I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

When I got my tattoo, many parents of the victims called me to say thank you! "

"Really?"

"Great!"

Everyone was overjoyed when they heard Zhang Wei's words.

They tried their best to catch the liar, isn't it just to protect the rights and interests of the victims!

"and many more!"

Ji Yu carefully tasted what Zhang Wei had just said, and always felt that something was wrong.

He looked at Zhang Wei and said in surprise, "Did you get a tattoo?"

"correct."

Zhang Wei nodded and rolled up his sleeves to reveal the butterfly tattoo on it.

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

"This butterfly is exactly the same as the one on Tan Tan's head!" Zhan Bo felt that he had discovered a blind spot!

"Zhang Wei, don't tell me that your tattoo is for Tan Tan??" Yi Fei's eyes widened with disbelief.

"Zhang Wei, Tan Tan is not worth it!" Youyou frowned, disapproving of Zhang Wei's actions.

"Lawyer Zhang is so obsessed with a female liar that he even has a tattoo... Lawyer Zhang, I despise you!" Zhao Haitang said.

"Zhang Wei, I despise you too." Wan Yu said.

"Count me in!" Curry sauce said.

Zhang Wei: "???"

"No, you have misunderstood!" Zhang Wei looked at everyone and explained, "I got the tattoo to remind myself not to have any online dating in the future!"

Online appointments are all liars, he sees it through!

When everyone saw Zhang Wei's eyes with a bit of determination and hatred, they couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief knowing that he wasn't lying.

"It's okay, I thought you were fallen." Yifei said.

"But you are a lawyer, can a lawyer get a tattoo?" Curry sauce said.

Hearing this, Zhang Wei nodded and said, "Of course it is, the law does not stipulate that lawyers can't get tattoos. When I was in a lawsuit before, I had seen my colleagues who had Jesus tattooed on their backs and blue dragons and white tigers tattooed on their arms!"

Ji Yu: "???"

Is it so social?

Knowing that tattoos will not affect the lawyer's career, everyone did not say anything about Zhang Wei.

However, Wan Yu was a little curious and asked aloud, "Zhang Wei, I heard that getting tattoos hurts. Did you use anesthesia when you got tattoos?"

"no!"

Zhang Wei looked a little smug, pointed at himself with his thumb, and said, "Who am I? Viagra! A real man! Do you need anesthesia for this pain?"

Ji Yu: "..."

If he hadn't known how terrified Zhang Wei was when he experienced labor pains, he would have believed it!

Vigorously observed Zhang Wei's tattoo and said: "The anesthetic used in the tattoo is not an injection of liquid, but a paste-like ointment.

When using the ointment, the elasticity of the skin will be reduced, and it will not be in the best state during tattooing, which will cause a certain deviation in the coloring.

Lawyer Zhang's tattoo looks fine and beautiful, and the color is also very beautiful. There should be no ointment. "

Yifei heard Dali's words, and said casually, "It is estimated that Zhang Wei was dizzy from the pain just after the tattoo, so there is no need for anesthesia."

Zhang Wei: "????"

This, this is all known by Yifei? !

Seeing Zhang Wei's shocked expression, everyone suddenly realized.

"I understand, I understand~"

"So this is ah!"

"As expected of Viagra, a real man!" Zhao Haitang patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and smiled deeply.

Zhang Wei took away Zhao Haitang's hand in disgust and said, "It won't hurt your back when you stand and talk. If you have the ability, you can get a tattoo. If you don't use anesthesia, I will lose!"

"I'm not going." Zhao Haitang shook her hair and said, "I'm a good boy. I don't smoke, drink, or get tattoos~~"

Zhang Wei: "..."

These words instantly reminded him of Tan Tan, which was inexplicably heart-wrenching.

Seeing Zhang Wei's uncomfortable expression, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but patted him on the shoulder and said, "Zhang Wei, don't be sad, there is no fragrant grass anywhere in the world, why do you need to love a single flower!"

When Curry Sauce heard the word "Fangcao", she couldn't help but think of the school grass in idol dramas, and couldn't believe it: "Mr. Zeng, do you want Lawyer Zhang to do the foundation?"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"

Zhang Wei: "???"

Ji Yu: "???"

This interpretation is hilarious!

"What!" Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said, "I mean, I can introduce someone to Zhang Wei!

There are many female fans in my pickles fan club. Another day I will organize an offline meeting, which will definitely help Zhang Wei get off the list! "

"Wow!!"

When Curry Sauce heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Mr. Zeng, you actually have a fan club! Do you have a handsome guy? Can I attend the meeting?!"

Zhao Haitang: "???"

Suddenly full of a sense of crisis!

Mika looked at Curry Sauce and said, "You can ask Wan Yu about this, Wan Yu has participated in fan events, but Teacher Zeng did not...  …"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"!"

Mika's words reminded him of a poignant memory.

He once hired Wan Yu as a telephone editor, but Wan Yu performed so well that he not only robbed him of his job during the live broadcast, but also had a lot of fun with the fans...

Looking back now, Zeng Xiaoxian is still a little scared.

Fortunately, he fired Wan Yu in time, otherwise he would have been laid off!

Curry sauce didn't know this, and thought that Wan Yu was also a fan of Zeng Xiaoxian, and asked curiously, "Have you all joined Teacher Zeng's fan club? I can too!"

"I'm not……"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Wan Yu was about to explain, but was interrupted by Zeng Xiaoxian coughing, "Curry sauce, for the sake of your being a part of the love apartment, I will make an exception for you to participate in my next fan event!"

"Really?!" Curry sauce looked excited and said, "That's great! Thank you, Teacher Zeng!"

Ji Yu, who knew all the truth: "..."

This stupid boy.

"That's right." Zeng Xiaoxian looked at everyone and said, "In order to reward me for getting such an awesome sponsorship from Little Rabbit Audio, the platform specially adjusted the live broadcast time of my show from midnight to ten o'clock at night!"

"Really?!" Everyone's eyes lit up when they heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words.

"This time is good, I will no longer be afraid of not being able to sleep at night!" Wan Yu said.

"Me too! I can finally go to bed early every day!" Youyou said.

Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"

Are you the devil?

Although listening to sleep can also contribute to the audience rate, but everyone's motivation still makes Zeng Xiaoxian a little worried.

He calmed down and continued: "The leader said that the above attaches great importance to my program, and specially allocated a budget for me to invite guests!

If you know any well-spoken internet celebrities, you can introduce them to me, and I must try my best to increase the listening rate!Never disappoint everyone's expectations! "

When everyone in the apartment heard what Zeng Xiaoxian said, they lowered their heads and thought about it seriously.

Internet celebrity...

can speak...

"Although I don't know Internet celebrities, I know someone who speaks very sharply!" Zhan Bo said suddenly.

"I know one too!" Zhang Wei said.

"I know too!" Guan Gu said.

Zeng Xiaoxian saw that so many people had recommendations, he was overjoyed, and said happily: "Don't worry, don't worry, one by one, the leader gave a lot of money, I can change it for one issue!"

"Don't be so troublesome."

Zhan Bo, Zhang Wei, Guan Gu and the others looked at each other, and invariably moved their gazes to Ji Yu, and said with a smile, "We're talking about the same thing."

Ji Yu: "????"

Talk and talk.

Look what he does! .

Chapter 287

Seeing that everyone was looking at Ji Yu, Mika's eyes lit up and said, "Yes, Mr. Zeng! You can invite Ji Yu as a guest!"

"Ji Yu speaks coquettishly, and knows a lot. He must be very suitable as a guest!" Wan Yu also recommended.

Ji Yu: "???"

Who is sassy and skinny?