I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Zeng Xiaoxian lowered his head and thought for a while, his eyes suddenly lit up, and said, "Yifei, we also want a daughter in the future! Daughter is sticky!!"

Yifei: "???"

She thought that Zeng Xiaoxian was thinking about how to solve the problem, but she never expected that this guy was thinking about this!

Yifei glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian with disgust, then looked at Ji Yu, and said, "Ji Yu, is there anything you can do?"

"..." Ji Yu was silent for two seconds, then said, "You can try asking Zi Qiao to pick up and put down repeatedly.

Children's reaction ability is not so fast, maybe they will faint after a few times, and I don't know whether to cry or laugh 々々. "

Ziqiao: "???"

Why does he feel that this method is so crazy?

Yifei imagined the scene and said, "If Meijia knew that we were tossing Xiaobu like this, she would definitely kill Ziqiao!"

Ziqiao: "..."

For the sake of his own life, Zi Qiao did not use Ji Yu's method, but picked up Xiao Bu and lay down on the ground, saying:

"Zhanbo, you took a picture of me and Xiaobu."

He looked at Ji Yu and said, "Ji Yu, drop me in your later stage!"

Ji Yu: "???"

What the hell is this?

Yi Fei looked at Zi Qiao with a speechless expression, and said, "Zi Qiao, you still think about how to make Xiaobu laugh, if it's all about P, ​​why do we go to great lengths to restore the set?

You don't want Xiaobu's first photo to be all PS synthesis! "

Ziqiao heard Yifei's words and quickly got up from the ground.

Yifei is right, how could Xiaoxiaobu's first photo be all high P!

"I'm Xiaoxiaobu's father, I don't believe she can't be coaxed!"

After finishing speaking, Zi Qiao put down Xiaoxiaobu and grimaced wildly in Xiaoxiaobu's cries.

"Wow-wow-wow-"

Xiaobu's crying continued, but it got louder and louder!

Ji Yu: "..."

Zi Qiao's mouth really opened up!

Yi Fei and the others saw that Zi Qiao was always not good at coaxing, so they couldn't help themselves.

"Little Bu, don't cry, don't cry, watch Aunt Yifei perform ninjutsu for you!"

As he spoke, he danced on the spot.

Xiaobu: "Wow-wow-"

"Xiao Xiaobu, watch Uncle Xiaoxian's eyebrow dance!"

Zeng Xiaoxian frantically shook his eyebrows, trying to make Xiao Xiaobu laugh.

Xiaobu continued: "Wow-wow-"

"Little Bu, watch Uncle Zhanbo perform a freestyle swim for you!"

As Zhan Bo said, he lay down on the ground and swam on the spot.

Ji Yu: "???"

Is this some kind of large-scale sand sculpture talent scene?

"boom--!!"

"what--"

Just when Ji Yu was thinking about how to make Xiaobu laugh, the door connecting the corridor and the living room was suddenly slammed hard, making a loud noise!

Xiaobu: "!!!"

Ji Yu: "???"

other people:"???"

Zi Qiao, who had a ghost in her heart, looked back, swallowed nervously, and said, "Is there someone outside?"

Zeng Xiaoxian tasted the scream behind the loud bang and said, "There is a thick wretchedness in this mourning, it should be Zhang Wei!"

"What is he doing here?" Yi Fei looked puzzled.

Ji Yu: "..."

I guess it's a test drive.

He never sent Zhang Wei a message. It is estimated that Zhang Wei couldn't wait any longer, so he came directly with the curry sauce.

Seeing Yifei going to check the situation, Ji Yu, who knew the truth, stopped her and said, "Yifei, leave him alone, Xiaobu won't cry now, let's take pictures first."

Yifei: "!!!"

other people:"!!!"

After hearing Ji Yu's words, everyone noticed it.

Xiaobu didn't cry anymore!

"Hurry up!"

"Hurry up and shoot!"

"Leave Zhang Wei alone."

Everyone took action and rearranged the scene of being kicked by Xiaobu.

Zi Qiao tidied up the cassock on Xiao Xiaobu's body, and then left the camera decisively.

"boom!"

At this moment, there was another crashing sound outside the door.

Xiaoxiaobu suddenly grinned: "Giggle."

"Crack-"

Zhanbo pressed the shutter and successfully captured this scene.

After taking the first picture, he wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "It's harder to take a picture of Xiaobu than it is for me to take a picture of a polar bear in Antarctica!"

Ji Yu: "???"

It's okay to photograph polar bears in Antarctica!

"Next, next." Zi Qiao looked at the time, carried Xiao Xiaobu from the ground back to the sleeping basket, and set up a chicken coop theme scene with Yi Fei and others.

The chicken coop theme was more complicated than Journey to the West and took a lot of time.

During this period, Zhang Wei hit the door nearly ten times.

"' 々 cluck cluck-"

Xiaobu lay in the sleeping basket and smiled very happily.

Ji Yu teased Xiaoxiaobu's chin and said, "It seems that Xiaoxiaobu likes to hear bumps."

Yifei heard the words and said, "It's good for Xiaobu to laugh, but what happened to Zhang Wei? My door is unlocked."

"Could it be that Zhang Wei is practicing Tietou Gong?!" Zeng Xiaoxian boldly guessed.

Ji Yu: "..."

Although he knew what Zhang Wei was doing, he didn't quite understand the operation of constantly knocking on the door.

If you hit the door because the brakes don't work, that's enough times!

"Leave him alone, and continue taking pictures while Xiaoxiaobu is in good condition now!"

Ziqiao said and picked up Xiaobu, wrapped her in a towel of the same color, and put it into the chicken coop.

"Crack-knock-"

Zhan Bo repeatedly pressed the shutter and took several pictures in one go.

After shooting this set, everyone continued to change the set.

ten minutes later.

After everyone took the four sets of pictures, they looked at the time, and it would be half an hour soon!

"No, I have to send Xiaoxiaobu back quickly!"

Zi Qiao hurriedly picked up Xiaobu, walked to the door and suddenly stopped, saying, "It's over, Zhang Wei is outside, I can't get out!"

If he just went out like this (good Wang Zhao), he would definitely be questioned.

By then, everything will be revealed!

With Zhang Wei's urination, there is a good chance that he will tell Meijia.

"My life is over..." Zi Qiao's eyes darkened, it was too difficult for him today!

Seeing this, Ji Yu walked over and patted Zi Qiao on the shoulder, and said, "Don't panic, I'll go out and get Zhang Wei away."

Zi Qiao's eyes lit up when he heard the words.

Almost forgot Ji Yu!

Ji Yu is Zhang Wei's master. With him around, Zhang Wei is nothing to be afraid of!

Zi Qiao carried Xiao Xiaobu to the door, lest Zhang Wei see him from outside.

Ji Yu listened to the movement outside the door, there was no sound of wheels sliding, only a few voices from a little distance away.

"Curry paste, this is the last time."

"No way, I'm going to be ruined." Curry sauce panted.

"Think about tiramisu, stick with it, and it will be over soon."

Ji Yu: "..."