I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother
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She opened her eyes, got up and went back to Mika's bedroom.
When he came out again, he was holding a pink notebook in his hand.
"What is this?" Ji Yu looked curious.
Vigorously walked over to Xiaoxiaobu and said, "Sister Meijia said that there are poems written by Zhao Haitang specifically for Xiaoxiaobu in the book. If Xiaoxiaobu doesn't sleep, you can read it to Xiaoxiaobu."
"Xiao Xiaobu will fall asleep in seconds after listening to the poem?" Ji Yu asked.
"No." Shaking his head vigorously, he said, "Sister Meijia means that Xiaoxiaobu can feel the influence of knowledge and become a scholar in a subtle way!"
Ji Yu: "???"
Mika seriously?
Little Bu was born not long ago!
"It's okay anyway, I'll read it to her."
After he finished speaking, he vigorously opened the notebook and recited: "Lu Chen is connected,
daughter Lu Jiayi,
smile like an angel,
Sharks sink too...? "
Ji Yu: "???"
Why does the last sentence sound so silly!
"Giggle."
Xiaobu suddenly laughed when he heard the poem.
Seeing this, Dali was a little surprised: "Xiao Xiaobu seems to like this poem."
Ji Yu: "..."
No, he felt that Xiao Xiaobu was simply amused by the sand sculpture breath of this poem!
In order to test Xiaoxiaobu's sensitivity to sand sculptures, Ji Yu said, "Jianjia is pale and white dew is frost.
The so-called Iraqis are on the Internet side.
Taking advantage of it, his face is fat and long. "
vigorously:"???"
What a devilish adaptation this is!
"Giggle cluck."
Xiaobu laughed even more when he heard Ji Yu's poem.
Seeing this, Ji Yu raised his brows and continued, "If Chen Xing cuts your cheek,
The high temperature of the meteorite can turn you into a roast duck,
Then I'll sprinkle you with some chopped green onion,
Roast a sweet potato on your piping hot face. "
vigorously:"???"
Xiaobu: "???"
I don't understand it, but it's kind of scary!
Xiaoxiaobu looked at Ji Yu with his big round eyes, he didn't dare to laugh, and shivered.
"Haha." Ji Yu saw Xiaoxiaobu's reaction and said to Dali with a smile: "I think Xiaoxiaobu is a very smart baby."
vigorously:"……"
Little Bucong is not smart, she doesn't know.
She only knew that her cousin was a real devil!
"Crack."
While Ji Yu was teasing Xiaoxiaobu, Zhang Wei pushed open the door and came in from outside.
He gasped and walked with a limp, looking very embarrassed.
Ji Yu saw this scene and asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?"
Zhang Wei walked to the sofa and sat down, saying, "I just came back from the gym, and Yi Fei went to the gym again today for theory."
Hearing the words vigorously, he looked at Zhang Wei's legs and asked, "Mr. Hu beat you?"
"That's not true." Zhang Wei rubbed his knees and said, "Yifei is too good to say, from traditional virtues to pension reform, I am completely powerless to refute.
She has a loud voice, plus her voice is full of emotion and cadence, I also think it makes sense!
So unconsciously... I knelt down and hurt my knee. "
Ji Yu: "???"
Yifei's mouth is so strong!
"The boss was under pressure and decided to extend the promotion for another day."
Zhang Wei said, looked at Ji Yu, and begged: "Master, please help me! If this happens tomorrow, the promotion will continue!"
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"But Yifei didn't hit you." Ji Yu said, "How can I help you?"
Hearing this, Zhang Wei smiled a little embarrassedly, and said, "I think your mouth is definitely stronger than Yifei!
Can you... help me talk to Yifei? "
"No." Ji Yu decisively refused.
This time, Zhang Wei and Yifei have their own positions, and Ji Yu does not plan to stand in line.
Knowing Ji Yu's attitude vigorously, he said to Zhang Wei, "Lawyer Zhang, you are already a mature lawyer, it's time to collect evidence yourself and close the case.
Mr. Hu does not eat hard and soft, but only eats the truth. If you can find evidence, come up with the real hammer that the uncle and aunt harmed the gym.
I believe that even if there is no cousin, she will not embarrass you. "
Hearing this, Zhang Wei sighed and said, "I think so too! But now the gym is full of uncles and aunts. I'm going to collect evidence, and they will definitely act!
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Maybe they will share the same hatred and drive me out! "
Ji Yu heard this and said strangely, "You guys are so big in a gym, you don't even have surveillance?"
"Uh..." Zhang Wei looked embarrassed and said, "The boss wanted to save money, so he didn't pretend."
Ji Yu: "..."
This boss is also a ruthless man!
After thinking about it vigorously, he said, "It's too late to pretend it's too late. It's more efficient to collect evidence myself."
"If you are afraid of being recognized, you can disguise yourself." Ji Yu said casually.
Zhang Wei's eyes lit up when he heard this!
"Disguise! Why didn't I think of this!"
He got up from the sofa excitedly and said, "I'll go get the props now, go to the gym later, and try to collect evidence today!
Tomorrow, I must make Yifei shut up! "
After finishing speaking, he couldn't wait to run to the next door.
Seeing Zhang Wei's hurry, Ji Yu shook his head helplessly and continued to play with Xiao Xiaobu.
"Om." Dali's phone vibrated.
She opened it and saw that it was a message from Mika.
Mika: "Dali, I bought you a gift~~~"
Below is a picture.
He opened it vigorously and looked at it, and found that the gift that Mika bought was a bottle of aromatherapy with "Love at first sight" written in Hindi.
There are also a few lines of small characters to introduce: "Heat use, can promote hormone secretion, is the Aladdin magic lamp for men and women dating!
PS: It can be used to reproduce offspring of endangered animals. "
vigorously:"???!!!!"
This, what is this!six.
Chapter 266
Vigorously saw the picture Mika sent, surprised and shy.
How did Sister Meijia buy this kind of thing for her...
"Plop, plop-"
Thinking of the use scene of this aromatherapy, Dali's little heart jumped wildly.
His face gradually turned red.
"vigorously?"
Ji Yu noticed the change in Dali, reached out to touch Dali's face, and asked with concern, "What's wrong? Are you hot?"
"No, no." Dali shook his head again and again, turned off the phone screen, and didn't show Ji Yu's love at first sight.
Although she and Ji Yu are engaged, some things are still a bit shy to say.
Even if this thing is used, she will use it secretly, so that her cousin will not know!
……
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