I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"I refuse!" Ji Yu refused in seconds.

Teaching classes or something, how troublesome it is.

He doesn't do it.

"It's getting late, I'm going to take a shower."

Ji Yu said, and walked out of the living room.

Youyou knew that Ji Yu didn't like trouble, but it was a little regretful that he was really rejected.

Mika was in a good mood when she thought that she would not be ruled by a scholar.

She patted Yoyo on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Ji Yu doesn't want to start the class, forget it, just ask him if you have any questions, he will definitely help to answer!"

"Yeah." Youyou nodded and said, "That's the only way it can be."

……

After Ji Yu took a shower, the living room was empty.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei went upstairs, and the others returned to their rooms.

Ji Yu pushed the door into the bedroom, and found that the headlights in the bedroom were dark, only the warm yellow bedside lamp was on.

Vigorously sitting on the bed and reading a book, seeing Ji Yu come in, she closed the book, lay down on the quilt, and said, "Cousin, I still want to hear a bedtime story."

Ji Yu was taken aback by this scene.

He walked to the bed and deliberately asked Dali, "What did you call me?"

Dali knew what Ji Yu wanted to hear, but she held back her embarrassment and said, "Husband~~"

Ji Yu: "!!!"

Really called!

Ji Yu was surprised by Dali's spontaneity, he sat on the bed contentedly, and said, "What story do you want to hear?"

"This!" Vigorously handed the phone to Ji Yu, with a small story on it.

Ji Yu: "???"

He was just asking casually.

Unexpectedly, Dali was already prepared?

Ji Yu took the phone curiously and looked at the content of the story that Dali wanted to hear.

After reading it, Ji Yu was stunned!

He knew this story, the leader in bedtime stories!

Dirty and cute!

Vigorously... Want to hear this dirty little story?

Is she implying something?

Ji Yu dumped the waste in his mind and decided to let nature take its course and tell the story first: "Before, a little white rabbit got lost in the forest."

Vigorously listening to Ji Yu's start, he leaned on Ji Yu's body.

Smelling the smell of Ji Yu, I felt an inexplicable sense of happiness.

Ji Yu raised his eyebrows and continued: "The lost little white rabbit saw a little black rabbit, she ran over and asked, "Brother little black rabbit, I got lost in the forest, how can I get out of the forest?

Little Black Rabbit said: If you want to know, please make me happy first.

The little white rabbit had no other choice but to make the little black rabbit happy.

The little white rabbit continued to walk, jumping, jumping, and getting lost again.

At this time, she met a little gray rabbit.

The little white rabbit ran over again and asked, "Brother little gray rabbit, I got lost in the forest, how can I get out of the forest?

Little Gray Rabbit said: If you want to know, please make me happy first.

The little white rabbit had no choice but to make the little gray rabbit happy.

The little gray rabbit told the little white rabbit how to go, and the little white rabbit continued to walk, jumping.

Later, the little white rabbit got lost again, and this time she met a variegated rabbit..."

"The little white rabbit ran over and asked the variegated rabbit how to get out of the forest.

The variegated rabbit said: If you want to know, please make me happy first.

The little white rabbit had no choice but to make the variegated rabbit happy.

This time, the little white rabbit finally walked out of the forest.

She suddenly found out she was pregnant..."

When Ji Yu said this, he looked at Dali and said, "Do you know what color bunnies the little white rabbit gave birth to?"

The interesting thing about this story is that if the girlfriend says she doesn't know, the guy can ask her if she wants to know.

If the girl says she wants to know, the boy will say: If you want to know, please make me happy first.

It's just a trick!

Ji-woo knew the story, but he never told it to Dali.

Dali is thin-skinned, and always feels that it is not good to tell such a story.

As a result, I didn't expect that Dali would take the initiative to let him speak!

The little cousin has changed, and she can play routines...

Ji Yu was about to cooperate with Dali to play the wave routine, but saw Dali blinked and said, "I know, rabbits are induced ovulation, and mating is always successful.

The rabbits born by the little white rabbits are likely to be little white rabbits, little black rabbits, or black and white rabbits, and gray rabbits are also possible.

Regardless of the color, though, these little bunnies are descended from the little black bunnies. "

Ji Yu: "????"

What about the good plan? !

Vigorously asking him to tell this story full of routines is actually to break the routine?

As expected of you!Iron and Steel Daughter Zhuge Dali!

Ji Yu put down his phone, stretched out his hand and pulled Dali into his arms, and said, "You dare to tease me, little rascal."

While talking, he scratched the ticklish flesh with his hands, showing no mercy!

"Hahaha..." Dali laughed itchingly, and after a while he began to beg for mercy: "I was wrong, I didn't mean it."

"You obviously are."

Ji Yu turned off the bedside lamp and decided to punish the skinny and straight little cousin. .

Chapter 313

The next day, Ji Yu and Dali didn't get up until noon.

"Oh!"

As soon as they left the bedroom, the two suddenly heard a loud noise.

Immediately afterwards, the shredded ribbons and flowers floated down from above and landed on Ji Yu and Dali's heads.

"Surprise!" Zeng Xiaoxian smiled brightly, holding a firecracker in his hand.

Ji Yu: "???"

vigorously:"???"

"What's the situation?" Ji Yu looked puzzled.

"Anyone's birthday today?" Dali asked.

"No!" Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head, gave Ji Yu a big hug, and said excitedly: "Ji Yu, the listening rate of "Your Moon My Heart" broke a record!

Ranked No. [-] in the audience rating last night! ! "

Ji Yu: "?? So tall?"

He just played it casually, and the effect was so good?

Ji Yu was a little surprised.

Vigorously heard Zeng Xiaoxian's words, a trace of surprise flashed in his eyes, followed by worship!

She has investigated the show, and the ratings have always been at the bottom.

Unexpectedly, my cousin hosted a session last night, and he even rushed into the top three!

Cousin is so awesome!

Yi Fei and the others looked at Ji Yu with admiration in their eyes.

According to Zeng Xiaoxian, there are more than a dozen radio programs, and the top ones are news. The audience has always been stable, and the listening rate remains high.

"Your Moon My Heart" has been at the bottom of the list all the year round, and even when Nolan was around, the highest listening rate only rushed to fifth.

"Nolan's ability is a well-known professional, I didn't expect Ji Yu to be stronger than her!" Zi Qiao said.

"Ji Yujun, you are my idol forever!" Guan Gu looked at Ji Yu excitedly, and had the urge to kneel down and sing conquest!

Zeng Xiaoxian was excited for a while, took Ji Yu's hand and walked towards the restaurant, and said, "Ji Yu, I made a big meal for you! You can try it."

Hearing this, Ji Yu glanced curiously at the dining table.

It is filled with a variety of dishes, such as steamed fish, braised pork ribs with abalone, fried steak, coconut chicken soup, etc...

It looks very rich!

As you get closer, the aroma of the vegetables blows in your face, which makes your index finger move.

Zeng Xiaoxian pulled out a chair for Ji Yu to sit on, smiling diligently, and said, "Ji Yu, do you want to drink soup or vegetables first? Or eat vegetables while drinking soup.〃?"