I, Zhuge Dali's Salted Fish Brother

"Cousin." Dali suddenly handed the phone to Ji Yu and said, "What song do you want to sing?"

Ji Yu heard the words and asked curiously, "Do you want to sing?"

"Well, I've already ordered a song." Nodding vigorously.

Ji Yu heard Dali want to sing, and ordered a song for himself.

Not long after, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu finished singing, and it was Dali's turn.

Seeing Dali holding the microphone, Wan Yu, Mika, Yi Fei and others all looked forward to it.

"I've never heard of Dali sing before!"

""Mischief"? I'm a little impressed by the title of this song!"

"It's started, it's started!"

Ji Yu looked at Dali and was very curious.

He hasn't even heard his little cousin sing!

When Ji Yu looked at Dali, Dali shifted his gaze to Ji Yu, and the two looked at each other.

Dali smiled and sang along with the rhythm: "I think I will start to miss you~

But I just met you~

I suspect this adventure is just a prank~

I think I have gradually liked you~

Because I have the courage to love~

I willfully throw myself into the prank you gave~~"

Singing and singing, Dali blinked suddenly and sent Ji-woo a wink!

Ji Yu: "!!!"

Who can stand this! !

"It's incredible, Dali sings love songs!" Yifei was stunned at the time, it was too sweet!

"I'm dead, I'm dead!" Mika clutched her little heart, feeling that she was hit by dog ​​food.

"I want to see you two get married now!"

Wan Yu blurted out, suddenly realizing that Dali and Ji Yu were already engaged, and quickly changed her words: "You guys don't move around here, I'll move the Civil Affairs Bureau for you!"

"Pfft." Ji Yu couldn't help laughing when he heard Wan Yu's words.

It's okay to move to the Civil Affairs Bureau!

Dali was also amused by Wan Yu's words, she held back her laughter and continued to sing, expressing her love to Ji Yu without restraint.

Ji Yu's heart is too sweet!

After vigorously singing, he took the microphone and prepared to sing his own song.

"'Sweet'? I suddenly have a bad feeling!"

When Zeng Xiaoxian saw the title of this song, he felt that there was a wave of dog food coming!

The intro to the song is particularly short, only a second or two.

Without waiting for everyone to be mentally prepared, Ji Yu said: "I took a sip, you said you love me~~

Still reminiscing about the tenderness you gave~

I took a sip, this fragrant temptation~

You have everything I like~"

vigorously:"!!!!"

other people:"????"

This dog food is spilled, it's too much! ! ! .

Chapter 330

"I will never sing K with Ji Yu and Dali again!"

"It's so sweet, I thought it had saccharin in it when I drank it!"

On the way home, Wan Yu and Mei Jia joined hands to tease them.

Hearing the words vigorously, he was inexplicably embarrassed, and said, "Why is it such an exaggeration."

"Yo, are you shy now?" Yi Fei joined the ridicule camp and said, "Who was win-k when he was singing just now?"

"Cough." Ji Yu opened his mouth to make a clearance and said, "Don't Teacher Zeng also w-ink?"

Yifei: "..."

Ji Yu didn't mention it, but when she mentioned it, she thought of Zeng Xiaoxian's greasy version of wink.

At that time, Zeng Xiaoxian was singing "Burn it!""Firebird", love to the depths, imitating the vigorous wink.

Yi Fei instantly felt greasy!

He couldn't help but leaned to the side.

Zeng Xiaoxian was sad at the time and sang: "Are you serious about taking a half step back?

Small movements can hurt so much~~~"

"Hahahahaha!"

Everyone recalled the scene at that time and couldn't help laughing again.

"Mr. Zeng is too funny." Curry sauce said.

"You said that wink is a patent for beautiful girls, why do you learn from others to vigorously do?" Yifei said.

"Humph!" Zeng Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows, very dissatisfied: "Is the patent of beautiful girls very powerful? My eyebrow dance is my own creation!"

"Mr. Zeng, next time you can try to dance the eyebrow dance while singing, it must be very coquettish!" Zhao Haitang said.

When Guan Gu heard this, he excitedly shared with Zhao Haitang: "Mr. Zeng used to have a DV player, and there was a video in it.

It was him dancing in the living room with a bath towel and a long burp in the back, but he was so coquettish! "

"Yes, yes, I am also impressed with this!"

Zhan Bo nodded again and again and said, "I remember that the fate of that DV machine was very tortuous. Teacher Zeng lent it to my old sister, my old sister lent it to me, and I lent it to Meijia."

Meijia also remembered this and said, "I lent it to Guan Gu!"

"I lent it to Zi Qiao, and Zi Qiao rented it to Xiao Hei!" Guan Gu recalled and said, "Later Xiao Hei took it to the swimming pool to photograph the beauty in swimsuits, and accidentally lost the DV."

"You have the nerve to say it!"

Zeng Xiaoxian glanced at everyone with disgust and said, "If I hadn't happened to pick it up in the swimming pool, my DV would have been lost."

"Then is it still there now?" Zhao Haitang said curiously, "I want to see that coquettish video!"

"I want to too!" Curry sauce raised his hand.

"I have a friend who said he also wants Kangkang." Ji Yu said.

Although he had seen the video on TV, the actual feeling of watching it is definitely different from watching TV.

Ji Yu doesn't mind experiencing it.

Seeing that everyone wanted to see it, Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand cheerfully and said, "Okay! Look, let me show you! A real man is the one who dares to face his own dark history!"

then.

After returning to the apartment, Zeng Xiaoxian looked through the DV player from many years ago, connected it to the TV, and watched his narcissistic video with everyone.

"Oh-My-God~Oh-My-God~

What are you still doing there~

Get up, even pretending to be cool occasionally doesn't hurt~

hey hey hey~~~

Just keep up with my taste and my thoughts~~”

Accompanied by the singing, Zeng Xiaoxian, who is in his twenties, twists and turns in the camera, both coquettish and coquettish.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

Everyone watched the video and couldn't stop laughing.

Hearing the laughter, Ji Yu glanced at the others, and a strong sense of happiness suddenly surged in his heart.

When he was watching TV in his last life, there was no one around him, so he could only watch TV by himself.

Now, he sits with the TV protagonists of the time.

He has all the friendships and love that he envied.

Happy, really happy!

Ji Yu held Dali's hand, tilted his head, and leaned lightly on Dali's shoulder.

Feeling the weight on his shoulders, Dali felt inexplicably soft in his heart, and returned to hold Ji Yu's hand, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.

……

the next day.

Ji Yu doesn't remember much about how he fell asleep.

He only remembered that he had a dream in which he had everything, rich, friends, and lovers.

When he woke up, he found that he really had everything!

Who is this to reason with~

Ji Yu raised his hand and stretched his waist, opened his phone and glanced, and found that Mika had sent him two messages.