I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"This honest person came out and said that none of my friends of the opposite sex did/smile."

"I seriously doubt that Miss Sister's boyfriend is an honest person on the surface."

"This honest person borrowed the building to post a post, and he has no friends of the opposite sex. It's a simple two-point line in daily life, so I can get a male vote."

"??? Is it a man or a woman upstairs? If it's a man... I'm afraid to think about it!"

Ji Yu who saw this: "???"

Males ask for male votes, and there are no friends of the opposite sex... Poisonous!

While Ji Yu was reading the message, another new call came in.

This time the audience was a young boy: "God Ji Yu, I would like to ask, why do the elders and leaders say that I am handsome, but the young ladies in the company think I am ugly?"

Zeng Xiao Xian:"!!!"

He will do this!

There are routines for elders to praise people!

The elders praised the good-looking, that is the appearance of ordinary passers-by.

Elders praise handsome, that is, passers-by looks but tall.

The elders praised their spirit, that is, boys with short hair.

The elders are praised for being polite, just because they wear glasses.

The elders boast that they will be able to achieve great things in the future, indicating that nothing can be accomplished now!

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to speak, but the other party clearly mentioned Ji Yu, so it was not good for him to speak directly.

If Ji Yu can't answer...

While Zeng Xiaoxian rubbed his hands and waited for the opportunity to speak, Ji Yu held back his joy and asked, "Have you studied "Zou Ji satirizes King Qi's remonstrance"?"

The other party was stunned for a while, and said, "You have been in junior high school, what's wrong?"

Ji Yu heard the words and said, "There is a passage in it that goes like this.

My wife's beauty is me, and I am also private.

The beauty of my concubine is that I am afraid of me.

The beauty of the guest is me, and I want to ask for it.

You taste, you taste carefully. "

Calling audience: "????"

That is to say, the elders and leaders praised him for his good looks for various reasons. Only what the young lady said is true?

Listeners who are aware of the truth feel very distressed!

He reluctantly thanked him and hung up the phone.

He lost himself in the voice of the Cantonese, and Ji Yu's few words brought him back to reality.

This guy is simply the devil!

After Zeng Xiaoxian heard Ji Yu's words, he was stunned.

He, he actually delusionally thought that Ji Yu would not be able to answer?

Ji Yu not only answered, but also used the content of the language book! !

What is a cultural person?This is!

Zeng Xiaoxian embraced his unprofessional self and decided to be a salted fish with peace of mind.

Soon, another call came in.

"Hello Ji Yu, my surname is Zheng. I am a social animal who has worked for several years. I want to ask, if you have money, should you buy a car or a house first?"

Ji Yu heard the words and said, "It is recommended that you buy a car first, and then drive to buy a house the next day. It's extravagant!"

Mr. Zheng: "????"

No!

He doesn't have that much money! !

"Hahahaha." The audience laughed when they heard Ji Yu's words.

"The big guy is starting to skin again."

"I don't think this is skin! Recall that when Ji Yu said this, did he take it for granted? I suspect that Ji Yu did this!"

"Buying a car today and buying a house tomorrow... Is Ji Yu so rich?!"

"Speaking of which, I still don't know who Ji Yu is, Internet celebrity?"

"Fuck it, fuck it, fuck it!!! I just checked it online, and Ji Yu is not an internet celebrity, but a super rich second generation!!"

"I also found out that he was on a dating show and said that his father was the manager of the Documentary Group branch!"

"Ji Shi, Ji Yu... Ji Yu is definitely a direct descendant!!!"

"My God, this is too rich!"

"Everyone! Little Rabbit Audio is a product of Ji's family!! I thought that Ji Yu came to the show for the sake of a meal, but I didn't expect him to bring goods to his family!!"

"What are you waiting for? Hurry up and buy it!! The young master will bring the goods in person, support! Must support!".

Chapter 310

Ji Yu's identity drives everyone's enthusiasm for shopping.

Originally thought that when buying Little Rabbit Audio, Ji Yu could only get a meager commission.

But now that I know that Ji Yu is a member of Ji's family, I instantly feel that buying a rabbit is giving money to Ji Yu!

People who appreciate Ji Yu have placed orders one after another, and the sales of Little Rabbit Audio has skyrocketed again!

Zeng Xiaoxian was swiping the message, and he wanted more in his heart - how envious he was.

When will he have such influence as Ji Yu!

"Mr. Ji Yu." Mr. Zheng coughed lightly and said, "Although I also want to buy a house today and buy a car tomorrow, but my deposit doesn't support it...

If you had to choose between buying a car and buying a house, what would you recommend buying first? "

Ji Yu heard this and said decisively: "Buy a car, you must buy a car!"

Hearing Ji Yu's answer so decisively, Mr. Zheng was a little curious and said, "Can you tell me the reason?"

"Of course." Ji Yu smiled and said, "Buying a car is a one-man business!

Think about it, buy a house, can it be driven out?cannot.

Can you show off your wealth if you don't take pictures and invite friends as guests?cannot.

When you go to work, can a house save you from crowding the bus and subway?cannot!

But the car is different.

A car with hundreds of thousands of dollars will make you stand out in most workplaces!

You drive out to meet a client, and the client says, "Yo, that's a nice car!"

You shook your head lightly, and said: Harm, just use it as a business.

The list became easy to talk about in an instant. "

Mr. Zheng: "!!!"

Hearing what Ji Yu said, he was moved, crazy!

Buying a car is too tempting!

I made up my mind about the picture Ji Yu said, and it feels very refreshing!

When Mr. Zheng was secretly excited, Ji Yu continued: "The most important thing is that the more people buy a car, the more expensive the car will not be.

But the house will.

Anyway, I bought a house first, and if one less person robbed me, the house price might be a bit cheaper. "

Mr. Zheng: "??????"

This turn caught him off guard!

"Hahahaha, I'm going to die laughing, Dad is so funny!"

"I don't know if it was skin before, but this time it's real skin!"

"After listening to Ji Yu's father, I almost sold the house to buy a car. Fortunately, my landlord stopped me and said I was insane."

"If I had a down payment, I would definitely buy a house!"

"I won't buy it, I'll buy a car! The down payment is great, and the crematorium is repaid! Modern young people don't still want to be house slaves, right? No, no? )”

"My Italian cannon has been pulled upstairs, you can tell me what to do!"

……

When Ji Yu was reading the audience's message, Mr. Zheng calmed down and said, "Mr. Ji Yu, what do you mean, should I buy a house first?"

"correct."

Having said that, Ji Yu didn't bother and said seriously: "Although a house can't make you stand out in the workplace, it can improve your quality of life.

It is always said that the house is rented, but life is not.

But will you have the furniture and appliances you really like in your rented house?Most of the time, you should pay attention to cheap, after all, you may not take it with you when you move.

Can you renovate someone else's house by yourself?A nail in the wall can lead to the landlord withholding the deposit.

The worst thing is that the landlord asks for a rent increase when the lease is reached. If you are unwilling to pay, you can only move out. There are a lot of trivial matters in moving, and you may encounter a black intermediary.

Although it is hard to repay the mortgage, the price of the mortgage has always been there and will not change.

In your own house, you can toss as much as you want, without asking the landlord's opinion, you are the master of life.