I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

Ji Yu did what they always wanted to do, and it was so heartwarming!

The audience was excited, and Teacher Huang was even more angry.

He called for a solution, not a lesson!

Mr. Huang gritted his teeth and said, "Host, is there any way you can help me solve the problem?"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"???"

It's all like this, don't you think about yourself?

When Ji Yu heard Mr. Huang's words, he spoke again and said, "There is still a way to solve your problem."

Teacher Huang: "???"

Who asked your opinion?

Although he was angry when he heard Ji Yu's voice, but when he heard Ji Yu said there was a solution, Mr. Huang endured his unhappiness and said, "What is the solution?"

"It's very simple." Ji Yu said: "High school students drink water in class, then you go to be a university teacher. I promise, when you get to university, no one will drink water in your class!"

"Why?" Zeng Xiaoxian was a little puzzled when he heard Ji Yu's affirmation.

When he was in college, the discipline in the classroom was free, not only drinking water, but also eating snacks, sleeping, and watching TV!

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't understand, Ji Yu explained, "Because no one took his class."

Teacher Huang: "????"

Hearing Ji Yu's words, Teacher Huang instantly exploded with anger!

He shouldn't believe that Ji Yu will really give him advice!

Ji Yu heard Mr. Huang's repressed and hurried panting, and said, "Don't get excited, the university class is still waiting for you to shine.  …

That's when you don't say 10 seconds times 60 people equals 600 seconds, or your students will say:

Report to the teacher!We took a 60-second class, and the total of 50 people in the class was 50 minutes, more than one class time.

Although the get out of class has been delayed, I generously don’t care about you. Now I will leave after class, so I don’t need to send you a goodbye~~”

After he finished speaking, he cut off the connection directly.

Teacher Huang: "????"

audience:"!!!"

"Strong, too strong!!"

"What a great little brother, I have become a fan!"

"Give your knee to the boss, the final counterattack is too slippery!"

"Publish a book if you can talk! I'll buy it!"

"Brothers League, hit the bull beer on the public screen!"

"Cow beer!"

"Cow beer!"

The message area of ​​the program was instantly screened by Niu Beer!

Even everyone in the love apartment took their mobile phones and responded to a wave of beer in the message area!

"Ji Yu said it very well, it's very difficult for university teachers to get along! Just like this Teacher Huang, everyone will definitely dislike it." Yifei said.

"I've always felt that some high school systems are very brainless! There can't be garbage in the trash can, no clothes drying on the balcony, no toiletries in the washstand, no books on the desk...I suffocate just thinking about it!" Zi Qiao complained.

When Curry Sauce and Mika heard Zi Qiao's words, they nodded wildly in agreement.

Looking at everyone vigorously, he said, "Some people like to feel respect from others by making people do things they don't like. Such people will end sooner or later."

Everyone:"!!!"

Although the words were very long, they actually understood!

During the speech, "Your Moon My Heart" received a call from the third audience.

Zeng Xiaoxian resisted the urge to kneel down and worship Ji Yu, and said, "Hello, what's your name?"

"My surname is Zhao, it doesn't matter what you call me, I'm here to ask for help!"

There was a male voice and the sound of crackling on the keyboard.

Zhao Moumou said while typing on the keyboard: "Mr. Ji Yu, I feel that you are very sneaky!

I'm playing a game now, and someone on the other side sprays me, I want to spray it back, but I'm not good enough, and the spray is not hard enough.

I beg Jiyu boss to teach me some words without swear words, wait online, very urgent! ".

Chapter 307

Abusive words without swear words?

Ji Yu heard the other party's request, smiled, and said, "This is easy."

When the audience heard this, their eyes suddenly lit up!

"Quick, quick, little books are prepared, the big guy will teach people online!"

"Recording mode turned on!"

"I thought it was a late night talk show, but I didn't expect it to be so exciting!"

Zeng Xiaoxian who saw this sentence: "..."

He also never imagined this!

It's not dirty, this show shouldn't be reported, right?

In Zeng Xiaoxian's anxiety, Ji Yu said: "Warm reminder, the following content is a little inappropriate for children, please listen to it with your parents~~"

After the reminder, Ji Yu turned on the microphone passionately: "The day your mother gave birth to you, none of your father came.

You wasted three seconds of your parents' time.

What brand of plastic bags do you have that can fit so well?

Your complex facial features can't hide your simple intelligence.

The zombie opens your skull excitedly, walks away in disappointment, and the dung beetle next to him shines!

I thought you just looked like a toilet, but I didn't expect everything inside to look like that.

If the world doesn't want you anymore, remember to come to me, I know several traffickers.

Baidu can't find you, try Sogou.

After seeing you, I realized that Ugly can have such a 09 body.

Nuclear power plants all over the world can shut down if your ugliness can generate electricity!

The son does not teach, the father is wrong, you curse others, it is my fault.

I'm a courier, and I say you're a small shipment and you're a small shipment.

The group is still in a daze behind, are you playing the suona to your parents?

Me, my cat, and your horse miss you so much~~ I lied to you!In fact, I don't have a cat, and you don't have a horse~~~"

Zhao: "!!!"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"!!!!"

audience:"!!!!!"

Although these words are indeed not dirty, why do they sound so violent?

Is this the realm of the Great God?

"Mom asked me why I was listening to the radio on my knees!"

"As soon as he opened his mouth, he was the ancestor of Ancestor."

"You ask how strong Ji Yu is? Zaan has father and mother for three years!"

"What a beautiful **, I suggest publishing a book! Buy one and eat three, understand?"

"Ji Yu is a real skin, and there was a warm reminder before the spray, I almost believed it!"

"Am I the only one who thinks these words are dirty? Isn't it a consensus to scold people and not horses?"

When Ji Yu saw this message, he raised his eyebrows and said, "It's not a consensus to scold someone or not to scold a horse. It should be a consensus not to be mean, because being mean will make your horse be humiliated."

"Well said!!!" Zi Qiao slapped her thigh excitedly!

"Ji Yu is too strong, worship!" Zhan Bo's eyes were full of stars.

"I didn't expect Ji Yujun to be so arrogant. Every time I quarrel, I can't quarrel with comics. When Ji Yujun comes back, I will learn from him!" Guan Gu said with a fist.

Yoyo didn't stop Guan Gu.

Some sprayers really owe it!She even helped Guan Gu!

Yifei and Meijia sometimes spit fragrance, and when they hear Ji Yu scolding people, they don't feel disgusted at all, but feel that Ji Yu is more friendly.

As for power.

A bit of surprise flashed in her eyes at first, followed by peace of mind.

Although she didn't expect Ji Yu to be so powerful, there's nothing wrong with it!

My cousin is very nerdy and spends most of his time on the Internet.

Mastering the skills of attacking people can ensure that your cousin will not be bullied online.

Nice!

Radio broadcast room.

Zhao Moumou said while typing on the keyboard: "Big Brother Ji Yu, thank you! The other party has already been scolded by me!"

Ji Yu heard the words and said: "You're welcome, next time you need to buy a Rabbit Speaker, it is said that the Rabbit Speaker will have the Zuan line connection function."