "Thank you, Teacher Hu, for your concern, but!

I'm ready for this meal today!I've taken care of this too! "

After he finished speaking, he reached out and pulled out the chopsticks and poured the little tomatoes into his mouth.

Ji Yu was surprised when he saw this scene: "Zhang Wei is so manly!"

"It's incredible, Pipi Shrimp has turned over!" Zi Qiao said.

In order to show his masculinity, Zhang Wei took a piece of salted fish, stuffed it into his mouth, and chewed it like a master.

After chewing two bites, Zhang Wei's expression changed, and he looked very uncomfortable.

Seeing this, Dali reminded warmly: "Salted fish contains a lot of sodium chloride. Long-term low-dose exposure will cause symptoms of hydrophobic migraine and dyspnea. Its median lethal dose is 3 grams, so it is better to eat less."

Zhang Wei: "???"

Hearing key words such as difficulty breathing and death, Zhang Wei was so frightened that he quickly spit out the salted fish and gulps water.

Seeing this, Curry Sauce said, "This story tells us, don't pretend, it will kill you."

"What the hell is going on?" Yoyo looked puzzled.

When Yifei heard Yoyo's words, she turned her head to explain: "The community gym has been doing activities these days, and it has attracted a lot of uncles and aunts to experience it for five yuan a day.

Originally, the experience activity took half a month, but the boss thought that there were too many elderly people, and temporarily decided to stop the promotion.

These old people came to me to complain, and I went to the boss to argue. "

"I didn't expect..." Yi Fei gritted her teeth, stabbed Zhang Weifei with a knife, and said, "The boss has moved out a dog-headed military division!"

"Oh~~!"

"So it is!"

After hearing what Yifei said, everyone understood.

Looking at Zhang Wei vigorously, he said, "Lawyer Zhang, the elderly are a vulnerable group. By 2020, the population over 60 years old in my country will account for 17.17% of the total population.

The problem of aging will become more and more serious. Being nice to the elderly means being nice to your future self. "

Wan Yu heard Dali's words and said with emotion: "Dali is really strong! It's big data casually!"

Hearing the words vigorously, Chong Wan Yu smiled.

Zhang Wei heard Dali's words and said, "I understand the truth, but some old people have seriously disrupted the business order!

You don't know how excessive those old people are. They not only use the gym as a tea house laundry room, but also eat hot pot with the air conditioner inside! "

Hearing this, Curry Sauce said, "Don't you appreciate this kind of shrewdness? You saw this kind of behavior on Douyin once, and you liked it!"

Zhang Wei: "???"

Did you break it like this?

What about a good blind date and a roommate?

Yifei heard what the curry sauce said, looked at Zhang Wei, and said, "Haha."

"Cough!" Zhang Wei coughed awkwardly and said, "In short! The gym has the final right to interpret the event and has the full right to unilaterally terminate the event.

It's reasonable for the boss to do this!legitimate! "

Hearing this, Yifei rolled her eyes and said, "If you have the final interpretation right, you can't keep your word, or you'll be a profiteer!"

"The old man is about to turn the gym into a blind date corner. The boss couldn't take it anymore and ended the activity!" Zhang Wei exclaimed.

Yifei is calm, but her voice is not small: "It's obvious that the boss thinks that the old man only has experience and does not apply for cards, so he wants to drive them away!

It's easy to collect money, return if you don't make money, and the promotion must go on! "

Seeing that Yifei was so stubborn, Zhang Wei also toughened his attitude: "I'll tell you on behalf of the boss! The promotion will end tomorrow!"

"boom!!"

Yifei heard Zhang Wei's words, patted the table and stood up, her eyes sharp like a large carnivore, staring at Zhang Wei.

Being stared at by such eyes, Zhang Wei was so frightened that his legs and mouth were shaking.

Seeing the situation anxiously, Dali whispered, "Mr. Hu won't tear up Lawyer Zhang with his bare hands, right?"

"It shouldn't be...?" Ji Yu said.

Yi Fei stared at Zhang Wei for a while, then turned away.

Seeing this, Zhang Wei looked a little dazed: "Yifei didn't refute me?"

"Could it be that Sister Yifei was conquered by Lawyer Zhang's eloquence?" Curry sauce made a bold guess.

"No." Zhao Haitang looked at the curry sauce and said, "This is the calm before the storm!

Teacher Hu's eyes just now were low-key with rebelliousness, and there was a storm hidden in peace.

She didn't say a word, she seemed so soft that she couldn't unscrew the cap of the mineral water bottle, but in fact she could unscrew Lawyer Zhang's Tianling cap! "

Zhang Wei: "???"

The skull suddenly hurts.

Hearing Zhao Haitang's words vigorously, he nodded in agreement and said, "It's usually like this before Teacher Hu gets angry."

"I prove it!" Zhan Bo raised his hand and said, "My old sister is very angry now! Very very very angry!"

"Zhang Wei, you're done." Zi Qiao cast a sympathetic look at Zhang Wei.

"!!!" Zhang Wei panicked when he heard everyone's words.

He walked quickly to Ji Yu's side, squatted down skillfully, hugged Ji Yu's thigh with both hands, and pleaded, "Master! You must help me!!"

Ji Yu: "???".

Chapter 263

Ji Yu took Zhang Wei's hand away in disgust and said, "Aren't you very manly?"

It's okay to hug your thighs without saying a word!

"I was pretending!" Zhang Wei said honestly.

After all, the other party is Hu Yifei!

The devil in the love apartment, everyone knows the violence!

If it wasn't for helping people, Zhang Wei didn't want to offend her.

Seeing that Zhang Wei was really panicked, Ji Yu advised: "If you are afraid, don't get involved in this."

"No!" Zhang Wei stood up and said solemnly: "From the day I decided to help the disadvantaged in a lawsuit, I swear that I will not be afraid of power! I must stand on the side of justice!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Dali heard Zhang Wei's words and hesitated: "The vulnerable group you're talking about isn't the gym owner, right?"

"Exactly!" Zhang Wei nodded heavily and said, "The original intention of the boss to organize the event is kindness, who would have known so many uncles and aunts would come.

They don't even need to apply for a card themselves, they swoosh up when they see handsome guys and beauties, and try their best to sell their older single children, so young people don't go there anymore!

You tell me, the boss is miserable. "

The curry sauce heard the words, tasted it carefully, and said, "It's really miserable."

"In short, I must help the boss to end this tragedy!"

After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he hugged Ji Yu's leg again and pleaded, "Master, tomorrow I'm going to the gym to help the boss announce the suspension of activities. Can you go with me? I'm afraid of being beaten by Yifei."

Looking at the apartment, only Ji Yu can make Yi Fei jealous!

Ji Yu took Zhang Wei's hand away again and said, "I don't have time tomorrow, you can go by yourself."

He promised to help Ziqiao take care of Xiaoxiaobu, but he didn't have time to go out at all.

Thinking of this matter vigorously, he said to Zhang Wei, "Lawyer Zhang, Teacher Hu has always convinced people with reason. I believe she will not do anything to you."

Ziqiao also looked at Zhang Wei and said, "Don't be a coward! If you are righteous, you should know that justice will win!"

When Zhang Wei heard Zi Qiao's words, he felt inexplicably inspired.